19H – Making the Pitch with Kurt Long
Kurt Long
In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
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00 – Players club! 19H! Hello and welcome! We’ll get to the H word shortly.
Jimmy talks about getting here early to put up a new shelving unit and having issues.
There is an election happening in America, in case anyone was unaware. Jimmy and Matt talk about it.
Jimmy talks about “Must See Sketch Show” and reviews for their show.
Talking about booking Matt Kershin. We’ve tried to get him!
“Don’t joke the joke.”
05 – Jimmy claims that phrase. Talking the west wing podcast.
Jimmy takes a moment to thank the listeners and members of the Players Club. Spread the word!
Jimmy talks about a set he did at the Viper Room. Lots of young comics out there that are very very good and lots that have WAY too much confidence. Jimmy got the feeling that some people in the crowd my not have known who Sarah Palin was.
Jimmy talks about updating his Sarah Palin story with someone else, maybe Mike Pence?
10 – VP debate talk. Sounds like a boring night ahead!
“Piece of legislation.”
Jimmy has a heavy belt on.
Jimmy talks a bit about the debate.
Trump talk! Media talk!
It’s not democrat v republican anymore.
Talkin’ basket of deplorables.
Jimmy talks about Keith Olberman’s The Closer show on GQ.com.
15 – Doc Talk!
Jimmy and Matt talk about the AST Records presidency.
Jimmy thinks it’s insulting to Ryan.
20 – Kurt Long is here!!!
We talk about Kurt’s jobs.
Doppelgangers!
If you REALLY think that Clinton had a wire going to her brain to keep her alert, load up in the Camaro, the whole family, and suck in the fumes.
30 – letter word game will be TV shows next season!
Matt’s off the cashews apparently.
Matt talks about Jimmy having a slider.
Talking a break before treats!
We’ll be back!!
We’re back!
Eliot bought an iPad mini and a selfie stick with a tripod.
Talking cutting Eliot loose and making money off his equipment.
Eliot worked for Kurt on a show he did called Talk Fight. A show that Jimmy is still on the list for.
35 – Kurt talks about his dad going after trump supporters on Facebook.
More Talk Fight talk. Kurt talks about Eliot and his brother being similar.
Kurt talks about his family. He siblings all work in medical sounding fields (therapist, mental health, etc) and he plays pretend.
Talking commercial shoots with Kurt.
He talks about shooting in India. Jimmy has six follow up questions.
40 – Hair talk! Kurt goes to a guy that provides shots of bourbon.
Talking about a strip mall in Sherman Oaks.
45 – Talking Don’t Breathe! Jimmy had some in theater incidents.
This is us chat.
50 – Dirty dirty money!!
“You want a piece of this??”
My word is Halloween!
Jimmy talks Eliot’s lady friend searching Facebooks and discovering a post of Jimmy’s that was public that shouldn’t have been. Eliot told him about it and was Jimmy was very grateful.
55 – Jimmy saw Snowden and found it interesting with the old looking Facebook.
Jimmy says it’s alright.
Kurt says I could be Snowden.
Eliot had a train station situation!
He tells us about it.
Metro in the morning is not a very popular radio show.
60 – Eliot continues with the train station story. He called a guy out on making a sexist comment to a women and the guy got all mad about it.
Kurt talks about getting on the subway with his son to go to the first LA Rams game.
Eliot’s H word is Hello Dolly! Not a bad guess.
Matt’s H word is Hellraiser.
Monsterpalooza!
65 – Doc Talk!
Holy Hell! Matt thought it was pretty by-the-numbers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Hell_(2016_film)
70 – talking more about Holy Hell.
Jimmy intros Kurt!
His H movie guess is….The Hand That Rocks The Cradle.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kid_%27n_Play
Jimmy’s going to see Young Frankenstein at a Fathom Event. He talks about Mel Brooks.
http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/
80 – Jimmy’s almost done with Friday Night Lights.
Kurt and Matt both went to Emerson. Did they go together? Was Kurt as asshole to Matt?
85 – Matt puts Kurt “on front street” by calling out his bright orange (or mustardy maybe??) cargo pants.
Kurt and Matt talk more about school and mutual friends.
90 – Kurt saw Quincy Jones at Emerson once. Jimmy talks about how he went to the academy of dramatic arts and knows no one who made it.
Celeb sighting song!
We’ll be back.
We’re back and singing!
95 – Jimmy asks Kurt about the Hall and Oates show and whether or not Darryl Hall was drunk.
Kurt had this sighting in the bathroom at the Hollywood bowl and this Hall and Oates show.
Male comedian that Kurt is “affiliated with.”
It’s David Spade! Kurt recurs on Fameless which David Spade hosts.
Talking fame in Hollywood and people who just “want to be famous.”
Jimmy praises Tyler Oakley’s politics.
Talking twitter.
New tech talk.
Apparently we got some people pissed off when we talked about not knowing anyone who uses anything besides an iPhone or Samsung.
115 – Blackberries matter! Should we make an “I Had To Get Physical With a Gypsy” T-shirt?
Talking Boston Commons.
Neilson talk!
Don’t forget NNF Live in Chicago!
We’re done!
Mad dog is here before we go!
Some NNF standings!
13 – String of Idiocy
12 – Wayward Breadbags/Awful Waffles (Jimmy)
3 – 525600 Hard shoes
2 – Uncle Juice
1 – Walking Ottoman
More FF Baseball talks.
“How about you focus on fucking off?”- Jimmy
“Happy to do it.” – Matt
We’re out!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth
