3815 – Calling after hours with Oliver Pardo

June 3, 2026 Darryl Asher

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

NNF 3815 – Oliver Pardo

00 Hello! 3815!

June 1!

Calm down comics unleashed crowds!

Election day tomorrow.

Let’s go Pratt!? (gross)

Great luck with reality stars in this country’s politics.

Jimmy saw 3 movies!

Pressure (Brendan Fraser movie), The Breadwinner (Nate Bargatze movie), and…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Breadwinner_(2026_film)

The guys talk about Nate and his movie.

Jimmy and Oliver also saw Backrooms.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kane_Parsons

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backrooms_(film)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backrooms_(web_series)

We just don’t know how to feel about it!

Matt’s kids graduated! Zoe from High School and Charlie from 8^th Grade!

Promoted? Nah he graduated 8^th grade!

Matt talks about feeling like his breakdown is gonna come when Zoe goes to College.

Jimmy talks about realizing the age of parents and what they can or can’t do now.

Fix your gait!

20 – There aren’t cool updated walkers.

Jimmy talks about a doctor appointment.

He ran right into a pole that holds umbrellas or something but it took his skin off and he has a bandage covering it now.

https://www.fifa.com/en/tournaments/mens/worldcup/canadamexicousa2026/articles/match-schedule-fixtures-results-teams-stadiums

Matt talks WC tickets.

30 – Jimmy talks show confusion. He’s gonna be at Dr. Grins in Grand Rapids in August! Get your tickets through Jimmy’s site.

Or here! https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/81839818/jimmy-pardo-thursday-special-grand-rapids-drgrins-comedy-club

Get your tix!

35 – Talking Reddit. I am there.

The guys talk prices and eggs.

Let’s open some mail!

Some records from Cheap Kiss Records! It’s the store owners band(s?))

40 – Adrenalin vinyl!

https://www.cheapkissrecords.com

Vila Park!

Oliver is here! Eliot has a celebrity sighting.

We’ll be right back!

45m32s – We’re back!

Is Oliver ready to vote for Spencer Pratt?

45 – Oliver talks about seeing a dad and son walking and having a happy loving day after the ballpark or something until he noticed they both had Spencer Pratt t-shirts.

It’s Oliver’s first (full) election!

The guys talk Karen Bass. Apparently, she did something in their neighborhood.

50 – What did Oliver’s old boss do with the unhoused folks outside his business?!?!

Oliver talks about his first year of school.

The Qdoba stage?!

The Big Hurt is doing Viagra commercials now?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Thomas

He’s actually the Nugenix spokesman.

55 – Eugenics is a largely discredited pseudoscientific ideology that advocates for improving the genetic quality of the human population. Historically, it involved selective breeding practices—such as forced sterilization, marriage restrictions, and systemic segregation—aimed at reducing “undesirable” traits, which were deeply rooted in racism, ableism, and classism

In the 19th and early 20th centuries, eugenicists and “race scientists” used skull measurements (craniometry) and brain size to justify racist hierarchies and social inequality. This pseudoscience claimed that larger skulls and specific shapes correlated with higher intelligence and moral superiority, ultimately fueling forced sterilizations and systemic discrimination.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Starr_Jordan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenics

Spencer Pratt did a Fresh Prince spoof – https://wset.com/news/nation-world/la-mayoral-candidate-spencer-pratt-releases-fresh-prince-of-bel-air-ad-will-smith-los-angeles-palisades-karen-bass

60 – talking voting and ballots.

Although aardvarks and anteaters look similar and share the same specialized diet of ants and termites, they are completely different species. This is a classic example of convergent evolution—unrelated animals developing similar traits to survive in similar environments. They live on different continents and are not even close relatives.

The Ant and the Aardvark

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ant_and_the_Aardvark

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Byner

Talking Maude and Golden Girls!

Talking Rue McLanahan and her hotness.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rue_McClanahan

What’s the bang around situation in the OC.

1h10m – Washer broke at college that doesn’t dissolve the tide pods right and it makes it look like jizz on the clothes.

Brendan Fraser as Ike?!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendan_Fraser

In 2018, Fraser disclosed a sexual assault allegation against Philip Berk, the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA), the nonprofit organization that votes for the Golden Globe Awards. Fraser claimed Berk assaulted him by groping his groin and genitals during a 2003 industry luncheon, and also said the incident triggered a mental health crisis and fear of speaking up and harming his career.

1h15m – Celebrity sighting!

Who did Eliot see?

Jean Smart!!

Garden Party was Ricky Nelson!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricky_Nelson

1h20m – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Ozzie_and_Harriet

Oliver has a funny story!

1h25m – It’s a 3AM story!

I think Oliver is talking about Michael Pollard from Bonnie and Clyde – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_J._Pollard

Why are Private Detectives called dicks?

1h30m – https://investigationhotline.com/dick-for-private-investigators/