3705 – Getting raptured with Danielle Koenig

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

@DanielleBKoenig

@PodHowToSurvive

00 Hello! Welcome in! The nickel!

Jimmy’s on some meds for a suspected Throat Infection that might not be that after all.

It’s Tuesday! Blazing hot.

Good news though? We will have a guest. We know she is here local.

Botany 5k!?

Matt pressured his dad into getting an Audi station wagon. He ended up hating it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deer_horn

Jimmy talks about forcing his mom to get a couch love seat combo when she needed one for a holiday because it’s cheaper and getting it home it looked hideous. She was livid He felt terrible.

Jimmy talks about furnishing his mom’s new LA Apartment.

10 – Racket from Nyquil packs and tin foil shoes!

Three morons dictating medicine.

Jimmy Kimmel returns tonight!

What’s he gonna say?!

Matt and Jimmy talk about the comments from other comedians.

20 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Brogan

Jimmy tells his Jimmy Brogan/Jimmy Breslin on Carson story.

Do we like Jimmy Fallon? Is he nice?

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/political-commentary/trump-attack-political-satire-kimmel-colbert-1235431290/

25 – Politics has no business in Comedy?!

Nonsense.

Jimmy and Matt talk about the show and what we have turned into.

30 – Fax talk!

Numbing gel for Botox!

35 – Im back for Jizz talk!

Mail!

Bruce Calver sent us something!

40 – Simon Gibson!!

Bruce sent us wands!

Thanks Bruce!!

45 – Jimmy’s on Mark Maron this week! Go listen!

We’ll be right back with an Exciting celebrity sighting!

49m6s – We’re back!

Let’s go nickel!

Two Chirping Hens and a Queer!

50 – Garon puppet?!

Eating snacks on a podcast!

Celebrity sighting!

Talking The Rapture!

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/us/rapture-tiktok-sept-23.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture

https://www.saltiegirl.com

Jeremy Piven – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15300212/?ref_=nm_flmg_job_1_cdt_c_2

The Performance!

https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-features/jeremy-piven-hollywood-comeback-sexual-misconduct-accusers-want-answers-sweetwater-gma-1234703996/

Cupid! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0168326/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_1_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_cupid

Paula Marshall not Carla Guigano!

Talking about the Cinemark loyalty commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0A2I7eakTQ

1h20m – Jeff Goldblum!!

Taste test!

1h30m – Matt and Jimmy say Apple Pie.

Danielle says Churro.

Eliot says Golden Oreo.

Trivia! Full results below!

We’ll be right back!

1h40m3s – We’re back!

Round the horn!

Lilith Fair: Building a Mystery – The Untold Story!

https://skims.com/pages/store-locator

1h45m – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matzah_brei

1h50m – https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Don_the_Con

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Schnatter

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midwestern_United_States

Paul Gilmartin and his cigars!

2h – Danielle explains How To Survive for us! Go listen!

Check out Danielle’s comedic essays!

We’re done!

Bye!

Trivia Results:

Category: CEOs with a Heart

Question: After Rosa Parks was attacked in her apartment in 1984, what CEO from a midwest food company moved her to a safer part of town and covered her housing costs until her death in 2005.

Garon: Tyson (5 pts) Preguess: Bill Gates

Eliot: Papa Johns (9 pts) Preguess: Orville Redenbocker

Matt: KFC (15 pts) Preguess: Warren Buffet

Danielle Koenig: Perdue (17 pts) Preguess: Ray Crock

Jimmy: General Mills (8 pts) Preguess: Bill Gates

Answer: Little Caesers

Garon wins $5!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole