38O – Moving on with Greg Proops
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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
@ProopDog
00 Hello! 38O! O O OReilly!!
Kars 4 Kids? Banned in CA!
Talking phones doing stuff without our wanting it to.
Jimmy needs a nap!
Talking monster and Tyler’s money tree.
What to do with the hallway chair?!
10 – Lotta chair talk!
Matt has a celebrity sighting!
It was Retta!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retta
20 – The Mail is here!
Let’s go Ivan! From the UK.
Ivan found us from Corolla?!
Let’s take a break and bring Greg in to enjoy some cakes!
I do not think of you as a comedic person. – Jimmy, to all of us.
Greg Proops is here!
We’ll be right back!
32m15s – We’re back!
Welcome back!
Kidding, But Still is Greg’s latest album!
35 – Talking Trump and how he probably won’t make it through his term.
Fran Lebowitz has famously described Donald Trump as “a poor person’s idea of a rich person”, and frequently remarks on his intelligence, once stating in a Guardian interview: “You do not know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don’t.”
On His Wealth and Taste: “He is a poor person’s idea of a rich person. You know, all that stuff he shows you in his house—the gold faucets—if you won the lottery, that’s what you’d buy.” (From a 2016 Vanity Fair interview, which later inspired a widely circulated internet synthesis).
On His Intelligence: “The motivating thing in Trump is not that he’s crazy, it’s that he’s stupid. And I keep saying to my friends: ‘You don’t know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump.’ He is not just ignorant, which he certainly is, he is also incredibly stupid.”
On His New York Roots: “The thing that makes New Yorkers the angriest about Trump is that other people think he’s a New Yorker. New Yorkers do not think that. We never thought that.”
On His Presidency: “The next time those doors [on the Subway] open, whoever comes through that door first would be a better president than Donald Trump—even if that person was in a stroller.”
40 – Lose the dick jokes after a 37-year career?
Greg says Wayne Brady is fit and quick with a left hook!
45 – Greg’s album was recorded on New Years Eve!
50 – Talking about comics that took the turn to grifting. Sounds like most of them turned around 2016.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/addlepated
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/peduncle
55 – Let’s try a treat from the UK.
Walker Monster Munch!
60 – Greg talks about doing a commercial for Walkers Looney Tunes Picture Crisps.
“No improvement there. Moving on.” – the director
1h5m – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_N._Welch
Amy Landecker’s Great Grandfather!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaffa_Cakes
more UK treats!
1h15m – Greg talks Ice Tea over seas.
Talking heat waves in the UK. They like beer.
1h20m – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Falcon_Scott
Round the horn!
Greg talks about doing shows in Glasgow and how the crowds are really rough but really smart.
1h25m – Letter Game!
Eliot! Sponsored by Functio!
Toasted Head update!
1h30m – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enya
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clannad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sade_(singer)
Letter game below!
1h45m – Jimmy asks about the current touring of Whose Line!
1h50m – When Jimmy wants a treat he wants a fucking treat.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfrapp
We’re done!
See you next time!
Letter Game:
Garon: On The Radio – Donna Summer
Eliot: Oops…I did It Again – Britney Spears
Greg Proops: Ooh La La – Goldfrapp
Matt: Open Your Heart – Madonna
Jimmy’s Five:
5) Orinoco Flow – Enya
4) One of Us – Joan Osborne
3) Our Song – Taylor Swift
2) Over The Rainbow – Judy Garland
1) Oops I Did It Again – Britney Spears
Eliot wins.
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole
