36B – Standing tall with Justin Martindale
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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
@JustMartindale
https://www.moment.co/justinmartindale
00 Hello!
It’s a chilly day!
We didn’t get the big rain storm we were expecting but maybe it’s coming?
Jimmy talks about an Oliver bit and that he has two great stories to share next time he joins us! Good luck Oliver and all young people.
He had to have mouth surgery this week! He’s fine and already back in school.
https://www.colgate.com/en-us/oral-health/dental-visits/dds-vs-dmd-what-is-the-difference
Speaking of health, Jimmy got the measles vaccine.
10 – Talking Trump’s recent “speech” and Al Green (the singer AND the congressman).
Do Trump voters regret voting for him?
15 – Listen or don’t listen we don’t care.
Talking about political violence and democrats actions.
25 – https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-roger-stone-guns-memo/
Lots of Trump talk.
30 – Lotta Trump flags down in the ‘Dondo.
Jimmy talks SNL and the host.
40 – https://snl.fandom.com/wiki/Tate_McRae
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gutter_(2024_film)
Last Breath – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Breath_(2025_film)
We’ll be right back!
46m19s – We’re back!
Justin Martindale is here!
Give Jimmy access to the bank!
Justin was supposed to be here pre-holidays but our schedule got kinda bananas.
Justin doesn’t really google himself but people will tell him if someone says anything about him.
50 – Jimmy compliments Justin’s hair!
Jimmy asks about Justin’s fiancé, Evan.
Jimmy and Justin talk Texas.
San Antonio suck my bonio! – Ted Nugent
Justin was supposed to do a show in Dallas but DL Hughley bumped everyone.
55 – Talking Texas – The signature red cowboy hat was added later after the city of Paris, Tennessee, erected a similar replica that was 5 feet taller. With the addition of the hat, the Texas Eiffel Tower could once again claim to be the biggest and the best — at least on this side of the Seine River.
60 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eiffel_Tower_(Paris,_Texas)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eiffel_Tower_replicas_and_derivatives
White Lotus talk!
1h5m – Talking Body Odor and having to tell folks about it.
Justin talks about Evan’s job at Amazon.
1h10m – Should we get a Men of Jan 6 calendar?
Talking Luigi!
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/menendez-brothers-await-decision-they-hope-will-free-them-48-hours/
Talking LA Beaches.
Justin is 6’4 but doesn’t give off the vibe of someone that tall.
1h15m – Talking surfing!
Justin feels like Rollerblading is easier than roller skating.
Pimple Popping talk.
1h20m – Justin talks about where he performs around town. The Comedy Store!
It’s a lot less dark than it used to be and maybe not quite as bro-y as it was in the past.
Gary Cannon talk!
1h25m – Letter game time! Full results below!
Round the horn!
1h30m – https://www.theguardian.com/music/2025/mar/06/lady-gaga-mayhem-review-abracadabra
Talking expiration dates.
Living nude!
Mr Clean erasers suck?
1h45m – Eliot talks Ramadan and Irma’s predawn snacks.
1h55m – Matthew Patrick Davis who played Mother in Barbarian is 6’8’!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Boy_and_His_Dog_(1975_film)
2h – Letter Game below!
First time win for Justin!
Just Sayin with Justin Martindale! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqE73YLSOO_z31osf1VzSAoy8fqiXk1S0
He’s on tour!
Go see him!
We’re done!
Letter Game –
Jimmy: The Blair Witch Project
Garon: The Babadook
Eliot: Back To The Future
Justin Martindale: Barbarian
Matt’s five:
5) Blink
4) Blue Beatle
3) Blade
2) Blade Runner
1) The Babadook
Garon wins!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole
