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20C – Replicating the Penis with Henry Phillips

In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

Henry Phillips

@Henlips
www.henryphillips.com

00 – Hello indeed! 20C! Jimmy confused by episode #s and years.

Jimmy in a Fedora!

Matt texted Jimmy to “read it and weep.”

Danielle confirms the Fedora event even before she saw the photo.

Talking Jimmy’s appearance.

In the future let’s get approval before sending out a picture to the World Wide Web.

Stars, like Matt, they’re just like us!

Hot Toddy – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_toddy

Talking KFC – worst conversation in the show.

05 – Matt talks about the hat controversy. Jimmy’s hat is actually a Trilby hat and not a fedora. Who gives a shit?!

Matt does confirm though that a trilby is also a style of fedora.

That hat might be a goodwill situation.

Jimmy asks if we saw the Andrew Ridgeley speech at the Brit awards. Jimmy watched it last night.

http://www.nme.com/news/music/wham-andrew-ridgeley-pays-tribute-george-michael-1988026

http://www.nme.com/news/music/watch-coldplays-chris-martin-perform-george-michael-tribute-brit-awards-2017-1986424

10 – Talking Ed Sheeran/Sam Smith

Matt talks decades! 80s v 90s and wanting a channel that spans both.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Big_(American_band)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Sheehan

Talking shitty music. Jimmy doesn’t get hair metal.

Stryper – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stryper

15 – The mail is here!

It’s a new print from Crystalinne. It’s a gorgeous drawing of a mic that says “What are you asking me?” looks like it’d make a great tattoo!

During Pardcastathon, and up until the 11th of March, Crystalinne offered these as a fund raiser for Smile Train. $25 of the $30 cost (all of the profit) went to Smile Train. I also brought 4 of them to Pardcastathon with me, and sold them right away. The print is still available at the regular $14 cost in her Etsy store. -Darryl

Jimmy loves the sea!

Jimmy tries to decide where to get a new tattoo.

20 – How much to stab yourself in the dick with a pin.

Jimmy’s gonna jab Matt with a resistance pin.

25 – Build up to stab Matt with a pin. A LOT of build up

Will there be any pay off to this??

He does it! Nothing. Nothing at all. It was nothing. Now they’re poking it willy nilly.

30 – Henry Phillips is here! He’s a filmmaker. Show description is now Replicating the Penis with Henry Phillips.

His movie is Punching Henry.

Comedian, musician, and more importantly Filmmaker. It’s out now on the digital platforms.

Punching The Clown is the first one, Punching Henry is the second film.

https://www.amazon.com/Punching-Clown-Henry-Phillips/dp/B004AM5Q3K/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1487878786&sr=8-2&keywords=punching+the+clown

https://www.amazon.com/Punching-Phillips-Simmons-Silverman-Jefferies/dp/B01MUH1CYG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1487878795&sr=8-1&keywords=punching+henry

35 – Eliot coughs and jimmy wonders if they need to invest in a plexiglass screen.

Billy Sheehan talk.

We hear some honestly by Stryper.

40 – Jimmy on the drums!

Styx have come up twice already.

(PardoStory) Jimmy talks about a conversation with Daver and telling him that Poison is like a female cheap trick.

Talking metal bands, trans, androgyny, and sexuality.

We’re all gonna punch Henry in honor of his movie.

Talking Houdini.

We’ll be back!

Welcome back!

45 – Gonna go around the horn and get everyone’s c word.

Jimmy talks about the Ides of March and some Trump candidates maybe not towing the line. Some brief defense of Betsy DeVos.

Henry wonders if it’s all an act to make them look good.

TheIdesofTrump.com

Jimmy saw some famous person tweeting about the Ides of Trump but can’t remember who it was.

No glory hole for Jimmy. He’s afraid of a hatpin incident.

People love the Triple screens that Eliot is doing with the show.

Jimmy wonders if it could look more like around the horn on ESPN. Eliot can theoretically do that. Jimmy thinks it would look esthetically. Eliot says he tried to bring that up before but was shut down.

50 – C TV Shows!

Eliot’s word is Charlie’s Angels.

Jimmy wonders why Henry doesn’t do more VO work. He talks about it and tells about audition for one of 17 cave men parts and not getting it.

Jimmy had a Farrah Fawcett shirt as a kid.

Henry was a big Logan’s Run fan.

Eliot talks about his Valentine’s Day incident with his lady friend. They agreed no gifts but she got him something anyway.

Kaye, Michaels, and Jerrods. Jewelry places.

2nd biggest jewelry district in the world is LA?

It’s the biggest in the US. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewelry_District_(Los_Angeles)

Antwerp Diamond District is the biggest in the world – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antwerp_diamond_district

55 – Matt talks about buying jewelry and not being good at haggling.

Neg em!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pickup_Artist_(TV_series)

60 – Henry does sound like Ellis Paul!

Ellis is on a Folk Cruise currently.

Toot toot with the dryer!

Hair talk.

My word is Chicago Hope!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Fire_(TV_series)

65 – John Ritter had the perfect CA accent?

Every man’s gotta horn story.

My other word was cop rock. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098772/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Jimmy sings some Jesus Christ Superstar or was it Chess?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_(musical)#History_of_the_original_Broadway_production_.281988.29
It did indeed play on broadway.

1h10m – 10 episodes of Cop Rock!

https://www.amazon.com/Cop-Rock-Complete-Ronny-Cox/dp/B01BHCPQXA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1487881546&sr=8-1&keywords=coprock

Watch Jake Gyllenhaal’s performance on youtube.

Matt’s first thought was Caroline in the City. His actual word is Catastrophe.

Lots of comics in Henry’s movie. He talks about them as well as the great actors that are in the film as well.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4283414/fullcredits?ref_=tt_cl_sm#cast

1h15m – Henry tells a story that happened with him and Jimmy. He also talks about a fan accidently slamming his head into a parking meter after he was disappointed by Henry saying he wasn’t doing a song.

Greg Warren chat. He is in the movie.

1h20m – More about Henry’s movie.

Henry does the sound guy impression again and Jimmy asks Eliot if that sounds like anyone he knows. Maybe that’s sitting in his chair.

Eliot talks about his experiences with yes men.

1h25m – Henry tells a sound guy story that features the keyboardist from Depeche Mode.

Henry’s C word is Chico and the Man! “Looooking good!”

Tony Orlando – http://insider.foxnews.com/2017/01/18/tony-orlando-perform-donald-trump-inaugural-ball

1h30m – Jimmy’s word was Cop rock! No winner even though it was my second word!

K will not be Kojak.

Oscar pool!!

Jimmy trying to figure out who owes who money.

We go through the Oscar categories. It sounds like Henry and Eliot don’t want money.

1h50m – Great job Henry! Jimmy talks about emailing his Adelphia address for years and never getting a response. He’s got some stand-up coming up.

PCAT Auctions are up (as you listen to this)! Star Wars Minute guest spot is up for auction! Karaoke with Todd Levin!

We’re out!

The soundman Eliot.

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth