3804 – Locking eyes with Anastasia Jacques
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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
@anastasiacomedy
00 Hello! 3804!
This is a numbered episode!
LA Marathon was yesterday. It was 91.
https://www.sportbible.com/other/la-marathon-unacceptable-controversial-rule-change-871697-20260308
10 – Regan Burns is a jerk with his fitness and his muscles.
Regan “Fitness & Muscles” Burns
Fun quarterly game yesterday!
Eliot’s in a standard shirt and is still getting his balls busted.
15 – Stone Falcon – Ross.
Chicago weather!
Oliver did Flappers this week but was under the weather and he gave it to Jimmy too.
20 – Jimmy talks their Flappers show.
Best audience ever, even at just 13 folks (and a ghost).
Josh the booker at Flappers commented on Oliver’s set and said he was really good.
“You Gotta Draft The Best Players.” – Cliff Floyd
Jimmy talks about Phil from his fantasy league and how much of an asshole he comes off as in emails. For a decade.
35 – Talking US missiles striking schools.
JIM!
46m48s – We’re back!
Anastasia Jacques is here!
It is standard pronunciation of Jacques!
Anastasia has been with Bruce for six months and has correctly guessed what he is doing right now!
Let’s get to know Anastasia!
She grew up Dallas but lived in Milwaukee and traveled back and forwards to visit her dad.
50 – 121 times seeing Chicago!
Talking Taylor Swift!
60 – https://www.si.com/media/tmz-donna-kelce-renovation-post-traina-thoughts
Anastasia loves her step dad!
1h5m – Her mom is moving to Illinois! New university job!
https://www.denofgeek.com/movies/snl-movies-ranked-from-worst-to-best/
1h15m – Blues Brothers talk!
Anastasia talks about her boyfriend, fellow comic Ray!
1h20m – Anastasia lives in WeHo and her boyfriend lives in Van Nuys!
Anastasia’s parents call her Annie.
Sounds like a lot of other nicknames. Her boyfriend calls her potato.
Is the Junior going out of style.
1h30m – JFK Caroline Bissett Love Story series.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Story_(2026_TV_series)
Daryl Hannah talk
1h35m – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daryl_Hannah
Talking Shakespeare!
1h40m – Trivia time!
We’ll be right back!
1h41m35s – Jimmy needed a drink!
Talking Michael Stipe joining the Michael Shannon and co on stage for the REM cover show!
1h45m – Talking autographs. Some that Jimmy are trying to sell aren’t going to hot.
Jimmy got his owned signed baseball in a White Sox mystery bag.
Round the horn!
1h50m – The Pardo-Koenigs saw and did not enjoy The Bride!
Eliot got the key to the fire station or the knox box.
A Knox Box is a high-security, heavy-duty safe mounted on commercial or residential buildings that allows fire departments and emergency responders to gain rapid access during emergencies without damaging property. It stores keys, access cards, and floor plans, utilizing a single master key held only by local fire personnel.
Prank for the fireman?
Jimmy talks his 80s dating and his mesh cap sleeve shirt.
2h10 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_films_of_1998
Mandy Patinkin has not been in a Godzilla movie.
Anastasia loves musical theater!
Chicago is her favorite!
2h20m – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danielle_Brooks
Orpah?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oprah_Winfrey
Bruce knows funny!
Go see Jimmy in NYC!
We’re done!
Trivia Results:
Category: Oscar Nominated Films
Question: Name one of the two films, 1977/1985, that are tied for the most Oscar nominations without taking home a single award.
Garon: The Age of Innocence (25 pts) Preguess: Crash
Eliot: Star Wars (2 pts) Preguess: Out of Africa
Matt: Jaws (24 pts) Preguess: Sinners
Anastasia Jacques: The Godfather (5 pts) Preguess: La La Land
Jimmy: Terms of Endearment (17 pts) Preguess: Platoon
Answer: The Turning Point and The Color Purple
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Turning_Point_(1977_film)
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole
