408 with Pat Francis – Terse Emails, Nana’s Monkey, and Andrew’s Movie with Gary Busey

  Note: This is Part 1 of what I call The Fighty Trilogy. The other episodes are 514 and 523. (CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE THIS EPISODE) Intro Jimmy is comfortable in a hoodie Jimmy was stuck in festival-style traffic Pat wants to know where the bottowneck of traffic was Discussing Pat as The Third Chair Lots of Hardee’s, Hardy Boys, hand job, hand […]

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1002 – Dave Holmes

  PARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE Intro Lotsa aughts Jimmy’s furrow-browed self-conciousness Matt’s new nickname, but only behind the scenes Early appearance of Dice’s lady The Dead Eyes of Hochberg Did Robyn lip-synch on SNL? Jimmy’s attendence of gay shows 5:00 What Jimmy does in bed while Danielle is asleep Jimmy’s weather and traffic update When the Rain Becomes […]

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1001 – Harland Williams

  PARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE Intro Starting season 10 with a clunker, despite Jimmy’s brand-spankin’-new gold microphone Chilly last night. Hot tamale? Matt is totally on board with the Santa/Christmas situation Kids are having Christmas ruined because they find out on the internet that S**** C**** is not r*** When is Eliot going to drop INDHD.com? 5:00 Everyone […]

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Another Special Episode of Never Not Notes: Jimmy and The Nerdist

Those Never Not Funny guys just can’t take a week off can they? During the one-week hiatus between seasons, Matt guested on Jordan, Jesse, Go! (see previous post) and Jimmy showed up on Chris Hardwick’s poplar podcast The Nerdist. So, since they didn’t take a week off, neither did I. I covered Matt’s JJGO! appearance, so to avoid jealousy and […]

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And Now… A Very Special Episode of Never Not Notes…

This Very Special Episode will not make you squirm (like the Very Special Episodes of Diff’rent Strokes, Blossom, or Growing Pains) because this Very Special Episode has hardly anything to do with pedophilia, hitchhiking, kidnapping, epileptic seizures, bigotry, bullies, racism, bulimia, drunk driving or drug abuse. No this Very Special Episode is Very Special because it shouldn’t be called Never Not […]

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Special Notes: Jordan Jesse Go with Matt Belknap

Jordan Jesse Go Episode 202: Hot-To-Trot with Matt Belknap Intro A beautiful evening at Chez Thorn Just short of a chalet Matt’s first visit to the “new crib” Deconstructing Jesse’s digs Jordan dropped trou for donations on the first Pardcast-a-thon “I love you, Dewey Cox” Let’s all talk about Jordan’s dick Pardcast-a-thon money raised: almost $35,000, now over $40,000 Click […]

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926 – Paul F. Tompkins

  Intro Jimmy is standing, Dan is absent, possibly on safari Balcony lovebirds are here again Matt once again trumped by Oprah Return of the Kong Cam Jimmy is wearing the green striped shirt that’s in the video intro Who doesn’t want a Wayans shirt? Jimmy’s generosity knows bounds: $19 5:00 Silent Paul won’t speak until introduced First-guest controversy ends […]

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Remembering Pardcastathon 2011

Pardcastathon 2011 is now but a memory of good times and a good cause: approximately $35,000 raised for Smile Train. This is the first year I was not able to attend in person. Despite Pat Francis trying to spread the rumor that this is because of my recent status as married man, it’s really because I have travelled way more […]

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Funky new look!

In celebration of Pardcastathon 2011, and the imminent beginning of Season 10, Never Not Notes has been funkified with this new colorful look. It required a lot of careful hand-coding, graphics editing, and meticulous bug-fixing… on the part of whomever made the WordPress theme. On my part, it just took clicking a link and adding the header graphic. But don’t […]

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925 – Mike Schmidt

  Released 11/21/11 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro Penultimate episode Get your finances in order Jimmy accidentally drove to Sacremento Political Corner with Jimmy More than you need to know about Wham vs. George Michael How Jimmy likes his cobb salad (get your Christmas presents ready!) Avacado Grill: closed, so we can’t get sued 5:00 Mike has to […]

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924 – Scott Aukerman

  Intro Nazisssssssssss!!!! You already know everything about the episode, so why is Jimmy introducing it? Relax, Triumph is probably not touring Jimmy’s favorite newspaper: The Daylight Savings TImes Gabors and Goulets Jimmy wants a Robert Goulet pin Jimmy changes his underwear in his car, risking jail 5:00 Jimmy is not helping his criminal defense Sex offender laws Jimmy probably […]

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Episode 511 – Todd Glass

In exclusive format (which is used when I can’t take note of episode times) Released June 23, 2009 Jimmy Jam – Flavor Flav’s cousin? Andrew Koenig seems like someone who would be open to taking an herb instead of Robitussin Generic vs. brand names Fluff Fuck ‘n’ Fold “I’ll take care of this with CASH!” Shopping Mall massages and teeth […]

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923 – Gary Lucy

  Released 11/07/11 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro Starting with a start! Jimmy’s goal: no eye contact, just camera contact Jimmy bails, Matt is disappointed A whole lotta Zep Jimmy needs some jokes Black Dog Daphne’s Subpar Pizza Hairway to Steven Mangia Matt’s Restaurant Rundown Why the Olive Garden hate? 5:00 Jimmy must have popping corn at the […]

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Episode 523 – Pat Francis

  Note: This is Part 3 of what I call The Fighty Trilogy. The other episodes are 514 and 408. Released September 16, 2009 Purchase this episode Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro Radio DJ Jimmy takes you around the table AK-47 is here Jimmy says Pat is Matt’s booking, and thinks that maybe Pat is here too often Good music […]

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922 – Pat Francis

Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: A trophy and an erection down low Sweater-talk, fucknut! Birthday hats: uncomfortable! Knotted little-girl hair: painful! ZZ Top’s Sharp Dressed Man 5:00 Pat’s pitch-perfect Sharp Dressed Man guitar riff Hector Salamanca Breaking Bad and Gilligan’s Island (you figure out the connection) Jimmy’s Eliot-insult surprised even himself Pardcast-a-thon: SOLD OUT! Here’s the Sharp Dressed […]

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