31E -Surviving and thriving with Kristine Kimmel

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

@KristineAKimmel
@podhowtosurvive
PodHowToSurvive.com

00 Welcome in!

Talking TV series intros.

Maybe How I Met Your Mother isn’t the most appropriate for younger kids?

Jimmy tries to guess the cast of How I Met Your Mother.

Rise! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6487416/fullcredits/?ref_=tt_cl_sm

Honor Society – https://www.imdb.com/name/nm7140802/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

10 – There’s a movie being shot right by Jimmy’s house. It’s annoying.

Union!

Points!

Maybe this affects the NFL? https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33576564/new-usfl-adds-3-point-conversions-best-three-rule-twists

25 – Matt’s a (asst) ref for Charlie’s league!

Eliot explains some point stuff!

Kristine Kimmel is here!

Talking Michael J Fox and his phone calls for work.

40 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_J._Fox

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_Chicken

Raising Canes vs Chic-Filet!

For the league’s umpires, the minimum salary is $150,000 (plus quite a few perks), and the most experienced veterans can make $450,000 per year.

Entry-level NBA referees’ compensation begins at $600 per game or roughly $250,000 per year. Seasoned or professional referees earn $3,500 per game or up to $550,000 annually.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detroit_Cougars

Jimmy talks about the time he put his hand into the garbage disposal and Danielle accidently turned it on seconds after he took his hand out.

50 – talking garbage disposal switches. Matt has a button for his. Switch mean light! (or exhaust)

The possibility of death from strangulation by a scarf caught in the wheel spokes of a vehicle was brought to the public’s attention when the world famous dancer Isadora Duncan died on 14 September 1929. The long scarf, which she was wearing, became caught in the wire wheels of her Buggati car, stopping the vehicle.

Midwest Hillbillies!

We’ll be right back!

55 – Welcome back! 31E!

Kristine Kimmel is here!

Jimmy talks about the time Kris introduced herself to him while they said goodbye to Todd Levin.

Kris talks about people mistaking her for some other brunette woman in converse.

Tawny Kitaen – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tawny_Kitaen

She passed in May of 2021.

60 – Jimmy talks about The Surreal Life and Tawny.

She was a Joy!

Kris talks singing TV Theme songs to her kids.

Talking about Oliver’s musical tastes.

1h5m – Talking E talking Heads shows. Kristine wrote on a bunch of them!

Jimmy was asked to choose between VH1 and E shows. He went with E and then VH1 started paying way more money.
Talking more E shows!

1h10m – Will Be Wild Podcast – https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/will-be-wild/id1618471287

Trump is dumb. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/01/us/politics/trump-border-wars.html

1h15m – Paulie Carson!

We don’t know if Paulie Shore is a good guy or not.

Kris has a story about her daughter’s new found talent with offensive jokes.

The famous “Lincoln sitting on his chair” building .

1h20m – “Mom, explain 9/11.” – Alex

Benji and Niles have a netflix show they’re writing.

https://www.888sport.com/blog/nba-referee-salary

1h30m – Kris talks about her kids watching scary things!

They started with Stranger Things season one! They had to be good and watch with their parents, only if they were good.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/new-ken-burns-documentary-the-u-s-and-the-holocaust-examines-americas-response

1h35m – Talking Ken Burns docs

Andy Borowitz – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Borowitz

Co-created Fresh Prince, and wrote on Square Pegs and The Facts of Life.

1h40m – Talking Fyre Fest docs.

https://www.popsugar.com/entertainment/what-will-vow-season-2-be-about-47891472

Sherri Papini – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherri_Papini_kidnapping_hoax

Joel McHale talk.

1h45m – The Letter Game! Round the horn!
1h50m – Jimmy talks about his car history.

Matt goes with Expos!
Jimmy goes with Eagles

Talking about local businesses.

2h – Rent is coming back to LA!

https://feverup.com/m/118164?utm_source=google&utm_medium=sc&utm_campaign=118164_lax&gclid=Cj0KCQjwj7CZBhDHARIsAPPWv3dntvcsHCJhhKA_unrQZlw7pM-d0qo3Iokf0D_7ln6XpVC-05tYep4aAhLjEALw_wcB

Talking Encore!

2h5m – Confess Fletch talk! I haven’t seen it yet.

Jon Hamm talk! Get him in the Rockford Files reboot!

We all enjoy Reboot!

Johnny Knoxville Tattoos – https://glamourpath.com/johnny-knoxville-tattoos

Talking Steve-O. Kris worked with him on Killer Karaoke. He wasn’t great apparently.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2079119/

2h15m – I go with the Eugene Emeralds!

Kristine is going with the Eagles.

Eliot reads the fans!

https://www.nhl.com/predators/news/nashville-predators-enter-affiliation-with-echls-florida-everblades/c-307591784

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OKC_Energy_FC

Some mail!

Tim Hutcherson sent us a book!

It’s about Alice of Old Vincennes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_of_Old_Vincennes

Tim also sent us a magnet baseball card of Jimmy throwing the pitch!

2h25m –

Eliot’s five:

5) Albany Empire
4) San Jose Earthquakes
3) Montreal Expos
2) LA Express
1) Philly Eagles

Jimmy and Kris win!

Jimmy explains the Glug shirt to Kris.

Jimmy hears a low tone that none of us hear.

Listen to How To Survive!

We’re done! See ya!!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole