3722 – Slamming the door shut with Alison Rosen

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
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00 Hello! Indeed!
Rare Tuesday record.
“No mail no workie” if it’s up to Jimmy!
Enjoy the day off postal workers!
Hope your Greenland dreams come true maga.
Trump’s Benjamin Button brain.
Are they going to impeach Trump for 25th Amendment?
Trump and Greenland talk.
Jimmy went golfing with Oliver on MLK day. They got paired with a couple vape sharing duds. Also cigarettes?!
Jimmy has a new car and got a call from the dealership asking if he wants a new car.
10 – Steve Jobs found a loophole in California law which allows cars less than six months old to be driven without license plates. He made an arrangement to lease an identical new Mercedes every six months so he would never have to put license plates on it.
Jimmy not pleased with IOS26 so far.
Segue to 20th Anniversary Spectacular!
Might be sold out already!
It will be live streamed!
20 – Jimmy gives us some new tour dates!
25 – Jimmy talks about the time Danielle’s new car was infested with ants.
Is Matt Rife the nicest guy in the world?
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/raccoons-are-showing-early-signs-of-domestication/
40 – Good day for a taste test?
Alison Rosen is here!
We’ll be back!
43m50s – We’re back!
The double deuce! Jose Valentin!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/José_Valent%C3%ADn
Talking Alison’s husband!
45 – Danielle was just recently on Alison’s show!
Why don’t we remember anything that happens on the shows we do!?
Jimmy wonders why Alison is wearing her headphones askew. She feels more tethered to the room that way.
Joe Kwaczala was on the show with Danielle!
Talking Pauls. Jake Paul, Josh Paul, Logan Paul, Paul Gilmartin.
50 – Alison talks about her son slamming the door shut in Danielle’s face (for humor).
Why does Oliver hate Alison?! Jimmy blames her work with Adam Corolla.
Alison’s husband is on the hunt for a signature scent.
Talking Colognes!
Matt has a Croc addiction.
60 – Alison talks about the video saying to call all the men in your life “big dawg.”
Bring down your walls Tony!
Alison has some potentially bull shit golden globes info.
Call Her Daddy (Alex Cooper) Radio talk.
Conan has a lot of friends.
1h10m – WaterWipes primarily contain 99.9% purified water and a drop of fruit extract (like Grapefruit Seed Extract) for preservation and skin conditioning, with some newer formulas adding Aloe Vera; they aim to be free from harsh chemicals, artificial fragrances, parabens, sulfates, and dyes, though older or different product lines might contain trace amounts of preservatives like Benzalkonium Chloride for efficacy, making them gentle for sensitive skin.
Hollywood Parties talk!

1h15m – Eliot’s iced!
Talking Queen!
https://blog.omnicheer.com/post/types-of-cheerleading-school-all-star-and-professional-cheerleading/
Lots of talk about Alison’s alma mater.

1h30m – Trivia time!
Name TWO of something this time!
Full results at the end!
Richard Gere talk.
His current wife: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alejandra_Silva
Nikki’s book!
https://www.amazon.com/Collateral-Stardust-Nikki-Nash/dp/196057342X/
1h35m – We gotta response from Alison’s friend! She says Sea Kings!
We’ll be back!
1h39m10s – We’re back!
We will not be doing a taste test after all.
Jimmy resets!
1h40m – Round the horn!
We’ll do a test next time! But we give Alison some info on what has come in the past.
Prawn Chip!
One Battle After Another! Sinners! Mary Supreme! Toxic Avenger!
The power went out at Jimmy’s house so they all went to see The Secret Agent.
It was out until 6am the next morning.
1h45m – SNL Talk!
“Speaking of Very Funny, Eliot Hochberg! Let’s see if he knows anyone that’s very funny.” – Jimmy
What’s eliot’s problem? She answered earnestly about Eliot’s impatience.
Matt suggests Alison’s husband try Messi’s cologne. Charlie got it as a gift and it’s not bad!
2h – We’re done!
Always a joy!
Trivia Results:
Category: SNL Hosts
Question: Since 1999, 4 women have served as both host and musical guest. Name two of the 4 women who have performed double duty on SNL.
Garon: Taylor Swift & Ariana Grande (17 pts) Preguess: Tom Hanks / Alec Baldwin
Eliot: Ariana Grande & Jennifer Lopez (22 pts) Preguess: Chris Rock & Bill Burr
Matt: Ariana Grande & Billie Eilish (9 pts) Preguess: Tom Hanks & Candace Bergen
Alison Rosen: Miley Cyrus & Madonna (3 pts) Preguess: Alec Baldwin & Steve Martin
Jimmy: Ariana Grande & Sabrina Carpenter (24 pts) Preguess: Buck Henry & Dice Clay
Answers: Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez, Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga
No winner! But Alison takes $5!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole







