38P – Mashing buttons with Sean Ryan
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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
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00 Hello!
38P! Pardo’s Podcast!
Jimmy came in chilly, put his sweater on, and now he’s getting warm again.
Inexplicable Traffic!
Matt talks his own traffic issues due to some filming in the area using a giant crane to block the sun.
At least they’re filming something in LA!
The White Sox are in FIRST PLACE?!
https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/white-sox-first-place-al-central-standings/
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/11/nyregion/knicks-game-4-fans-nba-finals-nyc.html
Matt talks about Elise’s dad being a huge knicks fan and how she sprinkled some of his ashes in MSG when they saw Phoebe Bridgers. She was sitting in section 226, which weirdly enough, is the date that he passed away.
10 – Jimmy wont be able to watch the next Knicks’ game as he’ll be doing Pop Cultured!
Jimmy talks Rush! He saw them this past Tuesday.
Jimmy talks about his history with Rush.
15 – “The best I’ve ever seen them.” – Jimmy
Lotta Rush talk.
https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/rush/2026/kia-forum-inglewood-ca-13414969.html
Friend of the show sighting!
Who was it!?
Cristela!
20 – Jimmy didn’t get to see Rod Stewart actually. But Friend/Acquaintance/Former Guest of show Richard Marx opened.
Friend of the show Sighting for Matt too!?
Alison Rosen!
Sean Ryan is here! Formerly guest/possible security blanket of Kyle Anderson.
Olympic drops coming up!
Jimmy talks about the tickets they want to get including Gymnastics, Diving, Mixed Golf.
https://www.olympics.com/en/news/what-is-the-new-la28-olympic-golf-mixed-team-event
35 – Talking Dice Clay! Jack and Jill and buck and a quarter and all that. Whatever the joke is.
Dice’s Young Comedian’s Special – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0148538/fullcredits/?ref_=tt_ov_wr_sm
We’ll be right back!
41m21s – We’re back!
Jimmy’s got a Tee Public update.
He has been unsubscribed from promotional emails! Which was not at all what he was asking them about.
Sean Ryan is here!
Jimmy talks to Sean about his appearances here.
Sean talks about his new graphic novel! Xanar & Mr. Tuxedo!
When you REALLY think about it, how great is the name Mr. Mister? – Jimmy, paraphrased.
Sean talks about his new GN!
The smash!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLyadqSILTU
55 – We’re doing the grange by ZZ Top!
Jimmy talks White Sox with Sean.
Kyle Anderson was in Sean’s wedding!
60 – Sean got married in Ireland!
The guys talk destination weddings. Is Vegas too far?
Lots of Portillo’s talk!
https://www.portillos.com/index.html
1h10m – talking Midway airport!
Chicago storms!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Jasmine
1h15m – Talking Woody Allen on Bill Maher’s podcast and how he would not be welcomed on this show.
Celebrity sighting!
Matt spotted someone in NY!
Andrew Dismukes!
1h20m – Andrew was traveling with his dog apparently.
Doc talk!
Lorne
1h25m – Taste test! It’s Flying Saucers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_saucer_(confectionery)
https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/trump-saw-22-specialists-latest-011121843.html
Round the horn!
Masters of the Universe!
Stop That Train!
1h55m – Brigadoon! Tyne Daly is in it in Pasadena.
Lotta Brigadoon and Tyne Daly talk!
2h – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Furious
It’s Chinese not Indonesian!
2h5m – Will Jimmy take the subway to Brigadoon? Probably not.
Letter game!
2h10m – UFC Fighters entering from the Lincoln Memorial?!
Fans!
Sean’s family is back home. He took a lyft to the airport.
2h25m – Sean’s out of here today! Flying out in a few hours.
Get Sean’s Graphic Novel! July 7! Xanar & Mr. Tuxedo!
Letter Game:
Sean Ryan: Paparazzi – Lady Gaga
Matt: Papa Don’t Preach – Madonna
Jimmy: Physical – Olivia Newton John
Garon: Party In The USA – Miley Cyrus
Eliot’s Five:
5) Paradise – Sade
4) Poker Face – Lady Gaga
3) Papa Don’t Preach – Madonna
2) Physical – Olivia Newton John
1) Private Dancer – Tina Turner
No winner but Jimmy has the conn!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole
