721 – Jon Hamm

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Released 10/6/2010

Intro: 721 should be something. Recording way in advance due to Jon’s schedule

1:45 Jon would have his top down if he had a convertible, and he has opinions about sunrooves and moonrooves

2:45 “This used to all be orange groves!”

3:00 The salting habits of Judy

3:30 Jimmy’s filthy habits, which contributed to his plantars warts

4:20 Eliot’s new haircut is better than his previous Gene Simmons look

5:30 Dan is still using the crazy point

5:50 Reminiscing about Jon’s last time

6:20 Jimmy tries to guess the last time Jon was on

7:15 Jon gets an accusatory tone about Jimmy’s locker room habits

8:00 Jon’s award nominations

9:30 Matt makes a valiant effort to do the What’s This Now? character

9:55 Jimmy drops a name right in the middle of talking to Jon Hamm

10:30 Jimmy predicts The Town will still be the #1 movie when the podcast is released

11:00 Jimmy has some ideas about how Mad Men is written

12:00 More about Jon’s noms and losses

13:30 Jimmy’s standing $10,000 offer

15:15 Jimmy dusts off a War of 1812 joke from high school

16:00 Jon’s impeccable award nomination announcing skills

17:30 The “Reality Show Host” Emmys

19:00 Jimmy’s celebrity sighting, besides Jon Hamm

20:00 Movie Talk with Jimmy

21:00 Jon and the paparazzi

22:00 Paparazzi and their snortching cameras

22:30 Somebody (Ronn Lucas) and Scorch the Dragon

22:45 Back to celebrity sighting

23:00 Jimmy mistakes the paparazzi for a photography club

23:30 “Parasites!!!”

24:30 They have already talked about the celebrity in question on this very podcast

27:45 Matt tries to justify his Johnny Halliday sighting

28:15 Oui magazine and Demi Moore

29:00 Can we talk about Blame it On Rio for a second?

31:30 Jon’s movie gets bumped to #2

35:45 Jimmy is sick of Jon’s shit and his having it all

34:00 How do you run a concept into the ground? Practice, practice, practice

35:00 Jimmy wants to see Jon on stage in a few good men

36:00 Dan’s hair is growing higher by the minute

36:40 A recap of Jimmy’s shoe-throwing story

38:00 Jimmy loses patience at the gym

42:00 Jon is on Jimmy’s side in this story

42:20 Jimmy is (probably too) proud of being the minority in his neighborhood

43:45 Let’s talk about the Baldwin brothers

45:00 Sliver the book vs. Sliver the movie

46:00 Jon was in the American Airlines magazine

47:00 Matt thinks airlines should offer podcasts on the planes

49:00 Pete Townsend, a face that not even a mother could love

49:15 Older folks’ terms of endearment

51:40 Jimmy’s uncle was (possibly) Al Capone’s accountant

52:10 Matt’s grandfather (may have) come up with Exxon’s “Put a tiger in your tank” slogan

53:40 Cajun Jimmy shows up!

54:30 The logistics of second floor gators

55:00 Cajun Matt wants a gator-egg omelet

55:30 Does money sleep? Is greed good?

57:30 Jimmy and Jon compare ages

57:50 Jimmy’s 8th grade reunion

1:00:00 Cross examination about Matt’s grandfather and the Exxon slogan

1:00:30 The fashion choices and sexual orientation of Tony the Tiger

1:02:00 Fred’s kerchief  on Scooby-Doo

1:03:30 Jimmy rescinds a bet offer quicker than he made it in regards to Casey Kasem

1:04:30 Jon will be hosting SNL on 10/30

1:05:00 Jon defends flyover country

1:05:15 St. Louis pizza

1:06:00 The keystone state and modem noises

1:07:15 Jon Hamm’s computer tips

1:08:00 Keystone and custard

1:09:00 Jimmy’s shows in St. Louis at Union Station

1:11:30 Ryder Cup vs. President’s Cup

1:13:15 Jon wants to know, does Jimmy own an American flag?

1:14:00 Jon knows all the times you should fly the flag

1:14:15 Jimmy really does seem like Flag Guy

1:15:00 Flaggy Jenkins and his elaborate flag customs

1:16:00 We gotta make this tight because somebody was late and that person was Jon Hamm

1:16:45 Jimmy has lost about $11,000 in bets to Jon today

1:17:00 If you don’t love Cajun Matt, there is something wrong with you

1:17:30 Jimmy lashes out at the imaginary future anger of the listeners

1:17:40 The weirdest 15 minutes of Matt’s life: Pardcastathon minus Jimmy, plus Jon and Chris

1:18:30 Pardcastathon will be at a bigger place

1:19:15 Dan says something but may as well have said eeeehhhhhhhhhh

1:19:45 Why Jimmy can’t fire Dan, even though he deserves it

1:20:15 Jimmy does not take his anger out on his wife and child

1:20:45 Jimmy has a thumb war with Superman

1:21:30 Jon’s Superman rumors

1:22:45 Go see The Town

1:23:20 Jon has Ben Affleck’s email address, which means he can certainly get him on Never Not Funny.

1:23:45 Are we really going to talk about supplemental insurance? Really?

Onnnn the podcast

AK-47 gone, not forgotten

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