Never Not Notes

  Intro Nazisssssssssss!!!! You already know everything about the episode, so why is Jimmy introducing it? Relax, Triumph is probably not touring Jimmy’s favorite newspaper: The Daylight Savings TImes Gabors and Goulets Jimmy wants a Robert Goulet pin Jimmy changes his underwear in his car, risking jail 5:00 Jimmy is not helping his criminal defense Sex offender laws Jimmy probably […]

In exclusive format (which is used when I can’t take note of episode times) Released June 23, 2009 Jimmy Jam – Flavor Flav’s cousin? Andrew Koenig seems like someone who would be open to taking an herb instead of Robitussin Generic vs. brand names Fluff Fuck ‘n’ Fold “I’ll take care of this with CASH!” Shopping Mall massages and teeth […]

  Released 11/07/11 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro Starting with a start! Jimmy’s goal: no eye contact, just camera contact Jimmy bails, Matt is disappointed A whole lotta Zep Jimmy needs some jokes Black Dog Daphne’s Subpar Pizza Hairway to Steven Mangia Matt’s Restaurant Rundown Why the Olive Garden hate? 5:00 Jimmy must have popping corn at the […]

Here’s a special entry of Never Not Notes. I’m taking you back in time to the most infamous of Never Not Funny episodes: the “mic throwing” episode. It was a more innocent time, back in September of 2009, and we all remember exactly what we were doing when we first heard the news that Jimmy Pardo threw a microphone in […]

  Note: This is Part 3 of what I call The Fighty Trilogy. The other episodes are 514 and 408. Released September 16, 2009 Purchase this episode Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro Radio DJ Jimmy takes you around the table AK-47 is here Jimmy says Pat is Matt’s booking, and thinks that maybe Pat is here too often Good music […]

Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: A trophy and an erection down low Sweater-talk, fucknut! Birthday hats: uncomfortable! Knotted little-girl hair: painful! ZZ Top’s Sharp Dressed Man 5:00 Pat’s pitch-perfect Sharp Dressed Man guitar riff Hector Salamanca Breaking Bad and Gilligan’s Island (you figure out the connection) Jimmy’s Eliot-insult surprised even himself Pardcast-a-thon: SOLD OUT! Here’s the Sharp Dressed […]

In-studio notes by Dan Katz 0 – Jimmy’s clock wasn’t working today. Jimmy took a bunch of medicine today; made things worse. Jimmy does a Family Feud bit that Matt argues against the logic. 5 – Matt’s got a lot of gel in his hair. Someone mailed NNF a trophy. 10 – Jimmy yells at everyone for a while. 15 […]

In-studio notes by Dan Katz 0 – Jazzing it up early on NNF today. Bad Brokaw stops by twice. Jimmy smells like smoke ‘cause of the men’s room. 5 – Dan’s wearing a new ABBA shirt un-ironically. Jimmy got bad feedback from an ebay buyer. 10 – Jimmy’s almost done with the series Deadwood. 15 – Guest Jesse Thorn has […]

In-studio notes by Dan Katz 0 – Jimmy is wearing boxer briefs. Mistake. Jimmy loves the NNF table. Zoe and Oliver had a playdate while Jimmy was out of town. The show is dragging. 5 – Eliot had to shave part of his beard because it was getting too difficult to eat sandwiches. Dan’s wearing skele-toes. 10 – This is […]

In-studio notes by Dan Katz 0 – Jimmy is stuffed up. Jimmy figures out Eliot’s way of holding people verbally hostage. 5 – Pard-Cast-A-Thon 2011. It’s coming! 10 – Jimmy’s wearing a different Journey shirt this week, same logo. 15 – 20: Madonna and Carson Daly talk. 25 – Kevin believes he’s more well know for his movies than his […]

In-studio notes by Dan Katz 0 – Never Not Funny has won one award once. Several years ago. We did win a pie baking contest once. The guys talk pies. Jimmy hates everything about motorcycles. 5 – Jimmy loves “In The Ghetto.” Discussion about hip hop artists. 10 – Eliot had a heckler at his live show this week. Never […]

In-studio notes by Dan Katz 0 – Jimmy is amped up on Coke Zero. Yesterday was 9/11. Jimmy talks to his buddy every time he drives to NNF. Jimmy loves Eliot’s new shirt. 5 – Matt’s daughter had a birthday party this past weekend. Jimmy fell in the ball pit. 10 – Guest John Ross Bowie is on these Ford […]

In-studio notes by Dan Katz 0 – Jimmy had a wonderful drive-in. Tells a painful Bill Cosby story. The guys think Eddie Murphy is a miss for the Oscar pick. 5 – Eliot has a great belt. Jimmy met Lindsey Buckingham today. Will meet Don Johnson tomorrow. 10 – Jimmy really likes our guest, Myq Kaplan of Last Comic Standing. […]

0 – Jimmy hurt his testicle. Jimmy hates on Looxcie camera. Jimmy got a nail in his tire and had to drop his car off at Just Tires. 5 – Jimmy has something against a parking spot reserved for a Mr. Soprano. Jimmy and guest Ty Burrell hate on the Yankees announcer who is pun-crazy. 10 – When Ty shoots […]

0 – Jimmy wants to get right into it. This is the episode where we will delve into the history of numbers. Eliot isn’t feeling well today. Jimmy thinks it’s because of an email he sent. 5 – Dan is wearing a looxcie camera on his ear. 10 – The guys talk about pranking porn stars. Jimmy accidentally figures out why […]

In-studio notes by Dan Katz 0 – Jimmy loves his own voice. It’s been a gloomy August. There have been some tragedies at rock concerts recently. God hates music. Jimmy’s angry about the Footloose remake. 5 – Never Not Funny is starting a porn production company. Dan once opened for Steve Mittleman at a Jewish temple 10 – 15: I […]

In-Studio Notes by Dan Katz 0 – Jimmy’s still the host of NNF since episode 1. Back in the day, Jason Priestley was a potential replacement guest. We’re finally here: Episode 9/11. And to celebrate, Eliot has joined Al Quaeda. Matt Belknap has the Rick Astley haircut. 5 – It’s been 2 weeks since we were last all in this […]

  Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: Jimmy goes right to camera due to the guest and panics 1:14 Next episode 911: time to celebrate 1:30 Aaliyah’s death was overshadowed by 9/11 2:00 Matt’s mispoken Darva Conger reference 2:50 Ken Marino bought muffins out of guilt 3:50 Enjoying tuna since 2010: Eliot Hochberg from INDHD.com 4:00 Swinger Danny Katz 4:30 […]