36W – Asking for forgiveness with Auggie Smith
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In studio notes by Zoe Belknap
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
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00 – Thank you to subscribers.
Jimmy had a 7:30am doctor’s appointment at USC
Zoe’s here/Garon’s gone, Catbird seat.
Galactic Snacks.
Jimmy and Paul Boyev (?) cold gas station in Chicago wearing panty hoes, spanks.
Baseball trades cubs and white sox.
Notifications and popups are annoying
Louis Robert, first names as last names.
10 – Jimmy takes a call from his doctor
Bruce Smith birthday call, Jimmy’s birthday Monday
Jimmy stomach problems around his birthday
Matt’s birthday, red white and blue Howard shoes
Krispee Kreme donuts and cheesecake bites
Someone opening for Van Halen (Black?)
Jimmy talking about Pink Floyd concert, setlist forum being racist
20 – People being against listening to music because Black people sing it
Rodger Waters is racist.
Jimmy goes to Target and gets lightheaded
Caitlyn Clark rookie card goes for $600,000
Talking about baseball cards.
25 – Earthquake today
People concerned about the tsunami
Hawaii affects and people stuck from cruises in Hawaii
Updates on baseball trades, none
Baseball/Soccer updates app, don’t want them
Skor chocolate bars
80s family feud fast money question about nut chocolate bars
Number 1 answer Almond Joy
Almond Joy lots of ads, on Peanuts specials
35 – More no news on baseball.
Donnie Baker sucks
Politics in comedy, pick a lane
Auggie never says Trump’s name, but kinda beats around this
Does satire in his set about public school
45 – Auggie has a 10 year old, 8 year old, and 4 year old. 54 years old.
What you expect on birthdays, Auggie prefers Father’s Day.
Ice cream cake, mint chocolate chips.
Change of tune on Father’s Day, change of tune on Trump.
Pirates fan, baseball talk
50 – White Sox movie thing, cast of 8 men out
Trying to guess pitcher with ERA something idek
Glen Gary Glen Ross how people talk
55 – Auggie grew up in Montana, no baseball team.
Grew up a Red Sox fan, Jim Rice is cool
Pirates lose for 20 years
Jimmy story about baseball, “you don’t bench bobby”
This is the big cat, paul handed him the phone
All these baseball people call Jimmy
60 – Mark Dewey, Steve, baseball talk
Jimmy’s fantasy team, Glen Allen Hill
Guy gets injured, even my hair hurt
Bald
1h5m – Red sox win, likes it better rooting for a team that doesn’t win
Auggie is attracted to losers
Matt has a Pirates story about Bobby from spring training
Might
1h10m – Obscure names, Polish people in baseball
Got his start in Portland
Telling stories about comedians and like a bit
1h15m – This guy like loses it, Bill Hicks
Bill Hicks like sabatoges himself, creative genius
Brody Stevens stories, great memory sweet guy funny
1h20m – Brody car ride of nonsense
Brody makes him apologize to McDonalds employee
“Retribution! Forgiveness!”
1h25m – Updates on baseball
Mark Wild, Cheers finale lookalike contest
Norm! Random guy wins and beats Mark Wild
Gary Laser, Paul Frisbee
Auggie in the 90s, drinking but got stuff done
1h35m – Kids with special needs, 10 Asperger’s 8 fine 4 autism
Doesn’t go out of time
Chatterbox West Covina
Driver takes him to West Covina, Jimmy hates getting a driver
Talking about his autistic kid
Jimmy talks about his OCD, talking about how things are on a spectrum
Glasses
Jimmy Dore, funny headshots. Smoking in front of a no smoking sign
1h45m Calling Garon, Some Like It Hot 3 word review
Erewhon, $5 milkshakes
Waterworld
1h50m Auggie likes musicals
Back to the Future musical sucks
Hewie Newton and the Loo’s
Comics need more leashes
White Sox shorts
Donuts, Matt’s birthday
Universal passholders, characters signing things at Universal
2h Brooklyn couple yelling at Universal
Auggie spills mason jar water
Transformer improvisor guy
Elliot sleep schedule, apartment building story boring
Jimmy loves Planet of the Apes
2h10m
Zoe wins
Matt has to buy Zoe a milkshake
Jujubee
Talking about candy
Public school
Letter Game Guesses:
Zoe: War of the Worlds
Garon: Waterworld
Eliot: War for the Planet of the Apes
Auggie Smith: Wolf
Matt: The Witch
Jimmy’s Five:
5) The Witch
4) Wickerman
3) When a Stranger Calls
2) The Wolfman
1) War of the Worlds
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole
Zoe!!!
