36I – In the eye of a hurricane with Laura Ortiz
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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
@lauratiz
Lauraortiz.com
00 Hello!
Jimmy in with a song about a Kiss concept album!
NNF Fantasy baseball update!
Paul Obendenzio (‘I’m sorry about the spelling) is the best fantasy baseball player Jimmy knows! Mike Schmidt is up there also!
Jimmy talks more about NNF Fantasy and baseball players!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Ruffcorn
Junkie Huddle is Mike’s team.
More fantasy team names.
General Fatigue is another name of Jimmy’s along with Memorable Jurors and KTEL Hit Machine. Oh and Uninvited Guests.
Jimmy got a Listener Email!
Someone on bluesky said that they thought Bania character was inspired by Jimmy.
It was not. That timeline doesn’t even make sense.
https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/Kenny_Bania
Jimmy went to a doc! He got a compliment from his doctor.
Eye troubles continue! He’s a medical mystery!
15 – Jimmy talks about his new doctor who sat knee to knee with him and tapped his knee with each point.
The mail is here!
Write perishable on the box if youre sending us food please.
20 – https://www.lennylarry.com/collections/the-complete-cookie
Swiss chocolate!
Water everywhere!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conch_Republic
30 – More mail! Shirt from Kennedy Todd! Oh wait its from his wife!!
NNF! Where Priority ends at the door.
Out of sight!
We’ll be right back!
39m41s – We’re back!
Laura Ortiz is here! With a gift!
New song from Mike Link! Oreo!
Laura has two kids! 3 and 5!
45 – Donuts! Crawlers!
Has oreo changed the amount of cream in their cookies over the years?
50 – Laura’s husband Adrian huzzed his hair off recently.
He is a producer who works with Hip Hop and R&B artists. Laura talks about attending some meetings with him.
Laura’s kids love the car wash!
Jimmy’s mom was afraid of car washes.
55 – Toffee Oreos!
Where do the people go?!
1h5m – Laura met her husband at Pink Taco!
Jimmy doesn’t eat seafood or drink so Laura is not giving him many good options for Pink Taco.
https://asanalodge.com/can-alcohol-in-food-affect-sobriety/
Talking non-alcoholic beer. Loser!
Laura was in Guardians of the Galaxy! She talks about it, what she remembers at least.
https://fourweekmba.com/what-happened-to-mapquest/
1h15m – Laura was in florida during Hurricane Ian. She talks about it!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Ian
When they moved to LA a hurricane happened here also and flooded their basement.
1h20m – Jimmy and Danielle apparently happy to watch Laura’s kids.
Laura asks about Oliver doing stand up!
1h25m – Talking Oliver hosting the music showcase at school and it not going well.
Should Jimmy go Back To School?!
1h30m – Laura talks about her brother and how he’s her mom’s favorite.
Debra Messing drama talk!
Laura talks music and going to the Grammys.
Letter game time! See below for the full results!
Jimmy saw The Amateur! 10/10 snooze fest.
1h40m – Round the horn!!
1h45 – Laura Ortiz is in the Hatchet franchise!
She talks about the surprise screening.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/90_Day_Fiancé
The fans!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Legend_(novel)
2h – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ice_Pirates
Another Omnipop win!
We love it!
TSHIRT WINNERS!
David Woods @woody322.bsky.social
Cosmonaut Chris CosmonautChris@bsky.social
Mary McMaire MaryMerry@bsky.social
And Matt Rude!
Fanclub at JimmyPardo dot com!
Ok we’re done!
Bye!
Letter Game:
Jimmy: Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Garon: Independence Day
Eliot: I Know What You Did Last Summer
Laura: It
Matt’s four:
5) I Spit On Your Grave
4) It Follows
3) Inception
2) Innerspace
1) Interstellar
No winner!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole
