3801 – Shedding light on the subject with Jordan Morris
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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
@JordanDavidMorris
JordanMorris.net
00 The Quiet Beep! Indeed!
Season 38!
It’s a miserable president’s day today. Major rainstorm!
Also tornado watches?!
What if you can suck your own dick only during a tornado!
I AM delightful!
New season! Join Platinum!
We’ll be doing NIGHT records 4 times a year for the live stream!
Are celebrities podcasted out? I guess we’ll see.
Matt goes through the perks.
It’s cold outside and hot inside!
We’re opening the door guys! Unprecedented!
10 – Hats!
Do we bug check?
The Perfect Bucket Hat!
Talking space for NNF to take over? A BUILDING?!
https://deadline.com/2024/11/the-pitt-cast-salaries-fixed-fee-model-tv-1236168485/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerran_Howell
20 – More perks!
25 – Don’t bother Jimmy with Fonts!!
Get game night ready! March!
Jimmy had some great phone calls!
YOU can have one if you pick the right perk level!
30 – Benches and Ladders?! Fun game?
Chutes and Ladders was!
More phone calls talk!
35 – Jimmy talks about Thor who he had a call with.
The ADHD show!
40 – Eliot asks about anxiety and whether we’re more anxious with more people or less people
Matt went to see Eliot do improv! He talks about it.
45 – Go see Eliot do improv!
Attacking me is like kicking a duckling?
Offer only!
How To Survive should be huge!
Jordan Morris is here!
Jimmy talks about his surgery.
We’ll be right back!
52m53s – We’re back!
The door is closed!
The temp in here dropped a lot!
Favorite clues?
55 – We don’t talk about Bruno!
Talking string colors for Jimmy’s sweater.
60 – Eliot solved the string problem!
Jimmy asks Jordan about the new studio downtown.
Sex shop!
How is MacArthur Park doing?!
1h5m – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacArthur_Park_(song)
https://thenewbev.com/schedule/
New Bev showing more adult films this month?
Talking Porn theaters!
1h15m – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pretty_Maids_All_in_a_Row
Talking Star Trek and Andrew!
1h25m – Tarantino talk! Why does he think Paul Dano is bad?!
1h30m – Matt fills Jordan in on Jimmy’s feelings on Bill Maher.
All due respect, Jimmy is not getting punched for charity.
Trivia time! Full results below!
We’ll be right back!
1h39m25s – We’re back!
Jimmy’s in a stationary chair. Will it be fixed for Thursday?!
1h40m – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Michael_Higgins
Round the horn!
Jimmy talks Ken Jennings tweet.
1h45m – Jordan has a comic book!
Predator: Bloodshed!
https://www.marvel.com/comics/issue/133275/predator_bloodshed_2026_1
Get a signed copy! http://bit.ly/coolfight
Go watch Batman: Dead End!
1h50m – Taste test!
Eliot brought some donuts in!
1h55m – Eliot talks about the donuts and how he got them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loco_moco
Eliot’s planning for the future of AI.
2h – Let’s cook those cookies just a smidge longer flappers!
Round the horn!
What did I do over the weekend basically nothing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dust_in_the_Wind_(film)
2h25m – Jimmy talks tipping. It’s out of hand!
Eliot wins the official Trivia prize!
We’re done! Bye!
Trivia Results:
Category: acronyms
Question: Named by the inventor after his favorite childhood book and character what does the acronym TASER stand for?
Garon: Tactical Action Security Enforcement Ready (9 pts) Preguess: FBI: Female Body Inspector
Eliot: The Allmighty Superman Eats Rug (25 pts) Preguess: SCUBA
Matt: The Amazing Spiderman (15 pts) Preguess: LASER
Jordan: Tell Alice Safe Electrocution Product (10 pts) Preguess: SCUBA
Jimmy: The Amazing Spiderman Enters Reseda (7 pts) Preguess: SCUBA
Answer: Tom Swift and his Electric Rifle
Wager winner:
Boo.
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole
