3505 – Being of service with Jimmy and the boys
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00 Hello! Indeed!
The nickel!
We had a week off! A Vacation! A lot to discuss and two sickos!
Media collection for sale?!
Eliot’s a little under the weather and in a mask.
Feel better!
We’re gonna get fauci!
Talking about Trump’s painting that he’s mad at.
We were on vacation for Matt and fam to go on vacation back east.
Unfortunately, that did not happen.
10 – Matt shares what happened at his soccer game. He got checked by a player he was tracking and hit the grown, breaking his collar bone.
Talking razors. Jimmy gave an electric one a shot.
Matt can’t shave or drive!
20 – Matt talks more about his dealing with life with one arm.
Should he get a shave from a barber?
His injury has given Matt permission to binge television so he watched all of Bad Monkey.
30 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Monkey_(TV_series)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Hiaasen
Matt does indeed regret playing soccer on that fateful Sunday!
Jimmy wouldn’t have even been on the field if he was going on a vacation.
35 – Talking canceling the trip and how it’ll all work out.
Is Matt done with the pitch?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_R._Murrow
https://www.vulture.com/article/donald-trump-hamilton-kennedy-center.html
The Floor!
Rob Lowe’s zipper gate.
50 – Get us a star on the walk of fame!
Talking Pop Culture Jeopardy!
Pitch Meeting Guy!
https://www.youtube.com/@PitchMeetings
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selena
55 – Shifting gears! Oliver was the auctioneer at the NNF Baseball League! Mike from Canada joined!
Jimmy gives us the details about the draft and what went down.
The league had a second email to get to know each other that they left Jimmy off out of respect for his time.
If you win 2 years in a row you buy pizza!
60 – Jimmy goes through the fantasy baseball names from this years league.
Tim – Peter Cetera’s Bauhaus Shirt
David Goddard – The Blue Guys
Paul – Count Don’t Count
Mike Dixon – The High End Seas
Why is a stand up comedy class a bad idea? It’s not! Go learn!
Jimmy – Wind Blown Gators
Ben – Well-Groomed Beards
Jake – Citrus?
Keith “red” Watson – Red. Standard Spelling
Stephen Johnson – Masters of Crowdwork
Kevin – I’m the Hop
Tony Haggerty – Bat out of Heliot
Amanda – Post Malone Orioles
No guest today because Eliot is under the weather.
Tony sent over some ChatGPT team name suggestions.
None of the names are accurate enough.
1h10m – Jimmy talks about his book deal that fell through because they wanted a book about farts (paraphrase).
Jimmy ultimately doesn’t have a good team but he likes all his players!
1h15m – Will Jimmy win this season? He doesn’t think so.
Eliot is curious about trading rules.
We’ll be right back!
1h20m25s – We’re back!
3605!
“Let’s go nickel!” Pete Schwaba making fun of Jimmy.
Jimmy updates us on his Jury Duty experience!
Juror #2 = Jimmy Pardo
Jimmy got big laughs in the court room!
1h30m – Once Jimmy got his Joe Rogan laugh…he was on.
No case specifics but Jimmy’s giving us as much as he can give us.
It would have been a week long trial just about!
1h40m – Jimmy continues his Jury Duty story! He had to come back Thursday and Friday while they kept seating jurors!
Judge Wapner is dead – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Wapner
To Jimmy’s shock, he was cut on Friday at the wire. His totally shocked.
“I wanna make this clear, I am fascinated by this!” – Jimmy on his way out the door.
1h45m – Jimmy needs to know why he was cut loose!
1h55m – Jury duty done for a year!
Some Mail! It might be perishable!
2h – Kyle Ryan sent us some Japanese or Korean Oreos!
They’re all gross!
Thanks Kyle!
2h10m – Gaga Cookies are shipping! Jimmy’s displeased with the time its taking to get them.
Jimmy’s changing his team to Memorable Jurors.
Oliver’s Trivia!
We’ll be right back!
2h20m – We’re back!
I had a celeb sighting but Jimmy knows what it is.
Trivia results down below!
2h25m – We’re done! Thank you!
Feel better, Eliot and Matt!
Bye!
Trivia Results:
Category: History
Question: In an effort to entice citizens to appear more civilized, Peter The Great enacted a tax on these that you had to pay if you wanted to keep them.
Garon: Slaves (7 pts)
Eliot: Beards (6 pts)
Matt: Mustache/Beards (15 pts)
Jimmy: Dogs (15 pts)
Anxwer: Beards!
Eliot and Matt correct!
Matt wins!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole
