38B – Dialing out with Todd Glass
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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
@ToddGlass
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00 Welcome in! 36B! Better Business Bureau!
Don’t email us if you don’t like the (behind the scenes) website upgrades.
Talking my (spectacular) legs!
Jimmy came in today and saw only two cars parked. One being the longest car in existence, which Jimmy goes on to say is a “good looking car.”
Matt’s car is back! 6 weeks and 2 days!
Matt talks about what happened with his car and the cars computer system.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trickle_charging
https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Huntley
https://sociallifemagazine.com/the-archive/spoke-jay-leno-car-collection-2026/
15 – https://h-o-m-e.org/what-kind-of-race-car-is-lightning-mcqueen/
Jay Leno’s 1934 Duesenberg Walker Coupe
Lightning McQueen is a blend of two iconic Chevrolet Corvette models: the Corvette C6 and the Corvette C1.
Jimmy had a cat scan yesterday and the oral contrast he had to drink is…lingering…
Jimmy ran into a business acquaintance at the doc. He talks about it.
The Rock and Vin Diesel are assholes (allegedly*).
20 – Back to Matt’s car!
Six Weeks and Two Days!
Charlie wants to mod whatever car he can.
35 – Our guest is waiting in his car.
Jimmy said to tell him we’ll get him at noon. It’s 11:05.
I go get our guest!
Todd Glass is here!
We’ll be right back!
45m37m – We’re back!
38B!
Take those complaints for Todd to the BBB!
Todd and Jimmy are funnier than ever!
Jimmy loves Todd and is grateful for their 30 years of friendship but when he talks he hears a dial tone.
Todd hung out with Oliver and Jimmy might be upset about it.
Oliver came up to see Joe Kwazcala’s movie at the Dynasty Typewriter.
American Comic!
50 – Top of his game Todd Glass and he busts out a whistle. – Matt
Jimmy talks Oliver and how he can feel like a peer because he makes him laugh like Pete Schwaba used to do.
We’re taking Todd’s first response to my shorts out.
Oh we’re gonna take it one more time!
55 – Oh no are we doing a 4th take!
“Five Idiots In Shorts Jacking Off.” The Podcast
https://www.mydadwroteaporno.com/podcast
Talking bad comics and jealousy (or a lack there of).
60 – Todd talks about comedy and how there has always been and always will be brilliant comedy.
1h5m – Back to Todd seeing Oliver at the movie.
Nice crowd!
Dynasty is a great venue with uncomfortable seats.
Todd talks Cancel Culture.
Oliver and his friends play Charades at night. Nerds!
1h10m – Todd moved to LA in 1990. Or 89. One of the those.
Was Batman in the theater?!
No one talks about September 10.
We definitely want to hear Todd’s thoughts on the Zanies and will make fun of him for it.
Believe it or not, he wouldn’t take the photos off the walls.
1h15m – Todd talks more about his upgrade ideas for the club.
Martine!
1h20m – More club talk!
1h25m – The first comic jimmy saw at the downtown Zanies was Bobby Slayton!
Todd talks about his show and how every show sold out!
He’s doing more shows at Joe’s Pub in NYC!
Alyssa Sabo is part of Todd’s show!
1h30m – Todd did not bring up Paul Anka!
Letter Game! AND Round the horn!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonnie_Bramlett
Fave oreos!
1h40m – Cams! Garon’s comedy club. Comedy And Music Space. (I’m very proud of it).
Eliot got a new desk and is assaulting us with numbers.
The Joy of Todd glass? Self Edits.
Irma has noodley arms apparently and can’t help.
1h50m – Good luck with the desk and the arms and the backpacks.
You Might Be A Redneck (Swifty) talk.
Fans!
Todd’s funny! You have proof!
Todd’s got dates!
Customizable RSS on the site!
We’re done! See you next time!
Letter Game:
Jimmy: Bette Davis Eyes – Kim Carnes
Garon: Betty – Taylor Swift
Eliot: Borderline – Madonna
Todd Glass: Blank Space – Taylor Swift
Matt’s Five:
5) Bad Romance – Lady Gaga
4) Borderline – Madonna
3) Blow – Ke$ha
2) Blank Space – Taylor Swift
1) Bad Blood – Taylor Swift
Eliot takes the con!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole/Gams
