901 – Dave Anthony
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1:40 Jimmy is coming right in your ears, Bogosian-style
2:20 Season 9 begins with a shoutout to Mario Degiorgio
3:30 It’s fake June and Jimmy loves memorial day
4:30 Jimmy’s working out his Veterans of Non-Foreign War bit
4:45 Montana is a fine state with many redeeming qualities, including being the home of NNF annex office
5:15 Fuck Purity Organic anyway!
5:45 Gorgeous weather
6:00 You Dropped a Bomb on Me
6:45 Shake Your Booty, Jimmy
7:00 Jack FM, the height of spontaneous hilarity
8:30 Rhymin’ Jimmy is anti-snark
9:20 A pitch-perfect and timely Johnny Cochrane imitation
9:50 Jimmy is tired of plugging INDHD.com
10:15 Purity Organic non-plug
10:30 Water is bad for you
11:00 Dan teaches Jimmy to HALT when agitated
12:30 When welcoming Dave, Jimmy is no Marc Maron
13:00 Be Dave’s facebook friend, unless you’re Aimee Mann
14:45 More Jack FM info
16:40 Dave calls in to Jack FM – “Jack FM? More like JERK FM!”
19:00 Other names for Jack FM
20:00 One-handed driving
23:00 16-year-old Dave couldn’t afford auto insurance
24:50 Pontiac FYE – YER – BIRD
25:45 Dave’s daddy issues are all worked out via podcasts
26:00 Dave co-hosts Walking the Room with Behrendt
26:30 Jimmy is coming out in 2012
27:00 Jimmy has blimped out by adding 4 pounds
28:00 Jimmy boxes in the pussyweight class
28:30 Dave would pay to see Jimmy fight his luggage while Matt has a stroke
30:00 Matt is trying to walk the room
30:45 More VFW talk
31:45 Jimmy’s actual weight-class
32:30 Dave ninjas a Stallone imitation into the show
33:40 Al Lubel talk
35:30 NNF needs a moniker for fans
37:30 Matt, the idea man
39:30 Bamboo suitcases and Constantinople
40:30 They Might Be Giants vs. Barenaked Ladies (winner fights the luggage gorilla)
41:30 What kind of music does Dave like, exactly?
43:00 Huey Lewis cuteness
44:00 Huey Lewis in underwear
46:15 Matt’s Peter Frampton talkbox guitar sound absolves him of all wrong
48:00 Pardo’s highway littering
49:30 Dave is in Jimmy’s top four
50:30 Even more VFW talk
52:00 Jimmy’s encycolpedic knowledge of Hamburger Hill
53:00 Huey Lewis Peter Framptom Lief Garrett Sean Cassidy
58:15 It’s pronounced LAFE!
59:30 Frampton Comes Alive!
60:00 Oliverism of the Day
61:00 Dave’s 2 year old is just not that smart
63:00 How to discipline your kid
63:45 BREAK (with a cameo by Jimmy!)
68:30 Jimmy has the same phone as Dave (and me) the Palm Pre
69:00 Jimmy’s baseball corner
73:00 Matt is not ashamed of getting hit in the nose with a baseball
74:30 Get out to the ball game, but avoid the gangs
76:15 Hey guys! Revisiting Matt’s Bruce imitation
77:00 Jimmy’s nurturing nature toward Oliver
77:30 Game of Thrones or Game of Thorns or Throne Birds or Thorn Birds
79:00 Dan is as helpful in ever in finding things on the internet
80:00 Another Purity Organic non-promo
81:00 Is Walking the Room too dirty for Jimmy?
81:20 So you jerked yourself off in a car? (Extra points for Matt!)
82:00 The Aristocrats!
83:00 Why no Pardo on Comedy Central roasts?
85:00 Jimmy’s wedding day roast
86:30 Huey Newton and the Lous!
89:00 Raphael Saadiq and Tony! Toni! Toné!
91:00 Oliver is anti-Benji
92:15 Lindsey Lohan’s Herbie boob-shrinkage
93:00 The Olsen twins turning 18
94:30 Shawnee Smith, Danielle Fishel, Winnie Cooper
95:00 Dave and Jimmy’s on-set altercation
96:30 Strong season 9 opening!
97:30 Anthony is no match for Behrendt!
AK-47 gone, not forgotten
BONUS: Dan Katz’s in-studio notes
0 – Ninth season opener. Jimmy’s coming in your ears. Plug for a new tee shirt. The guys talk about Memorial Day. No Purity Organic plug this episode.
5 – “Shake Your Booty” sucks. Jack FM sucks.
10 – Guest Dave Anthony leaves a Jack FM voicemail.
15 – You ever jerk off in a car?
20 – The guys talk about weight gain and weight loss.
25 – It would be bad if they let civil war guys into the VFW. Jimmy is a super feather weight if he was a boxer.
30 – Jimmy needs a nickname for the NNF fans.
35 – Matt defends a joke earlier that got shat on.
40 – Dave doesn’t like cutesy musicians. Dave tells an intense Huey Lewis story.
45 – Jimmy was driving, jerked off, jizzed on a Verve Pipe CD, tossed it out the window.
50 – Apparently, Huey Lewis has a huge penis and Peter Frampton has a small one.
55 – Dave mistakes Frampton for Lief Garrett. The guys talk about their kids. Jimmy’s son Oliver is a huge KISS fan.
BREAK
0 – Jimmy and Dave have the same phone. The guys talk a little baseball. Jimmy remembers when he almost became a pretend baseball manager.
5 – Dave talks about an awesome parole officer.
10 – The guys talk about Comedy Central roasts. What would Jimmy be like on one?
15 – Jimmy enjoyed his own roast.
20 – There are no Tonys in Tony Toni Tone.
25 – The guys try to figure if Dave Anthony was the best guest ever.
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