2306 – Taking Your Licks with Chris Fairbanks
In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
@ChrisFairbanks
www.chrisfairbanks.com
00 – Hello! Welcome in! Lots happening.
Eliot’s dying and I’m opening a soda.
He tried to breathe his soda.
The talk regarding a podcast about other podcasts gave me a flashback to the infamous mic-throwing incident in episode #523. There was a story about a similar topic that Jimmy wasn’t able to finish due to interruptions. -Darryl
Eliot got a new phone, with a keyboard on it. He talks about it.
Talking autocorrect.
S is the sound a snake makes when you string them all together.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ylvis#Singles
Jimmy continues to apologize for the ice cube situation.
10 – Talking recyclable straws.
From one tragedy to another
15 – Talking Trump removing Braille from elevators.
Talking computer keyboards. No one gets it!
More ice!
20 – ASMR!
“How about I put the dressing on the side for you?” – Waiter gave Jimmy ASMR.
Talking Blondie.
25 – Jimmy flipped me off!
Jimmy caught in a loop!
30 – Music game!
Kix – Don’t Close Your Eyes
Grayson Hugh?! Never heard of him.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grayson_Hugh
Chris Fairbanks is here!
Corinna?
35 – Mail!
More mail!
We got some comic books!!
Thanks Casey!
Drivin’ Around with Karen?
46 – Do You Need A Ride? – podcast.
We’ll be back!
Welcome back! 2306! Chris Fairbanks is here!
He still goes to the skate parks.
Stop hitting yourself Chris!
50 – Talking Chris’ Paul Ryan show.
Chris talks about the tour and the show.
Mike Huckabee’s band is called Capitol Offense. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitol_Offense_(band)
Shut up and brush your gums, Eric Trump.
Trump talk! Matt talks about his step-brother witnessing Don Jr getting slapped.
Chris talks about his college. He majored in Fine Art and went to U of Montana.
Jimmy always thinks Chris is from Billings, which is where I live, but Chris is from Missoula. He’s not wrong that Missoula is a more scenic city than Billings. It’s a beautiful college town, nestled right in the mountains. Billings is much larger and more of a business/health care/industrial/retail hub. Not nestled in the mountains, but bordered by buttes (or mesas) that we call “The Rims.” A more rugged kind of beauty.
-Darryl
Buttes were once part of flat, elevated areas of land known as mesas or plateaus. In fact, the only difference between a mesa and a butte is its size. Most geographers say a butte is taller than it is wide, while a mesa is a much larger, slightly less elevated feature
60 – Chris talk about poison pits in Montana.
Evel Knievel talk.
We’re betting on this movie
Evel Knievel
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067069/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_86
Chris: 71
Matt: 77
Jimmy: 78
Eliot: 75
Garon: 73
Chris wins!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evel_Knievel#Snake_River_Canyon_jump
1h5m – Talking Big Lebowski. Matt discusses his favorite moment.
1h10m – Talking the REAL big lebowski – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Dowd
Chris talks about a comedy club trying to pay him with a gun.
1h15m – Talking Cher!
Smokey and the Bandit talk!
Marc Summers vs Burt Reynolds talk.
Chris is a horse baron!
1h20m – Hooper fight scene talk.
Chris talks about getting basically beat up by Terry Bradshaw and Owen Wilson.
Eliot anchors that story so it’s break time!
1h25m – We’re back!
Jimmy had a postman encounter heading to the bathroom and he left it a disaster.
A Simple Favor talk.
Chris says she has a little mouth.
Matt wants Tina Fey and Anna Kendrick in a movie together.
John Cena talk.
1h30m – Smoke Bone!
https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/the-lost-boys-sexy-sax-man-first-solo-album
Brett Michaels talk. Chris talks about getting jumped on after mentioning his bandana coverage.
1h35m – Lost Boys talk!
1h40m – Gionne and Dino – Jimmy went to thanksgiving with them.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0304693/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cr20
Talking Leslie Anne Williams and Jim Jones.
King of Palms!
1h45m – Nothing terribly important except for running a Karaoke show.
Eliot sang some!
1h50m – Nugent talk.
Jimmy and Chris don’t like the word Cutie.
Moist panties!
1h55m – Chris talks about watching live comedy and enjoying it.
Matt talks about the guy at a Halloween party with a huge dick costume.
Talking Boney Island, a local Halloween tradition.
Sevens!
Jimmy gives to Chris Fairbanks: 14 (Movies)
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth