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14P – Shaking Your Booty with Myq Kaplan

 

Myq Kaplan and Jimmy Pardo's beautiful hair.

Myq Kaplan and Jimmy Pardo’s beautiful hair.

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In-studio notes by Garon Cockrell

NNF 14 P – Myq Kaplan

@myqkaplan
www.myqkaplan.com

Garon Guess: P as in Penguin

00 – Welcome! The door is open to the PLAYERS CLUB! Jimmy has an accurate pole. Jimmy thinks Matt is sniping.

05 – Hallelujah The Hills are in the midst of their west coast tour. At The Mint tonight. http://www.hallelujahthehills.com/

Soundtrack that Tamara Champlin is on: Caddyshack 2 and Illegally Yours.

Jimmy’s band was briefly called The Jim Pardo Project.

Tamara Champlin Heart of Glass from Caddyshack 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onK6XtMNS_M

Planet P Project: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT-K5hQl834

10 – Matt explains his balls in your mouth quip.

Matt’s Brother in Law was a tennis ball boy. He saw a Michael Chang match. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Chang

15 – We lost Jerry Vale. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Vale

Jimmy’s got a monster!! New Flavor

Illegally Yours – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095357/?ref_=nm_knf_t2

20 – Jimmy puts Caddyshack in Top Five comedies of all time.

25 – Jimmy’s mom hates Jerry Vale.

30 – FromOutOfNowhere.com is Rob Kern’s podcast. We’re giving away his book today!

Our guest is Myq Kaplan!!

We’ll be back!

We’re back! The door is open!

14 Possum!
The monster is kicking in!

Eliot and Matt both had Player/Players club. Myq had Peanut. I had Penguin. SO CLOSE!

Jimmy points out another moment of critical matt. He asked if Eliot’s lapels were crooked.

35 – Apparently this is the time the guys are supposed to go to Hong Kong with Dan Katz to get suits.

Myq Kaplan’s special “Small, Dork, and Handsome” is now available on Netflix, iTunes, etc.

40 – Eliot and I are both trying to find this 80s movie Jimmy is talking about.

45 – Jimmy and Matt both are wearing NNF shirts.

50 – Matt explains another snipe when Jimmy came in with a monster and a tube that looked like toothpaste.

Jimmy ranks Toy Story movies as follows: 3, 1, 2.

The guys talk more Chicago and Myq’s need to listen to the entire album when he buys it.

55 – The Outfield – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Outfield

Jimmy opened for an Elvis tribute once. He bombed.

Myq opened for KC and the Sunshine Band before. He got a thumbs down from a little girl in the audience.

Jimmy recounts how KC would respond to hecklers by telling them to go fuck themselves between lyrics.

60 – Comedian doing a show in the round on a rotating stage, Howie Mandel.

Myq is currently in love! He told his girlfriend he loves her!

65 – KC is Harry “KC” Wayne Casey. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KC_and_the_Sunshine_Band

Jimmy quotes Fletch.

70 – Myq tells a story about his youth where a girl asked him to dance and then ran away.

Jimmy enjoys Myq and his emails.

Matt lashes out on Eliot again!

75 – The guys discuss Myq’s new love Casey, who was a FAN!

80 – Myq talks about a guy who came up to him and said Remember me? Myq says, yeeaahhh. Guy asks, From Where?

Later, Myq is with Laurie Kilmartin and another comic. That guy came back and introduced himself to Laurie and fully explained who he was and how Laurie might remember him.

Jimmy hates that guy. He’s a prick! Myq said the guy redeemed himself.

90 – Oliver loves The Police, Jimmy is Policed out.

95 – The movie Jimmy was thinking of was SING! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098335/?ref_=ttmd_ql

Jimmy thinks that Griz and Dot Com on 30 Rock were so good he never thought they were acting.

Grizz http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2445098/?ref_=tt_cl_t11
Dot com http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0114018/?ref_=tt_cl_t10

Jimmy knew a guy that never got any respect.

100 – Matt couldn’t wait for the show to end to have almonds.

Uh oh. Post show meeting, heads will roll!

We’re done!

See you guys next time!

The doors are closed on The Players Club!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper