37L – Swinging into action with Ralph Garman

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
@RalphGarman
TheRalphReport.com
00 Hello!
Weather talk!
7/11 trip!
Fancy wallet time.
5 – Jimmy’s got a heavy credit card. To match his success!
Insurance card talk. Do you need to carry anymore?
Jimmy talks the last time he was pulled over and didn’t have his active insurance card.
Eliot made a new email for traveling.
10 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorf_(character)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Conway
Amazon delivery AND I lost the windscreen.
Some mail!
20 – Mike making up for the cloiches.
Thank you MIKE!!!
25 – Talking Nikki Glaser on SNL!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sombr
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Police_Woman_(TV_series)
4 seasons!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danger_Man
Jim Neuman is giving Jimmy lots of show suggestions.
30 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Man_Called_Hawk
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angie_Dickinson
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Holliman
Talking Dressed To Kill!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Allen_(actress)
Brian DePalma!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Apple_(1980_film)
We’ll be right back!
42m4s – We’re back!
Ralph Garman is here!!
Ralph’s holiday show is coming up! He hosts it as Sinatra!
Santa’s Swinging Sack!
The Christmas Grinch!
45 – Jimmy talks about what a joy Ralph is.
“fuck off you cunt.” – Ralph to the fans of his who message him on social media who support trump.
Jimmy compares it to slapping them on the nose with a newspaper.
Ryan Seacrest talk.
50 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Seacrest
Not married!
Ralph talks about selling his Batman collection.
He sold it all via Heritage Auctions!
What fills Batman’s void?
He has a full life without hobbies it turns out.
Ralph is 60!
55 – Ralph’s wife is gonna be part of the show. She plays accordion on stage!
His wife’s name is Jennifer!
Would Ralph go back to radio? He’s gotten pretty comfy not being able to get fired so probably not.
Talking suits coming and giving notes on the jokes on Ralph’s show.
Kevin and Bean would protect them from the suits when they could.
60 – Protect that money, Eliot!
Talking plane crashes. Jimmy’s not afraid of it.
1h5m – Good luck on the flight Eliot!

Letter game time!
Ralph is an across the board nerd.
1h10m – Ralph talks cons!
Ralph talks about having a panic attack freak out on The Orville because of the prosthetic.
NoW it’s the letter game time.
1h15m – Snacks from Indo?!
Garon saw Frankenstein! LOVED IT!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Shelley%27s_Frankenstein_(film)
1h20m – We’re talking watts!
Let’s get numeral!
1h25m – Jimmy tells Ralph about Angie Dickinson loving Chicago.
Zoe’s got a driving test!
1h30m – Come back soon Ralph? PROMISE!
We’re done!
See you next time!
Bye!
Letter Game:
Eliot: Living On A Prayer – Bon Jovi
Ralph Garman: Lola – The Kinks
Matt: Least Complicated – Indigo Girls
Jimmy: Landslide – Fleetwood Mac
5) Linger – The Cranberries
4) Love Will Tear Us Apart – Joy Division
3) Landslide – Fleetwood Mac
2) Losing My Religion – REM
1) Love My Way – The Psychedelic Furs
No Winner but Jimmy takes the con!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole







