3019 – Stacking chips with Jason Benetti

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher



00 Hello!  3019!

You may have anywhere between 1 and 4 episodes a week depending on your level and the week.

We talk about the livestream! A successful experiment!

Archimedes screw!

Jimmy’s not quite 100% yet but sounds much better.

Talking Jimmy’s health.

He’s funnier than ever!

Bonnie Raitt – Something To Talk About lyrics.

Oliver joined Jimmy at the White Sox/Angels game.

Jimmy talks about cracking one of Oliver’s fingers playing Rock Paper Scissors.

10 – Jamie Bell is 5’7’’

“Hey Commish, shut the fuck up!” – Monologist Jimmy saw

Tom Hanks –

I was out of the room for a bit.

Back to eBay talk!

Jimmy loved the Elvis movie! Austin Butler is great and Tom Hanks is great as well.

Eliot joined late 1999.


40 – Jason Benetti is here!

Is Jimmy banned from the booth?!

Why does the bass player get to visit?!

Spinal Tap! https://www.amazon.com/This-Spinal-Tap-MGM-Blu-ray/dp/B00A2K7OVQ/ref=sr_1_4?crid=1TBRUOOX4BE2W&keywords=spinal+tap&qid=1656443455&sprefix=spinal+tap%2Caps%2C143&sr=8-4

45 – Talking Angels and White Sox.

Jason lyfts here! He gets those Delta miles.

Can Jason guess which president Garfield was?

Matt says 27

Eliot says 28

Jason 19

No pandemic down in the OC.

James Garfield was the 20th president!

Broccoli Cheddar is Jason’s favorite soup.

50 – Is the pandemic over everywhere?

We’ll be right back!

We’re back!

The On Air light is not working.

55 – Jimmy talks about the funniest thing Jason’s said this season Im Faux Hawk in many ways. (paraphrase)

Jason talks about how they did the game calling during the pandemic.

60 – Another chip for Jason!

Homewood Flossmoor High chat – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homewood-Flossmoor_High_School#Notable_alumni

Talking about how television handled hosts/guests with disabilities back in the day.

1h5m – Jason talks about his flights.

Eliot has a peacock impression in his quiver.

Peacocks wander around the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. They scare Jimmy everytime he goes there.

Matt thinks they’re sinister.

Trump Doc – https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/22/politics/trump-documentary-trailer-video-january-6-committee/index.html

1h10m – Would we read “What To Do At The Grave?”

Jason makes a light white sox reference.

Gordon Beckham – https://i.pinimg.com/originals/71/ed/41/71ed415cd0d2942a11b357f1b15792a4.jpg

Talking a couple big guests we almost had but had to cancel.

1h20m – Talking meat!

Meat contains iron, fat, and many other compounds. When light hits a slice of meat, it splits into colors like a rainbow. There are also various pigments in meat compounds which can give it an iridescent or greenish cast when exposed to heat and processing. Iridescent beef isn’t spoiled necessarily.


King Tut chart?

Matt: 13

Garon: 6

Jimmy: 7

Eliot: 2

Jason: 4


No winner!

1h25m – Step Brothers talk. #97 on Jimmy’s list of pandemic watches.

Talking favorite movies!

Usual Suspects is probably Jason’s #1.

Someone called Jason Keyser Soze when he was doing a fill in gig. He talks about it.

Beleaguered of Their Own? Jimmy’s next tour?

1h30m – Travel talk.

Jimmy talks his impressions. He can’t get his Denzel back.

Oliver does a spot on Elizabeth McGovern apparently.


Oliver is exactly 1 inch shorter than Jimmy.

Matt tries to save Eliot with a dad geyser joke.

Jimmy’s Chicago accent creeps in on certain words.

Chicago sayings. “something to do.” “Is it raining by you?”


1h45m – Jason is the “pac-man of delta miles.”

No dating for Jason at the time.

Jimmy tour and Jason dating double feature?

Marvin our security guard!

Category: Businesses & Brands

Question: What does Geico stand for?

1h50m – We’ll be right back!

We’re back!

Jimmy resets! He got a cortisone shot to keep his voice going. He doesn’t know how it works but it doesn’t go in the throat!

Round the horn for answers!

Jimmy’s gonna get a steroid commission.

New Go Fuck Your Guns designs!

My answer is General Insurance Company.

Can Jon Hamm get ANY Mercedes he wants?

1h55m – Jimmy and Matt both have Mercury. Jason wonders if Insurance talk is a weekly segment.

Eliot’s guess General Enterprise Insurance Corporation

Matt has the same as me.

Jason Great Eastern Insurance Company

Jimmy’s wonderful guess is Great Economic Insurance Cooperative Organization

Full results below!

2h5m –

Trivia Results:

Category: Businesses & Brands

Question: What does Geico stand for?

Garon: General Insurance Company (1 pts)

Eliot: General Enterprise Insurance Corporation (21 pts)

Matt: General Insurance Company  (7 pts)

Jason: Great Eastern Insurance Company (22 pts)

Jimmy: Great Economic Insurance Cooperative Organization

(21 pts)

Answer: Government Employees Insurance Company

Garon wins with the wager!

Ok bye! WAIT! A quick round of sevens.

Jimmy gives to Jason Benetti: 21 (TV Shows)

Thank you!


My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole