2820 – Giving it away with Scott Aukerman

Scott Aukerman

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher


00 – Welcome in!


Live stream yesterday! Plus and Primo levels.

Sweat Gutter!

Jimmy had a stationary bike set up for a bit and then just returned it.

Jimmy had a lot of amazon returns over the pandemic.

He talks about his shoes. He needed a 9 and can’t find one!

The Torin 5 IS available in Jimmy’s size for $150.

Temperature is going up!

5 – Matt talks about Zoe’s show on Friday.

They had 4 shows, Matt thinks 1 is plenty. Jimmy thinks 4 is the right number.

Matt talks about trying to get Charlie to watch Space Jam. It was an intense negotiation but he ended up loving it.

Back to Zoe’s show: It was all Andrew Lloyd Webber! Jimmy is upset he wasn’t invited.

“Somewhat talented to very talented” Right out of Jimmy’s act! Matt says you can bump down that somewhat.


Matt wants to see Evita now.

15 – None of us have seen the sequel to Phantom.

Hella Mega Tour! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hella_Mega_Tour

Pat Benatar vs Debbie Harry

20 – Jimmy and Danielle went out with two other couples, something that don’t usually do! He talks about it.

It was the first time Oliver was alone at night! He was gonna watch Pulp Fiction? He tripped and fell and somehow hurt himself.

They rushed home and took Oliver to the ER. Turns out he broke his arm! Right before summer!

Matt and Jimmy both broke their arms in 7-8th grade.

“Leathery hands turned to silk” – Garth Brooks?

25 – It was record time at the ER. Just over an hour.

LoL talk. Oliver is mad at his friends who use LOL when something isn’t funny.

30 – Meme talk and internet culture talk.

Lots of talk about NNF going back on the road. Probably 2022!

Talking Delta Variant.

Scott Aukerman is here!! He’s late but it’s a True Five.

35 – Oliver trivia coming up! Two questions!

Talking Oliver’s broken arm!

Talking critic note on final conan. “ended with 15 minutes of meandering thank yous”. Jimmy says, “fuck off.”

Ghost cuck!

We’ll be right back!

40 – We’re back!

Back in studio! Scott joined us in the parking lot but now he’s here and in the studio!

We’re in a box!

Hug talk!

45 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Cowlings

Who is AC Crowley?! No one knows but Jimmy’s got a song reference about it.

Jimmy went to a Dodger Game last night. Scott’s going in 10 days.

Jimmy went with Schmidt and saw a friend of the show at the game!

Who was it?!

Not Jon Hamm.

50 – Dennis Franz retired post NYPD Blue – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Franz

Matt Price!

Larry Clark (director) – https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0164187/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

Are there any good larrys?

55 – Scott makes reference to a joke from his podcast with Adam Scott, the one episode run of Red Hot Chili Pepper.

The Na’vi braid is called a Tswin.

“Why watch a shrug a second time?” – Jimmy



60 – Scott’s gonna guess the RHCP top 6.

1h5m – It’s time for trivia! Full results below! (Full results before!)

Scott talks about his old teacher who ate burgers top down.

Technically Judas Priest is the first band that Jimmy ever saw live! They opened for Kiss.

1h10m – Category: Breaking The Law
Question:.In 1755 BC the Hamarambe code introduced the code that if bartenders did what no-no they’d be executed.

No one seems to be comfortable with their answer,

I went to the movies! I saw F9.

Vin Diesel has Karaoke in all rooms of his house?

Lots of F9 talk.

1h20m – Jimmy wants to get rid of his bball hoop.

Fence talk!

Shark tank: Nobody wants Mr. Wonderful.


1h25m – Talking about Holy Moley!

My answer is drinking the bar’s supply.

Holy Moly cast on Wheel – https://meaww.com/celebrity-wheel-of-fortune-episode-3-spelling-error-dying-my-hair-cast-holey-moley-reunion

The guys are IN on going on Holy Moly.

We’ll be right back!

1h30m – Welcome back!

The Comedy Bang Bang World is busy!

How is Eliot drunk? HE was angry drunk once.

Nothing going on in Palms.

Eliot has a story about how his dad handled fencing.

Peter Hochberg talk! “pete” to a couple friends maybe.

Peter wanted a six foot fence which the neighborhood would not allow so he dug his entire lawn down so that he got the size he wanted.

1h35m – HOAs suck.
SAG projects!

Eliot’s guess is shorting drinks.

Matt says drinking the good stuff. Scott and Jimmy both say to include ice!

1h40m – The answer is: water down alcoholic beverages. Eliot wins?

Eliot refuses the win!

1h45m – We hear some more

Some more bets for the original question!

Creepy creatures


What monstrous creation first introduced in books by an author with MS is actually a vegetarian?

Frankenstein’s Monster is my guess!

We call Oliver!

Matt got the big V!

Jimmy and Scott discuss the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

1h55m – We all say Frankenstein’s Monster.

Oliver makes sure that we know that Dracula is one person. The others are vampires.

Scott brings up an article about Chicago that he didn’t send to Jimmy because he thought it’d make him upset.


Garon (me) wins both trivias!

2h – No Dairy Queen for Scott!

Jimmy asks if Scott is in the Podcast Hall of Fame.

Thanks Scott!

Trivia Results:

Category: Breaking The Law
Question:.In 1755 BC the Hamarambe code introduced the code that if bartenders did what no-no they’d be executed.

Garon: drinking the bar’s supply (3 pts)
Eliot: Shorting drinks (7 pts)
Matt: Drink the good stuff (5 pts)
Scott: Put Ice in it (9 pts)
Jimmy: Include Ice (19 pts)


My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth