3812 – Dressing to impress with Matt O’Brien

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

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00 Hello! We’re still celebrating 20 years!

We’re popular! People enjoy us!

It’s HOT.

Jimmy talks business. Shirts are out for delivery (to the post office).

Shirts are softer than ever!

Sanctuary Warehouse!

Santa is an illegal?! Eliot rants about it.

Jimmy talks shirts. Two of you STOLE $7 from us for shipping! You thieving asshole men!

Flappers show! Full house and Oliver was in town for the gig.

Our guest is running 1-2 minutes late! What a courteous guest!

Some feathers on the freeway today.

10 – Maddy Ogden opened for Jimmy.

The family went to Steve Carrell’s favorite pizza place: Barones!

They also had the worst waiter of all time apparently.

He got zero things correct from the drinks to the pizza.

Be aware of your space young people!

15 – The white sox are playing great!

Jimmy talks about the Diamond Club tickets to the Angels White Sox game.

“I’ll take those plates.” – Worker at the game.

20 – Apparently there are two different kinds of Diamond Club tickets. One that includes the food and one that doesn’t.

https://www.mlb.com/angels/tickets/premium/diamond-club

25 – White Sox won the game they went to. Angels won the other two.

Jimmy talks his upcoming tour stops. He’s unsure about what tickets are available.

Are heroes are gong go soon, a lot of them.

Dick Van Dyke can’t do puzzles? Ages 9-99! – Hot new Jimmy bit.

I leave the room and come back to Fly fishing.

Jimmy’s not gonna like fishing according to Eliot.

Talking appreciating the moments with the family!

40 – Talking college dorms and roommates!

Jimmy had a dream that included Lin-Manuel Miranda.

We’ll be right back!

43m51s – We’re back!

Matt O’Brien is here!

Talking his outfit.

https://abc7.com/post/stephanie-irene-mendoza-arrest-woman-accused-starting-fire-inside-target-burbank-shut-down-store-several-days/18831512/

Matt O’Brien talks about visiting Costco in different countries and areas. He loves them!

Matt talks driving across the country with his wife from Ottawa to LA.

50 – The mistakenly moved to Hollywood. “it’s all pee.” – Matt O’Brien

Lotta El Hambra talk!

Jimmy talks about being told by a casting director to wear lifts. He went to El Hambra to try some out.

55 – Matt O’Brien is 6’3! He talks about auditioning for the Blue Man Group. He got a call back! “Diffuse a bomb with just your eyes!”

Fred Armisen was in Blue Eye Group? The band though.

Jimmy might be out of Matlock now that they wrapped up the main storyline.

60 – Drinking milk does not prevent the development of lactose intolerance, which is typically a genetic, age-related decline in the lactase enzyme. However, regularly consuming small amounts of milk can help manage symptoms by training gut bacteria to better adapt to lactose, a process known as colonic adaptation.

Milk and tomato juice?! Matt O’s Dad says yes!

His parents are getting divorced (in their 70s) and independently got new places within a block of each other. Unbeknownst to each other.

1h5m – Matt O and Jimmy talk about their first meeting. It was in Toronto.

Matt O saw Jimmy do warm up for Conan. The guest was Timothy Olyphant and Matt O’s friend Nate Macintosh, who Jimmy does not remember.

Matt O talks working cruise ships. He likes it!

Jimmy and Matt O talk about their tiny esophagus.

Matt O got a piece of beef stuck and couldn’t eat or drink for two days on a cruise ship. He had to be on IVs.

Taste test!

It’s a sugar free oreo!

1h20m – Matt O talks the reality shows he watches. Below Deck and Drag Race!

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_sheep_detectives

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/deep_water_2026

1h25m – Don’t worry, we’ve got Aaron Eckhart!

Matt O and his wife had a Netflix is a joke show!

1h30m – Talking Burbank smelling like sewage!

Trivia! Full results below!

We’ll be right back!

1h38m11s – We’re back!

Talking bathroom propositions by George Michael and Ty Herndon.

“it’s truckers fuckin!” – Jimmy about rest stops

1h40m – Round the horn!

Talking movies!

Scooters and E-Bikes!

1h45m – Eliot talks about he and Irma doing Cert training.

We’re done!

Two people stole $7 from us!

See you next time!

Trivia Results:

Category: Brand Names

Question: Founded in 1964, what company originally went by the name Blue Ribbon Sports?

Garon: Champion (10 pts) Preguess: Fed-Ex

Eliot: Champion (23 pts) Preguess: IBM

Matt: GAP (19 pts) Preguess: Kodak

Matt O’Brien: Big 5 Sports (8 pts) Preguess: Adidas

Jimmy: Voit (21 pts) Preguess: Charmin

Answer: Nike

Matt O’Brien takes $5 for his wager!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole