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Find the show at NeverNotFunny.com In studio notes by Garon Cockrell Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher @JoshGondelman JoshGondelman.com 00 Hello! Welcome in! Beautiful day outside! Big beautiful bill! Jimmy’s been up since 630am for an MRI. Eliot has questions about Jimmy’s MRI. Jimmy talks about the final Black Sabbath concert event. https://variety.com/2025/music/news/black-sabbath-setlist-reunion-ozzy-osbourne-final-concert-1236447809/ Teen drummer Jimmy mentioned: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoyoka_Soma 10 […]

Find the show at NeverNotFunny.com In studio notes by Garon Cockrell Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher @CathyLadman https://www.cathyladman.com 00 Hello! Welcome in! 36 SSSSSSSSSS. Stay calm and coiled! Same day record! Double shift for Oliver today. Jimmy’s Rocky IV plans canceled! Talking tickets for ball games! One Piece fan Night on Thursday! They’re giving away a hat apparently. […]

Find the show at NeverNotFunny.com In studio notes by Garon Cockrell Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher @TaylorDawesGoldsmith DawesTheBand.com 00 Hello! 3619! Final Day of June! It’s hottttttttt. Jimmy left a half full coke zero in the car on accident. Big piece of mail to get to! Jimmy and Matt went to see Joe Kwaczala’s movie! And some friend’s […]

Find the show at NeverNotFunny.com In studio notes by Garon Cockrell Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher @ThatMattKnudsen MattKnudsen.com https://www.comedydynamics.com/catalog/matt-knudsen-the-one-man-variety-show/ 00 We Are Live!!! Indeed welcome in! 36R! Jimmy talks about Game Night! We did Bingo instead of Quiplash this time. Congrats Abe! Your package is about to be mailed out! Prior to bingo on Tuesday, Jimmy went on […]

Find the show at NeverNotFunny.com In studio notes by Garon Cockrell Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher @NeverNotFunny.bsky.social @JimmyPardo.bsky.social @MattBelknap.bsky.social @EliotHochberg.bsky.social @MyNameIsGaron.bsky.social NeverNotFunny.com ASTRecords.com FictionalBrands.net Twitch.tv/MyNameIsGaron 00 Fun bonus time! Indeed! Bonus! Welcome in! It’s all a blur! We just kicked the magician out! Why didn’t Eliot go into Magic?! Talking learning skills and practicing. Hacks talk! Spoilers !! […]

Find the show at NeverNotFunny.com In studio notes by Garon Cockrell Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher @JustinWillman JustinWillman.com 00 Hello! Welcome to the show! Iran is striking back! Get a vasectomy maybe? Get the kids into school in case the draft starts again. Jimmy says Eliot is better than “sportsball.” Take the compliment and shut the fuck up! […]

Find the show at NeverNotFunny.com In studio notes by Garon Cockrell Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher 00 36Q! Pardomizer for C! All conspiracy all the time! Garon’s nuts! Do some curls? Matt talks about Seth Myers garbage time segment https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sports_Show_with_Norm_Macdonald Talking comedians and covers of jokes. 10 – Talking TikTok and DJs Apparently this happened 5 years ago […]

Find the show at NeverNotFunny.com In studio notes by Garon Cockrell Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher @leah_ruddick LeahRuddick.com 00 Hello welcome in! 3617! Mel Tillis! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel_Tillis “Tillis had a speech impediment that dated back to his childhood. “I stuttered so bad, and I couldn’t hardly talk at all in those days, but I could sing,” he told an […]

Find the show at NeverNotFunny.com In studio notes by Garon Cockrell Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher @jillianbell 00 Hello! 36P! Pardo! Podcast! Pee Tape? Scratch that whiz itch! The sesame street “P” bounce! Jimmy talks about the late night muppets game show that he auditioned for. Larry Miller ended up getting it. What muppet are we?! Garon (me) […]

Find the show at NeverNotFunny.com In studio notes by Garon Cockrell Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher @chelseycrisp 00 Hello! Welcome in! It’s the muted button again! Jimmy talks about Oliver’s graduation which is LATER TODAY! The whole family is gonna be there! Jimmy expects to be dehydrated by 7pm. The ceremony starts at 5. Give the guys bunk […]

Find the show at NeverNotFunny.com In studio notes by Garon Cockrell Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher @instacais https://www.bpdoingherbest.com 36O – The Omen 00 36 O o o O reily! WTF is closing up shop, but NNF is still going strong! Until Jimmy dies probably. Death is always on the table! Nate Silver can catch the same wood chipper […]

Find the show at NeverNotFunny.com In studio notes by Garon Cockrell Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher @TomClarkComedy www.tomclark.com 00 Hello! Welcome in to 3615! Beautiful day in the neighborhood! – A Great Guy Haircut weekend this past weekend apparently. Jimmy and Garon (me). Let Jimmy speak! Sit and Zip! Eliot gets lots of business from Jimmy. There are […]

Find the show at NeverNotFunny.com In studio notes by Garon Cockrell Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher @NeverNotFunny.bsky.social @JimmyPardo.bsky.social @MattBelknap.bsky.social @EliotHochberg.bsky.social @MyNameIsGaron.bsky.social NeverNotFunny.com ASTRecords.com FictionalBrands.net Twitch.tv/MyNameIsGaron 00 Hello! 36N! We’re trying accents. Jimmy does his old roommate Kirk: “Come on, Jim!” Jimmy may or may not attend the AAMDA Farewell Party. Will Chelsea Crisp be the big name at […]

Find the show at NeverNotFunny.com In studio notes by Garon Cockrell Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher @kristineakimmel @podhowtosurvive https://www.patreon.com/podcasthowtosurvive 00 Hello! Jimmy teaches us about months and days! After Caesar’s death, the 5th month was renamed July in his honor. Augustus Caesar, his successor, later had the month following July named after him as August. To avoid being […]

Find the show at NeverNotFunny.com In studio notes by Garon Cockrell Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher @witow 00 Hello! 36M! Mm mm mmm mm mm mm mmm mm mmmmmmm https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crash_Test_Dummies Ultrasound started in 97 and are from London. Jimmy was “close” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultrasound_(band) 5 – talking maps! Jimmy talks his plans for later on including a Simple Minds concert […]

Find the show at NeverNotFunny.com In studio notes by Garon Cockrell Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher @NeverNotFunny.bsky.social @JimmyPardo.bsky.social @MattBelknap.bsky.social @EliotHochberg.bsky.social @MyNameIsGaron.bsky.social NeverNotFunny.com ASTRecords.com FictionalBrands.net Twitch.tv/MyNameIsGaron 0 – Welcome in! Bonus episode for May! Sock talk! Vance Gilbert has announced he has cancer on his tonsil. GoFundVance.com! https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer/head-neck-cancer/tonsil/treatment Beanboozled jelly beans! We’re trying some. Matt out of the gate […]

Find the show at NeverNotFunny.com In studio notes by Garon Cockrell Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher @GregWarren GregWarrenComedy.com 00 Hello! Jimmy’s talking atmospheres and meteorologists. Why is this random Jimmy Webb (written) song in Jimmy’s head? https://abc7ny.com/post/mexican-navy-ship-hits-brooklyn-bridge-emergency-response-training-boat-nyc/16453075/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Brooklyn_Bridge_(band) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worst_That_Could_Happen https://www.politico.eu/article/donald-trump-bruce-springsteen-kamala-harris-celebrity-endorsements/ 10 – https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-ai/ https://www.yahoo.com/news/deeply-fascist-people-floored-banner-210913170.html https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-military-parade-birthday-45-million-dollars/ the trump immunity decision was 6-3. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_v._United_States https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain_Prize_for_American_Humor Johnny Carson passed in 2005 […]

Find the show at NeverNotFunny.com In studio notes by Garon Cockrell Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher @NeverNotFunny.bsky.social @JimmyPardo.bsky.social @MattBelknap.bsky.social @EliotHochberg.bsky.social @MyNameIsGaron.bsky.social NeverNotFunny.com ASTRecords.com FictionalBrands.net Twitch.tv/MyNameIsGaron 00 Hello! Back in the studio! You sick the people you love! White sox vs Cubs game today that Jimmy wishes he was watching. Jimmy wonders if there is a “Crosstown Classic” for […]

Find the show at NeverNotFunny.com In studio notes by Garon Cockrell Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher @NeverNotFunny.bsky.social @JimmyPardo.bsky.social @MattBelknap.bsky.social @EliotHochberg.bsky.social @MyNameIsGaron.bsky.social NeverNotFunny.com ASTRecords.com FictionalBrands.net Twitch.tv/MyNameIsGaron 00 Welcome in! 3612! We’re on Zoom! Someone gave Jimmy covid! 3rd time! Late Friday he started getting symptoms but thought he was allergic to the pillow. Pillow Sleeves?! Calling vinyl “wax” is […]

Find the show at NeverNotFunny.com In studio notes by Garon Cockrell Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher @AlisonRosen.bsky.social http://Linktr.ee/alisonrosen 00 Damn that beep! Welcome back! Hello! Welcome back Kotter! I guess it’s not funny anymore? Welcome Back Kotter lives on in poker games. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welcome_Back,_Kotter Shave and a haircut, Belknap! Matt talks about his shoulder and physical therapy. Jimmy hates […]