Jan 2026 Bonus – Things They Don’t Teach You In School

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
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0 Hello! Bonus episode!
Jimmy still only has 45 minutes of sleep and is gonna race out of here for 3 doc appointments!
Songs in your head when you’re under a time crunch?
Jimmy’s new song parody: “oh its just an ice machine….”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Machine_(The_Miracles_song)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smokey_Robinson
Jimmy’s watching Police Story. A repeat guest start different character! Ed Asner.
Less smoking means people look younger maybe?
10 – Trump talk!

Taste test!!
Oreo Cadbury Caramilk cookied!
Now some chips.
Raising Canes talk!
More restaurants!
30 – Popeyes!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994_Northridge_earthquake
35 – Talking quakes and buildings!
Some trivia!
40 –
Jimmy:
Matt: 1
Garon: 2
Eliot: 2
Who cares the points!
We’re done!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole







