36P – Reading the cards with Jillian Bell
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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
@jillianbell
00 Hello!
36P!
Pardo! Podcast! Pee Tape?
Scratch that whiz itch!
The sesame street “P” bounce!
Jimmy talks about the late night muppets game show that he auditioned for. Larry Miller ended up getting it.
What muppet are we?!
Garon (me) definitely a Scooter.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Muppet_Show
Jimmy and Matt talk their youth not being fans of the muppets.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Muppet_Show:_Sex_and_Violence
10 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avenue_Q
Is Larry Miller a muppet?! Jimmy’s saying it!
15 – Matt, Jimmy, and Eliot don’t want sex in their movies.
Jimmy talks necessary sex scenes like Blue Valentine and Unfaithful.
20 – We have to address Brian Wilson and the NNF Curse.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/11/arts/music/brian-wilson-dead.html
Little Deuce Coup can still sick Jimmy’s dick.
25 – Talking “performative grieving” for celebrities.
I go get our guest!
Jimmy is telling his bobby slayton story.
30 – Jimmy talks about a bully using his retractable keys to hit people in the balls. He was a club owner.
It’s all sexual harassment!
Jillian Bell is here!
Will someone win $5?
Plenty of galactic snacks to get through!
People miss the chewing?!
Eliot talks Muckbangs.
We’ll be right back!
37m18m – We’re back!
Jillian Bell is here! Tight schedule! In and out!
https://theavragroup.com/avra-beverly-hills
Jillian Vs Jimmy, prescription battle!
Jimmy and Jillian both take 4 pills daily.
40 – Jillian loves the valley!
Slow down Fortune! Enjoy some relaxation time.
Jillian’s not a coffee person but she’ll go crazy at the coffee shop and have a muffin or a croissant.
Jillian is a fan of delights and tarot!
How do psychics afford rent?!
45 – Summer of 69 on Hulu! Jillian directed!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summer_of_69_(film)
50 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candy_Cane_Lane_(film)
2025 probably not the best year for a wedding.
Let’s make 2026 a great year!
Will Jillian get Matthew Patrick Davis for her wedding?! The Mother from barbarian?!
Jillian’s from Vegas but they’re gonna do the wedding here!
60 – Jimmy talks Oliver’s graduation!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slipping_Through_My_Fingers
1h5m – We’re talking crying!
Jillian shares a story about her older dog who doesn’t really do stairs anymore, taking the stairs to go visit his aunt and uncle who recently moved out.
“it’s okay! These are big emotions.” – Jillian
There are five seasons of Breaking Bad. Jillian just started it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breaking_Bad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coenzyme_Q10
1h15m – Jimmy asks about Jillian’s dad.
Her brother-in-law is probably gonna walk her down the aisle.
Get Mother in her dad’s hat!
Jillian loves horror!
Jillian’s favorite movie is Clue!
She shares a Christmas list that got her in a little trouble in school that included Misery, Silence of the Lambs, the sharpest knife in the world.
1h20m – Taste test, Mail, more answers, when we get back!
1h23m31s – We’re back!
Jillian had a lunch to get to!
1h25m – Taste test courtesy of Galactic Snacks!
Hershey’s Cotton Candy!
Scooter throws!
Eliot’s got some more for us to taste!
Loaded Oreos!
1h40m – talking target and items behind locked doors.
Talking Dollar Stores!
“I think you need the soap in there too bud.” – Jimmy to Eliot
Talking teeth!
Some mail!!
Postcards!
Hillary sent us a oreo shaped letter and suggests Jimmy and fam watch taskmaster!
2h – Thanks Hillary!
2 more mails!
Some cards from Jennifer!
Jimmy knew a few people from the cards.
Thank you Jennifer!
One more piece of mail!
Kellie!
It’s some local sports team stuff!
2h15m – Thanks Kellie!
The mail WAS here!
Let’s go around the horn!
The fans!
Full Letter Game results below!
See you next time!
Letter Game:
Eliot: Poltergeist
Jillian: Predator
Matt: Psycho
Jimmy: Pet Semetary
Garon’s 5:
5) Pacific Rim
4) Paranormal Activity
3) Puppet Master
2) Poltergeist
1) Phantasm
NO WINNER!
My pleasure,
Garon/Scooter/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole
