May 2025 Bonus – Mission: Snackpossible
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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
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0 – Welcome in! Bonus episode for May!
Sock talk!
Vance Gilbert has announced he has cancer on his tonsil.
GoFundVance.com!
https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer/head-neck-cancer/tonsil/treatment
Beanboozled jelly beans! We’re trying some.
Matt out of the gate with Burnt Rubber
Eliot isn’t hating his flavor. Juicy Pear!
Garon got a Tooti Fruiti!
I go round 2 and get a peach!
Jimmy tastes some moxie!
15 – Moving to a celebrity sighting for Matt!
Randall Park!
25 – Hacks talk! We love it.
Garon calls Hannah a legend.
Irma and Eliot brought some oreos!
Sounds like they’re all misses.
Chocolate Pretzel, Golden Oreos, and dark chocolate.
40 – Talking Crackers: Cheese vs Peanut Butter
Irma and Eliot went to the thai grocery store just a couple days ago.
45m – Baguettes!
Eliot talks about trying to get bread and some giant man taking all of it.
55m – Jimmy wonders what Irma and Eliot talk about.
Willie Nelson and Steve Perry duet and more from Matt about Willie Nelson’s performance.
https://parade.com/news/john-stamos-joins-willie-nelson-on-stage-for-awesome-performance
1h – Jimmy calls the duet atrocious.
Matt and fam drove cross country in a VW bus when they were kids.
Lots of Mission Impossible talk!
Matt and Jimmy apparently went to see Mission Impossible together in Toronto and Jimmy has zero memory of it.
Rhino horns are not made of bone, but of keratin, the same material found in your hair and fingernails. A rhino’s horn is not attached to its skull. It is actually a compacted mass of hairs that continues to grow throughout the animal’s lifetime, just like our own hair and nails.
1h20m – https://thetelepathytapes.com
We’re done!
Jimmy might drag Oliver to see Fight or Flight!
Bye!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole
