710 – Pat Francis
Intro: Jimmy is breathless due to a donut / donette. This is a successful show, hosted by a cocky asshole.
2:00 HOW DID THEY GET THIS GUEST?!
3:20 Welcome to MaidenTalk
3:35 Dan Katz is keeping his beverage on a high shelf in the sun
4:00 Eliot admits he ruined Jimmy’s intro of Pat
5:00 Eric Gosselin gave Matt a Whale Wars shirt, which Matt shakes his ass to show
5:45 Pat does a voice that’s a mixture of deaf Adam Sandler and Jimmy-doing-Brian-Dennehy-as-John-Wayne-Gacy
6:45 Captain Paul has no sense of humor, and sits safely in his cabin in the Southern Ocean
7:30 Staying warm in black, like a Dan Katz beverage: Pat Francis.
8:10 The Geico spot with Elmer Fudd
9:00 “What’s goin’ down, fishstick?”
9:20 Eliot’s gift for Pat: an Actorfest bag for album autographs
9:30 “Let me know how that looks in your trash can.”
10:30 Dan gave Jimmy The Best of 707, featuring the world’s worst cover art
12:00 Jimmy’s cover art for Uno is better (photo by Pat!)
13:00 Is that Dan, or the lead singer from The Buggles?
14:00 The Jimmy Pardo Quiz, printed out in the World’s Smallest Font
15:00 Jimmy forgot his reading glasses, but is rescued by a pair of Pilar’s, left in a drawer
16:00 Amanda (Bremmer)-Zimmerman wrote this quiz
17:30 Andy Richter looks great in a suit! Or maybe not.
17:45 Just enjoy Jimmy looking over his glasses like an asshole
19:15 Jimmy would refuse to open for Harry Connick, Jr.
19:45 Jimmy would be a low-rate Rickles opening for a low-rent Sinatra
20:00 Ed O’Neil is a good actor, even if you hate him
22:10 Jimmy is hurt by Pat’s age joke
22:45 Fiero sponsored the 1984 Hall and Oates tour
24:00 Oliver Griffin Pardo Goose, and his religious training
25:00 Discussion of what CCD stands for
25:30 James Ronald John Paul Pardo
26:00 The guys will be on Doug Loves Movies
26:30 Matt excels at fake detatchement
28:45 Jimmy and Pat might open a record store / Best Buy / CB radio store
29:30 Jimmy has someone already picked out if something happens to Danielle
30:00 Shockingly, Jimmy might be a little hard to live with
30:00 Jimmy eats his cereal out of a bowl the size of a sombrero
31:00 Everything (and more) you need to know about milk
33:00 Jimmy’s brief Archie Bunker impression
33:45 Jimmy was on Craig Kilborn’s new show
34:20 The acting career of Elton John
34:50 Jimmy is wearing his un-ironic Miami Vice shirt
36:30 Danielle was on Simon & Simon as a young actress
36:45 “Let’s go check his laundry.” “I bet it’s DIRTY!!!!!!!”
37:30 The potential Miami Vice spinoff
38:15 Dan spoils a 25 year old show for Jimmy
38:45 DVD special feature: interview with an extra!
40:15 Time to mock the listener (by Matt!)
41:15 The Wiggles vs. KISS
41:40 Oliver’s favorite TV show
42:00 Jimmy least favorite job
43:20 Jimmy, Pat, and Graham worked as telemarketers
44:15 Pat’s desperate measures to get a look at the pretty secretary
45:30 Jimmy’s remarkable endurance in the telemarketing industry
47:00 Remaking Conquest of the Planet of the Apes with James Franco
47:00 Other possible quasi-related Planet of the Apes movies
48:30 Jimmy doesn’t like Matt’s new asshole strategy
49:00 The quiz continues: cartoon characters and trees
50:00 The Trees (Rush)
50:15 Mocking Captain Jack and Piano Man
51:15 This may be Jimmy’s favorite episode
52:30 Jimmy got the Time-Life Flower Power music collection in his own way because he is impatient and dumb
55:20 The quiz ends with a close score! (Scroll to the bottom of the page for all the questions and answers.)
55:30 BREAK TIME!
56:45 Reciting the lyrics to Trees (warning: this may be painful)
58:20 Rush Free Will lyric “If you choose not to decide, you’ve already made a choice”
58:45 The Rush Documentary, a gift from Pat to Jimmy
59:45 Pat figures out his communication issue with Pilar
1:00 Denture talk
1:00:45 “If I could take my teeth out, I wouldn’t leave my house!” (What?)
1:01:00 Mashing up Trees and Piano Man
1:01:45 Shocking art on the Work of Art TV show
1:03:00 Duran Duran album cover by Nagel
1:04:30 The Poco Album cover
1:04:45 How did Rush get the name Rush? (We may never know.)
1:05:30 Jimmy’s naked ass makes Todd Glass fall off his treadmill
1:05:45 Can you request videos on YouTube?
1:07:00 Martha Quinn’s dislike for Jimmy
1:08:00 Put Martha Stewart at a Jiffy Lube! PUT HER AT A JIFFY LUBE!
1:08:15 The Seinfeld T-Bone episode
1:09:45 Pat still treats 21-year-old Kyle as if he is 6
1:11:00 What Pat does with his nephew
1:11:40 Winter’s Bone vs. Frozen River
1:12:30 Predators is a good movie! Trust Pat!
1:13:20 Car alarm inspires The Trailing Off Bad Comic
1:13:45 The internet and the mundane observation. And earthquakes.
1:14:30 Pat is finally caught up on the Twilight movies, and defends them
1:17:00 Pat has a date with Matt’s wife
1:17:45 Solo old guys do go see the Twilight movies
1:19:30 Jimmy will never, ever, ever see those movies
1:20 When Jimmy sees a movie, he brings it!
1:20:20 The acting chops of Taylor Lautner
1:21:40 Matt is hesitant to report that there is a Stretch Armstrong movie in development
1:23:20 Dan bought everything off the mannequin at Urban Outfitters
1:24:00 Pat has inappropriate anger toward clothing tags
1:24:20 Stupid Question of the Week
1:24:30 Totally undeserved and inappropriate Darryl Shoutout
1:24:38 Thanks to Jason Wilcox for the video graphic
1:25:00 From Pat’s nephew: What is the best remade song?
1:26:30 Callback to MaxFunCon: “Remember this smell the next time you buy garbage bags!”
1:27:00 Pat stalls for time by saying “no no no”
1:27:15 Who is the best Dracula?
1:29:00 The covering of Springsteen songs. (“lick my sores” vs. “fight my wars”)
1:30:45 Abrupt subject change: Jimmy has dishwasher trouble
1:32:50 From J.W. Duck: “What’s the best TV show theme song, and what song would best fit if you had a show?”
1:33:45 Pratt & McClain and the Great Happy Days Theme Song controversy
1:35:00 Matt named his childhood dog Axel Foley
1:35:30 “How many times were you shoved in a locker?”
1:37:00 Good theme songs vs. bad theme songs
1:38:00 Modern theme songs can be measured in mere seconds
1:40:00 Back to best cover: Buble covers the Spiderman theme
1:40:00 What if the All in the Family theme song was truthful?
1:42:00 Outro over a music bed of Buble’s Spiderman cover
Onnn the podcast
AK-47 gone, not forgotten
THE JIMMY PARDO QUIZ
1- How many suits does Jimmy own? 6
2-What was the name of Jimmy’s high school Band? Rainbow Bridge
3-What was Jimmy’s first car? 1969 Firebird
4-What is Jimmy’s favorite cereal? Raisin Bran Crunch
5-What is Jimmy’s son’s name? Oliver Griffin Pardo
6-What is the worst album Jimmy ever bought? Pop Smear by Verve Pipe
7-If Jimmy was forced to leave California, where would he move? Oregon
8- How old was Jimmy when he went to his first concert? 13, KISS Dynasty tour
9-What was Jimmy’s worst job? Telemarketer
10- What is the first movie Jimmy remembers seeing in a theater? Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
11-If Jimmy could be any cartoon character, which would it be? Hong Kong Fooey
12-What is the best attribute of trees? Shade
13-What TV ad product would Jimmy most like to receive as a gift? Sham Wow
14-What is the name of Jimmy’s award winning podcast? NEVER NOT FUNNY
15-In 2009 the 9 hour Pardcast-a-thon raised money for what charity? Smile Train