Paul F. Tompkins: Wind Back in Sails!

Paul F. Tompkins returns to Never Not Funny in fine fashion, as he always does. This guy’s suit budget makes [somebody]’s [something] budget look like [something funny]!!!! In this episode we learn about urban-demographic plays, napping on Chapstick, Paul’s dislike of his childhood self, rock-star hair on children, REDACTED, and Jimmy Dore, journalist. CLICK HERE TO READ THE SHOW NOTES […]

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715 – Paul F. Tompkins

Released 8/25/2010 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: The sun is out and people are in tanking tops… 1:12 Ever the impatient guest, Paul F. Tompkins breaks out into song! 1:20 Saturday in the Park (Chicago) 1:35 That is the least patriotic song 2:00 “Wind back in sails! INTRODUCE ME!!!!!!” 2:15 Horns 2:30 Jimmy is cleaning house 3:00 Do […]

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If You Can Count to Four, It Must Be Pat Francis

Pat is back in his rightful place: the third chair in the exclusive and palatial Never Not Funny studios, where he bares his soul, digging into his personal life and resolving some deep-seated childhood issues. No wait, I mean, he talks shit 90 minutes with Jimmy and Matt. As an added bonus, this episode has a special interactive feature: Count-Pat’s-Allergy-Induced-Sniffs. […]

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714 – Pat Francis

Pardcast.com message board for this episode Released 8/18/2010 Intro: Jimmy is totally confident of the episode number, and is immediately enthralled by Dan’s dog skull shorts 1:30 This may be Dan’s last show, despite the fact that he gave Jimmy tissue for his used gum 2:30 Jimmy constructs a confusing sentence to explain why he talks about the weather 3:00 […]

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Ballbusting Matt’s Dad with Mike Sweeney

What’s it like to write for Conan? Who decides whether your name is in the credits, and should you care? What should you do if your dad doesn’t call you on your birthday? What do you do when the guest starts busting Matt’s dad’s balls? All these questions and more are answered in Episode 713 of Jimmy Pardo’s award winning […]

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713 – Mike Sweeney

Pardcast.com message board for his episode Released 8/11/2010 Intro: Once again, Jimmy gets his opening sentences PERFECT because he is a professional. Jimmy still likes to pretend he doesn’t get the episode numbering system which leads into more math than I had to deal with during my entire 6 years of high school. 1:50 Specifically for NeverNotNotes.com, Jimmy is under […]

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Meet Jimmy’s New Neighbor, Ty Burrell

Jimmy and Matt welcome star of screen and big screen, Ty Burrell. Ty just bought a house near Jimmy, so they are going to be best of friends, barbecuing in Jimmy’s back yard, having sleepovers, and playing golf together. And it all started here! Ty’s gigantic, handsome head looms over the studio as the guys talk about the Emmys, Modern […]

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712 – Ty Burrell

Pardcast.com message board for this episode Released 8/4/2010 Intro: 712th episode! We now have more subscribers than ever in a current season. 1:30 Ty’s eagerness causes concern for Jimmy, but Jimmy is going to give him a ramp-up 2:20 Intro of Eliot and Dan, in his chair-matching pants 2:50 Everyone can hear Eliot fine, but maybe he shouldn’t talk anyway […]

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Jimmy Dore is a real **** in Episode 711

Jimmy (“Jimmy”) welcomes Jimmy Dore (“Dore”) for episode 711, and boy do they get into it about 3/4 of the way in. The debate rages as to whether comedians should say **** or if it’s too offensive. Jimmy also decides to not say ****** any more, and meanwhile Dore somehow misspells ****. Dore thinks you should be able to say […]

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711 – Jimmy Dore

Released 7/28/2010 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: Another typically STRONG opening sentence. And never forget. 1:15 White Sox had a deal with 7-11 to start their games at a certain time. I forget what time that was though. 1:35 Jimmy Dore (heretofore known as “Dore” to avoid any confusion with “Jimmy”) gets cussed out right outta the box! […]

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710 – Pat Francis

Pardcast.com message board for this episode Released 7/21/2010 Intro: Jimmy is breathless due to a donut / donette. This is a successful show, hosted by a cocky asshole. 2:00 HOW DID THEY GET THIS GUEST?! 2:35 Murders in the Rue Morgue (Iron Maiden) 3:20 Welcome to MaidenTalk 3:35 Dan Katz is keeping his beverage on a high shelf in the […]

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Kittens! It’s Greg Proops!

Jimmy and Matt welcome Greg Proops, a legend of comedy, for Never Not Funny #709! ¬†Just a few of Greg’s credits are, well, easy to find via Google, so look them up yourself. I have a baseball game to go to. The guys discuss Greg’s neither-gay-nor-Jewish Nickelodeon character, old-timey show biz, old-timey baseball, and how to dress on stage. Plus […]

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709 – Greg Proops

Released 7/14/2010 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: Dan is a little sharper than Matt. And why does Jimmy build up the guest when we already know who it is? 2:00 Eliot is doing fine, and Dan has a podcast which will not NOT get a plug on this show! 2:45 Jimmy is a modern-day Rickles 3:00 Matt is […]

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Janet Varney, Queen of the Unexpected Callback!

Never Not Funny 708 brings us the delightful, lovely, witty, but never shirtless Janet Varney! Jimmy, Matt, and Janet talk about baseball, movies, things that strap to the chest, and a disgusting recipe for scrambled eggs. Also, Jimmy tracks down the cause of piss-whiff in his home bathroom, Matt has a minimum of four gross references, and Janet proves her […]

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708 – Janet Varney

Released 7/7/2010 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: 708 area code is the Chicago area code that incubated Jimmy’s comedy 1:30 Nothing at all rhymes with July! 1:40 Here’s why Jimmy doesn’t include knock-knock jokes in his act 2:05 Janet has an opinion about what is happening out of side 2:45 The Book of Eli, and Jimmy’s responsibilities 3:30 […]

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707 – Jesse Thorn

Pardcast.com message board for this episode Released 6/30/2010 Intro: Episode 707, and there’s a great song by a band of that name 1:30 Dan is wearing fashionable, yet useless, eyewear 2:35 I Could be Good for You (707) 3:30 Matt is dressed to honor the Lakers win 3:55 Eliot’s hand does a little wiggle-wam 4:14 Due to someone being late, […]

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Jesse Thorn, well-dressed and well-drugged

Few people can raise property values by their mere presence. Such a people is Jesse Thorn, host of The Sound of Young America and Jordan Jesse Go! The mere presence of his classy self immediately added 10% to the value of the building in which Never Not Funny Headquarters is located. Of course, property taxes went up as well, so […]

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Author, actress, bedwetter: Sarah Silverman

Episode 706 of Never Not Funny features another first-time guest. I know you are disappointed that it’s not Pat Francis again already, or some other familiar name, but this Sarah Silverman is really funny! Trust me! She’s an author, actress, bedwetter, and, more importantly for Never Not Funny fans, a comedian. This just might be her big break, so enjoy […]

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706 – Sarah Silverman

Pardcast.com message board for this episode Released 6/23/2010 Intro: Figuring out the seasons of Never Not Funny, and how it compares to the Breaking Bad cliffhanger. 2:00 Rugby Matt goes on and on with his opinions regarding the World Cup 2:20 Eliot projects his voice and androgynous Dan nibbles 2:50 White jean rules 3:00 Our second author in a row: […]

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