706 – Sarah Silverman
Intro: Figuring out the seasons of Never Not Funny, and how it compares to the Breaking Bad cliffhanger.
2:00 Rugby Matt goes on and on with his opinions regarding the World Cup
2:20 Eliot projects his voice and androgynous Dan nibbles
2:50 White jean rules
3:00 Our second author in a row: Sarah Silverman, author of The Bedwetter
3:30 Why has Sarah refused to be on Never Not Funny for 6 seasons?
4:00 What Sarah does in her apartment
4:30 What movies are better than Avatar?
5:30 How Avatar was about Cher, which leads to general all-encopassing Cher talk
7:30 Sarah’s beauty and Cher’s weirdass measurements
8:40 Robin Von Swank did the cover photo for Sarah’s book
9:00 How Target is unloading Sarah’s book
9:30 Jimmy’s Father’s Day card bit
10:30 The demographics of non-emotional Father’s Day cards
12:00 Jimmy’s greeting card budget
12:30 Is Jimmy’s ex-stepdad card-worthy?
13:30 Jimmy wants his mom to move to L.A. to earn her keep
14:00 VHS vs. Tivo and the fear of change among oldsters
15:30 Laverne and Shirley, and the move to L.A.
16:30 The spinoffs of Happy Days
17:45 Dan is either the worst intern in the world, or the embodiment of joy
19:15 Canceling The Sarah Silverman Program
20:00 Jon Hamm’s hat on Sarah’s show
20:45 Dan was late today, but had a good reason
22:00 Sarah’s movie: Jesus is Magic
22:20 The over-laughers want to prove they get it
23:00 Frasier, smart show or smart character?
24:00 Sarah’s standup and the UCB
25:00 Famous and bombing
25:45 Sarah constructs an elaborate sentence-like thing to explain her thought process in regards to performing
27:00 Promo quote: “I’m in awe of you, Jimmy Pardo!”
28:00 Jimmy wants to tell more stories on stage instead of just attacking Mr. Sweatervest
29:00 The frequency of Sarah’s self-Googling
30:30 Sarah comes dangerously close to sounding like she has spent time in the building across the street from the UCB Theatre
31:50 The Rush documentary and the top 5 drummers
33:30 Sarah is waiting for Oliver
34:15 Oliver shows Jimmy his Bat Cave
35:00 Jimmy is not a fan of poo humor
36:00 Sarah read her whole book for the audio version
36:15 Campbell Scott and Damages
37:00 Martin Short as Jackie Rogers Jr.
38:00 Aukerman’s movie night and Clifford
39:45 Drew Hastings and $2 bills
40:45 The new season of Last Comic Standing
41:00 Sarah’s woman-crush on Natasha Leggero
41:45 The wonderfulness of Joan Rivers and her documentary
49:00 Sarah meets Joan
50:30 Figuring out Roman numerals
51:00 People love Jimmy’s same old horseshit
53:00 Future prospects for young comedians
54:45 Jimmy Pardo: the guy in the back of the tram
55:30 Jimmy’s compliment to Kindler breaks bad
56:20 Sarah gets body-image help from a fan
56:45 BREAK TIME [Go buy a Never Not Funny Tee Shirt why dontcha!]
57:30 Sarah and Jimmy get personal texts from Barack Obama
58:30 CONTEST: Win a signed book from Sarah, and a signed Father’s Day card from Jimmy [for the rules, listen to the Primo]
1:00:30 Never Not Funny’s rapey, filthy bathroom
1:02:45 Sarah doesn’t know amounts
1:04:10 Good luck to America in the World Cup!
1:04:45 Sarah talks TV sports and ratings
1:05:45 What kind of people ran Comedy Central?
1:07:00 “Who are Tim and Eric?”
1:08:00 “No, you’re the more important guest.”
1:08:30 Confusing Africa with Texas may, or may not, deserve face-shooting
1:11:30 Do kids have to get the references to laugh at the jokes?
1:12:30 The hardest part of losing the Sarah Silverman Program
1:13:45 Sarah’s Paris Hilton joke controversy
1:19:0 Alan Rachins on Kindler’s alternative show
1:21:15 The skyline backdrop molestation story
1:23:00 “You were great, not like that bullshit guitar act before you!”
1:24:00 Henry Phillips movie Punching the Clown
1:24:30 Jimmy’s shrinking cable TV budget
1:25:30 Paul Provenza’s Comics Only
1:26:00 Ha! and The Comedy Channel played any comics videotape. Including Jimmy’s.
1:28:00 More Oliver talk, featuring underwear and diapers
1:30:00 What is Sarah going to eat for dinner tonight?
1:32:00 Should Jimmy be a vegetarian?
1:33:30 Plugging Sarah’s book
1:34:00 Jimmy calls Sarah an asshole, but she gets the last word in
1:34:40 On the podcast!
AK-47 gone, not forgotten