Never Not Notes

In-studio notes by Dan Katz 0 – Never Not Funny has won one award once. Several years ago. We did win a pie baking contest once. The guys talk pies. Jimmy hates everything about motorcycles. 5 – Jimmy loves “In The Ghetto.” Discussion about hip hop artists. 10 – Eliot had a heckler at his live show this week. Never […]

In-studio notes by Dan Katz 0 – Jimmy is amped up on Coke Zero. Yesterday was 9/11. Jimmy talks to his buddy every time he drives to NNF. Jimmy loves Eliot’s new shirt. 5 – Matt’s daughter had a birthday party this past weekend. Jimmy fell in the ball pit. 10 – Guest John Ross Bowie is on these Ford […]

In-studio notes by Dan Katz 0 – Jimmy had a wonderful drive-in. Tells a painful Bill Cosby story. The guys think Eddie Murphy is a miss for the Oscar pick. 5 – Eliot has a great belt. Jimmy met Lindsey Buckingham today. Will meet Don Johnson tomorrow. 10 – Jimmy really likes our guest, Myq Kaplan of Last Comic Standing. […]

0 – Jimmy hurt his testicle. Jimmy hates on Looxcie camera. Jimmy got a nail in his tire and had to drop his car off at Just Tires. 5 – Jimmy has something against a parking spot reserved for a Mr. Soprano. Jimmy and guest Ty Burrell hate on the Yankees announcer who is pun-crazy. 10 – When Ty shoots […]

0 – Jimmy wants to get right into it. This is the episode where we will delve into the history of numbers. Eliot isn’t feeling well today. Jimmy thinks it’s because of an email he sent. 5 – Dan is wearing a looxcie camera on his ear. 10 – The guys talk about pranking porn stars. Jimmy accidentally figures out why […]

In-studio notes by Dan Katz 0 – Jimmy loves his own voice. It’s been a gloomy August. There have been some tragedies at rock concerts recently. God hates music. Jimmy’s angry about the Footloose remake. 5 – Never Not Funny is starting a porn production company. Dan once opened for Steve Mittleman at a Jewish temple 10 – 15: I […]

In-Studio Notes by Dan Katz 0 – Jimmy’s still the host of NNF since episode 1. Back in the day, Jason Priestley was a potential replacement guest. We’re finally here: Episode 9/11. And to celebrate, Eliot has joined Al Quaeda. Matt Belknap has the Rick Astley haircut. 5 – It’s been 2 weeks since we were last all in this […]

  Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: Jimmy goes right to camera due to the guest and panics 1:14 Next episode 911: time to celebrate 1:30 Aaliyah’s death was overshadowed by 9/11 2:00 Matt’s mispoken Darva Conger reference 2:50 Ken Marino bought muffins out of guilt 3:50 Enjoying tuna since 2010: Eliot Hochberg from INDHD.com 4:00 Swinger Danny Katz 4:30 […]

  Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: Jimmy misses the “indeed” which has happened since episode 4 or 5, according to Never Not Notes 2:00 Matt insists “indeed” started on episode 2, because he was just listening to it (but he is wrong, it’s episode 5) 2:20 Jimmy is sick of his Dice-wife voice 3:00 Hey! Idiots! There’s always […]

PARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE Intro: Jimmy has been hosting since episode one, although there were talks of replacement 1:40 Jimmy was on the short list but keep your jokes to yourself 2:45 Here begins Jimmy’s detailed and epic account of hiding in a closet to spy on back-stabbing Matt 7:30 Robert Hedges’s hair 8:30 Dan Katz’s circle chant […]

  PARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE INTRO: Jimmy is still the host, despite ongoing threats of replacement 1:48 Eight Miles High (Sorry Jimmy, not Three Miles High) 2:30 Dragging Oliver around the midwest 3:40 Jimmy needs Dan’s iPad NOW!!!!! 4:10 Eliot totally outs Dan! 4:45 Jimmy taught Oliver about cheese-cutting 5:10 Eliot’s thumb 6:00 The end of last week’s […]

  Pardcast.com message board for this episode INTRO: Jimmy the Postman is another in a long line of characters developed by not being able to speak 2:00 Rape is never funny, except when it is 2:45 Recording on July 4th, which is a snooze of a holiday, if you’re a star like Jimmy 3:30 Roosevelt’s legs were so lame, man […]

Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: Jimmy Pardo, host since episode 1, despite threats of replacement 2:20 Jimmy Pardo = christmas tree 3:00 Barefoot Sunday in the Park with George 4:00 Stephen Sondheim’s Company 4:50 The loves of Jimmy’s life, including Patti Lupone 6:00 Company vs. Rent 7:30 Dan is not sponsored by Palmer Cash 8:45 Dan’s hair looks […]

Pardcast.com message board for this episode INTRO: Professional Podcaster Jimmy Pardo introduces himself and the show. Like a professional. Which he is. 1:30 Bounce Bar stains Jimmy’s Mandy Patinkin costume 2:15 Eliot deserves grief for tardiness 3:00 Jimmy and Matt need stand-ins for Eliot’s preshow setup 4:00 Mannequin was a movie that was made 4:30 Jimmy does not let his […]

  Pardcast.com message board for this episode 1:00 Jimmy starts with a weird British NPR voice 2:00 Little known director Alfred Hitchcock used very on-the-nose movie titles 4:00 Jimmy’s new character: Virgil 4:30 NNF curse almost worked on Bumblefoot; and Clarence Clemmons had a stroke [but had not yet died by the time of taping] 5:00 Shoeless Eliot 5:45 Blossom […]

  Pardcast.com message board for Episode 902 1:30 Thanks to all listeners, even the freebies! 2:15 Inappropriate anger at anyone who would have told Jimmy NNF would go nine seasons 3:00 Two weeks into Jimmy’s third bout of strep in three months plus a cold. [I was told there would be no math.] 3:50 Jimmy’s weather corner – Short Lived […]

  Pardcast.com message board for this episode 1:40 Jimmy is coming right in your ears, Bogosian-style 2:20 Season 9 begins with a shoutout to Mario Degiorgio 3:30 It’s fake June and Jimmy loves memorial day 4:30 Jimmy’s working out his Veterans of Non-Foreign War bit 4:45 Montana is a fine state with many redeeming qualities, including being the home of […]

5/9/11 Greg Behrendt 0 – We start this episode a little sing-songy. Hot Tomatoes! NNF curse just killed Seve Ballesteros. Jimmy just sold his Miami Vice box set and made a profit. 5 – Season 9 is right around the corner. Jimmy got a bad review due to his musical tastes. The guys analyze the indifference in a karaoke audience. […]