Never Not Notes

NNF 1316 – Jake Johannsen @jakethis http://www.jakethis.com Jakethis of Jake Johannsen iTunes link 00 – Hello everyone!  In 1813 we took a little trip. (Google search.) Jake Johannsen is here today.  Apparently my mic went radioactive near my cock.   Jimmy was a chronic masturbater.  He also went to sears to buy tv/vhs combos, to record survivor on show nights then […]

NNF 1315 – Greg Proops @GregProops http://www.gregproops.com Podcast: The Smartest Man In The World – http://smartest.libsyn.com/ 00 – Indeed welcome!  Episode 1315 with a late start!  A little tech trouble.  Jimmy had a contractor come over but ended up with a lot of time on his hands but then lost track of it so he left a little late.  Hit […]

NNF 1314 – Janet Varney LIVE on LAFFSTER! @janetvarney HOME 00 – Hello and indeed!  We’re here live!  Jimmy liked the live music live announce.  Lots of folks from Laffster.com in the room.   Live on lapster?  Jimmy might roll some heads!  The hammer might come out.   Start laffstering guys!  Jimmy and matt wonder if quibids works.   We get involved with […]

NNF 1313 – Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt http://www.pattonoswalt.com 00 – Hello everybody!  Jimmy does not like the way he sounds today!    Jimmy’s got some allergens happening.  They’re killing him.  Jimmy’s car is full of cash magnets.    BRB Guys Pill run! 05 – I’m back!  With Benadryl!  Really fun show at Podfest.  Jimmy made the mistake of moving to a smaller venue. […]

NNF 1312 – Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn 00 – Hello!  We’re here!  We’re ready.  Jimmy’s a little  under the weather today.  Sickness ping ponging through the house.  Jimmy not on board with chattering teeth as the Malphs are (were?)    Jimmy and Matt not wearing the same shirt just the same color.  Also the same pants.   Chino makes Jimmy think of Chico […]

NNF 1311 – Graham Elwood @grahamelwood http://grahamelwood.com http://www.lapodfest.com 00 – Helllooo everybody.  We’re in!  No testing for daddy!  Eliot is quickdraw now apparently because he cums fast.   Release date controversy.  Release is THURSDAY.  Maybe Wednesday night if you’re lucky.  Joe Scarboro is getting fat.  Jimmy enjoys the Million Second Quiz.    Thanks Appleton and Shelbyville!  Hope you enjoy Sprezzatura!  Wang dang […]

NNF 1310 – Micah Sherman (Myq Kaplan) @profdork @myqkaplan http://www.micahsherman.com Home 00 – Hello!  Jimmy playing some timer hockey!   Jimmy in a V-neck! A high end t-shirt.  Chest hair trimming chat.  Jimmy’s new CD is called Sprezzatura releasing Tuesday 9/24 on iTunes!  Autographed copies available at AST Records!  Buy on itunes and you can get an autographed physical copy ($5 […]

NNF 1309 – Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes http://www.rejectedjokes.com 00 – Helllooo everybody.  1309!  Not 1308!  We’re gaslighting Jimmy.  Lots of shortpants!  Fat people and queers were tanktops guys.  $20 for new shorts! Gaslighting: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslighting Gaslighting is a form of mental abuse in which false information is presented with the intent of making a victim doubt his or her own memory, perception […]

Never Not Funny 1307 – Jimmy Pardo Welcomes Josh Comers @joshcomers http://www.joshcomers.com 00 – Hello everyone!  Jimmy had a buttock issue and is wearing reversible shorts!  Plaid to grey!  Separate pockets.  Jimmy got a little self-conscience while showing off his reversible shorts.  Jimmy going to Hurricane Harbor tomorrow.  Matt not a water park guy, he got beat up at one […]

Jimmy Pardo welcomes his good friend Pat Francis for Never Not Funny #1306 In-Studio Notes by Garon Cockrell @pat_francis PopCultureBeast 00 – ABORT!  Timer went off for some reason.  Jimmy thought it was an earthquake or an amber alert.   Fuuucckkk youuu if you’re complaining about an amber alert on your fault.   You’re an asshole if you complained about it.  Jimmy […]

Jimmy Pardo welcomes Tommy Johnagin for Never Not Funny 1305 In-Studio Notes by Garon Cockrell NNF 1305 – Tommy Johnagin @tommyjohnagin Home 00 – Hello everybody!  Indeed!  Jimmy’s rattled.  Tommy Johnagin will be here shortly.  Jimmy was late.  Jimmy held hostage by his water guy.  Matt asks if it’s adam sandler.    His water guy is a great guy but does […]

Jimmy Pardo welcomes Oscar Nunez for Never Not Funny 1304 In-Studio Notes by Garon Cockrell NNF 1304 – Oscar Nunez 00 – hello everybody!  Jimmy in an up top register taking it down a bit with some vocal exercises.   Jimmy did a lot of work to lose his Chicago accent.  He compares his vocal work to liquid drain-o.    Matt is […]

Jimmy Pardo welcomed Judy Gold for Never Not Funny 1303 In-Studio Notes by Garon Cockrell NNF 1303 – Judy Gold @jewdygold Home 00 – Hello everyone1  13TH season continues with 1303!  Jimmy been listening to a lot of Kiss lately.  Does some Kiss impressions with Naked City.  Jimmy’s phone buzzes a lot.  There’s another one.  That officially is a phone […]

NNF 1301 – Jen Kirkman @JenKirkman http://www.jenkirkman.com 00 – Hello! Welcome to the new season! 13th Season! First Episode! Hugh Fink is angry about Pedro Alvarez. Eliot looking exfoliated. Bad fitting t-shirt is Eliot’s favorite shirt. Jimmy confirms it’s ill-fitting shirt. Matt compares it to Mr. Furley’s couch, Jimmy says it looks like a carwash worker shirt. “You want detail?” […]

In-studio notes by Garon Cockrell NNF 1226 – Scott Aukerman @scottaukerman Scott’s Tumblr 00 – Welcome to NNF! Eliot is cringing! Final episode of season 12! Dice’s lady makes a brief appearance. Danielle is catching up on NNF, wondering why she wasn’t on. Jimmy publicly states he is not in love with the new episodes of Arrested Development. Some As […]

In-Studio Notes by Garon Cockrell For Never Not Funny 1225 Jimmy Pardo welcomes Christian Finnegan @ChristFinnegan christianfinnegan.com audiospackle.tumblr.com 00 – Hello indeed AHHH! Jimmy’s clock does not land on its feet. Does not have cat like reflexes! Oliver died laughing over Batman and Robin cartoon where batman says,”Oh catwoman! You felonious feline!” He laughed even harder when Jimmy explained the […]

In-Studio Notes by Garon Cockrell Jimmy Pardo welcomes Mike Siegel to Never Not Funny #1224 @funnyMike funnymike.com Travel Tales Podcast 00 – Zoot Suit Riot is the song of the day! The song that popped into Jimmy’s head as he was peeing! We’ve reached a new low! Jimmy’s Pee Pee rant is where it ends folks. World War Pee! Legendary […]

NNF 1223 – No Guest – All NNF Fan Calls! @NeverNotFunny http://www.pardcast.com 00 – Yup! Welcome everybody! Bringing you laughs and dissapointment since March 2006. We’re here we have one queer get used to it! Jimmy flew it today and is exhausted. His arms will be tired once he punches matt in the face for asking if his arms were […]