35W – Dipping your beak with Jackie Kashian
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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
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35 What Dreams May Come
00 Hello! 35W! The Loop!
DJ Jimmy is here!
Someone told Matt he sounds like he would look like Brian Poesehn to all of our shock.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Rhoads
Bugati!
Jimmy almost grabbed me a Diet Mountain Dew.
Get ready for Valentine’s Day!
What do the Belkaps do on Valentines day? The Pardo-Koenig’s don’t do all that much. Matt says its usually a dinner, maybe a gift.
Flowers are expensive!
10 – No one expects a Rose Bloom!
Jimmy offers drinks to the gardeners, a plethora of options, and they always just say yes.
I go get our guest and return to Jimmy talking mattresses.
20 – “I’ll see you on day 31!” – Jimmy
Purple prices went bananas apparently.
Matt talks about his UTURN record player and not knowing how to make it play 45 speed.
https://www.vulture.com/2021/11/how-to-play-a-vinyl-record-at-45-rpm.html#:~:text=For%20one%2C%20most%2012%2Dinch,out%20across%20four%20vinyl%20discs.
30 – Talking Taylor and albums Jimmy would like.
We’ll be right back with Jackie Kashian!
35m15s – We’re back!
We’re not talking highways Jackie!
Is valentine’s day a thing for Jackie and Andy? They exchange the same card every year.
Jackie talks about family or loved one coming to her shows. They don’t often but they apologize for it. She doesn’t care either way! “It’s not a little league game.”
40 – Jackie talks about the time her dad told her to get painters hats and give them to the audience at her shows. She thought it was ridiculous but realizes eventually she ended up giving out buttons so maybe he was right after all.
Jackie talks about advice she got from Jimmy Brogan when she walked off stage and having never met each other.
McDonald’s used to sell VHS tapes?!
https://letterboxd.com/travissmcclain/list/mcdonalds-vhs-promotions/detail/
45 – Jackie talks about this merch idea she had for Maria, who wanted nothing to do with it. Unfortunately, she couldn’t get just one and now has 250 of these “joke” merch ideas. A Tampa plastic envelope thing.
50 – Take a little taste Jackie!
Dip your wick? Wick talk!?
Jimmy wonders why Jackie is repping the Italian color scheme.
Google AI talk. Sometimes, it is helpful.
55 – Jackie talks about her mother-in-law watching hours and hours of stand up specials.
Jackie recommends debra digiovanni on Fallon!
Jackie talks about her planned trilogy of albums. StayKashian, AlterKashian, and a third as yet unconceived one.
60 – Comics talk!
Jackie talks about a recent Dork Forest were Kimberley Clark was on talking about Liner Notes!
1h5m – What venues will Jackie say no to?!
She’ll do Dubai for a first class flight.
Talking stand up pay!
1h10m – Jackie got off tiktok when it was banned and now can’t get it back. Win for her.
Jackie talks about Andy bringing home a woman he found passed out drunk in the street.
1h15m – Jackie talks Chad Daniels!
Jackie tries to recount Chad’s Luigi bit.
1h20m – Jackie talks more gigs she’s done and is doing including Sheetz.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheetz
Jackie did Last Comic Standing 3 times. They kept saying she would make it to the top 10 but she never did.
1h25m – In her stint on Last Comic Standing Jackie was roommates with liza Shlesinger and Nikki Glaser!
1h30m – Round the horn!
Letter game below!
1h35m – Eliot Talks his new shirt and a potential Toasted Head reunion?!
Eliot does let us know the origin of the band name.
https://www.toastedhead.com
1h45m – Jackie is a top five working comic today!
June to September weird timing because of Oliver graduating!
We are done!
See you next time!
Garon: What Dreams May Come
Eliot: The Whale
Jackie: West Side Story
Matt: Walk The Line
Jimmy’s five:
5) Whiplash
4) Wolf of Wall Street
3) Whatever Happened To Baby Jane
2) War Games
1) The Warriors
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole
