31K – Coming out swinging with Regan Burns

November 6, 2022 Darryl Asher

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

@ReganBurns
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regan_Burns

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00 Hello everybody! Jimmy came in hot and forgot everything he’s been saying for 16 years.

Jimmy had a procedure yesterday, went home and crashed, and then couldn’t get decent sleep afterwards. He’s been up since 4am. That’s why he’s all hoarse.

Why doesn’t Eliot start a band?!?

SNL talk – Give James Austin Johnson 20 minutes of Trump this week, or an entire episode!

Talking Trump settling a lawsuit and how freaked out he is over getting hit by pie or “tomato.”

Jimmy’s got some notes! Live shows! Pop Cultured on 11/10 AND December 7!

Just confirmed for December Jimmy’s doing a Flappers Virtual Show on December 16, and live in the Yoo hoo room on December 17!

10 – NNF Fantasy Baseball League, Jimmy will have an announcement in January or February!

Jimmy talks about drafts and fantasy bball!

Jimmy’s got kittens in the backyard. They’re feeding them.

November zoom call winners!

Brian Gruhn
Ally Hodgson

Answer your emails if you’re expecting a zoom call!

15 – What song did Matt sing?! We’ll never know.

Jimmy talks going to Larchmont on Halloween Eve and the “drunk uncle” type guy at another table.

20 – Jimmy talks about acting like a kid to get candy from bowls. He was wearing a spiderman zip up hoodie.
Skittle!

Matt is on board with a Reese’s Take Five

Jimmy prefers Swedish Fish to Gummy Bears

Candy Girl!

25 – Matt reveals what Machine Gun Kelly got in trouble for. He “pretended” to do coke off Megan Fox’s breasts.

I’m back and the guys are talking Halloween. Matt has a David S Pumpkin suit that will be his costume for the forseeable future.

“Bad Husband” costume

Matt’s nephew got 4 full size candy bars from former mayor Bloomberg’s house.

30 – Who actually has a butler?

No one knows how Social Security works.

123 lockbox singer?

Sammy Hagar!

Matt has big news!

His rec soccer league won a game! The opposite team was a player short. They lose 1-0. The previous week Matt’s team lost 1-0 in the same situation.

40 – Talking local airports.

Who goes to Ontario over LAX or Burbank?!

Regan Burns is here! Looking sharp!

The jerks are back! Ants in the shower.

45 – Regan’s out in Agora Hills!

Are the Pardo-Koenig’s gonna go to Regan’s Oscar Party?

SCTV maybe doesn’t hold up.

Talking SNL with Regan

50 – Steely Dan talk.

Jimmy talks about his riff of Steely Dan references that the audience was barely enjoying but Geoff Tate was cackling def jam style in the back of the room.

55 – Who would Jimmy pick as a co-host if he was offered a gig with?

Rachel, Janet, Ally McKay

Regan would pick Jimmy or Ian Bagg.

Keep Austin Weird!

Airport talk!

More with airports after the break!

60 – welcome back to 31K!

Talking lying about fasting or flossing

1h5m – Talking using the shower as a water pick like Vanna White.

Talking Pat Sajak.

Wheel of Fortune wheel vs Price Is Right wheel.

Is the Price is Right really Drew Carey’s dream job?

Regan worked for Price is Right for a while during the Barker years.

1h10m – Listen to the audience and you will win on Price is Right!

Regan shares lots of tips for getting on the show.

https://on-camera-audiences.com/shows/the_price_is_right

https://on-camera-audiences.com/shows/lets_make_a_deal

1h15m – Is Whose Line Improvised? Eliot saw a taping live! He fills us in.

Groundlings on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMsygw1RtLA

Jim Carrey – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFeQlMamVY8
1h20m – Regan’s wife loves NNF!

She wants more Garon and loves How To Survive!

Is Matt her hall pass?!

It always comes back to Belknap!

Reminiscing on the Largo days!

1h25m – Talking the comedy scene and whether or not a place like Largo exists anymore.

Talking about Bruce Springsteen cover album.

Jimmy likes the Nightshift cover, Regan is not a fan of it.

Bruce on Stern – Thunder Road – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZi79ulSp4E

1h30m – What’s the HBO show for us? Succession!

Regan thinks Jimmy is too easy on some movies.

Halloween Ends talk

Talking The Munsters trailer.

Regan and his son have a movie podcast.

Look it up!

1h35m – French Dispatch talk. Not a fan.

Speaking of guesses….

Letter Game time!

Eliot has a thing!

1h40m – It’s a new round the horn song from Christopher Huffman! We like the short version.

Get some shirts from Lemonicedesigns.com!

Eliot’s on thin thin ice.

Regan’s wife is going to be so pleased.

Jimmy’s K is the Kings (Sacramento)

1h45m – What movies should I watch?!

Rom Comedies?

Talking Rowan Atkinson and Mr. Bean.

Regan did a DGA golf outing.

1h50m –

Garon guesses Kalamar FF

Jimmy doesn’t want to hear anything from Eliot.

Clog fighting, known in Lancashire as ‘purring’, was a particularly brutal means of settling disputes. The rules were simple: two clog fighters would climb into a large open ended barrel, sit on the rim, and kick away at each others’ shins until one or the other had raised his legs out of the barrel in submission.

Martial Arts talk.

Cobrai Kai talk.

1h55m – Talking Ralph Macchio

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Next_Karate_Kid

Swank talk!

2h – Eliot’s going with the Knickerbockers/Knicks

Regan guesses LA Kings!

Fans!

2h5m – Talking Skinamax sex movies.

2h10m – Here’s Matt’s Five!

5) FC Koln
4) Kraken – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seattle_Kraken
3) LA Kings
2) NY Knights
1) Knicks!

Eliot wins!