2806 – Giving it time with Paul Gilmartin

Paul Gilmartin

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

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00 2806! Jimmy got it!

We’re on vacation this week so but we wanted to put out an episode. We got Paul Gilmartin in! We haven’t had time off in a year!

It’ll be a break for the tech folks, Jimmy will be bored, I’ll be doing less than I normally do.

Jimmy’s got lots of fantasy drafts coming up.

He talks about the conan league and how they are going to schedule the draft.

Jimmy gets angry when Michael Jackson videos come up on the 8-s video channel on Pluto apparently.

10 – Rotator reliever? 

Taking ads!

20 – We’re back on Home Improvement talk!

We’ll be right back!

25 – We’re back with Paul Gilmartin! Our first Covid returnee?

Paul has embraced his bald head.

We’re talking hair!

Jimmy talks about the nurse compliments he got on his hair.

30 – Paul talks about dealing with arthritis and apparently his diet can affect it. He has to give up a LOT of stuff. He’s also playing hockey twice a week.

Paul talks about hockey masks and the coach of the Blackhawks.

35 – He called the coach 5 minutes before the game starts.

Talking surfing

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2020/9/brazilian-surfer-maya-gabeira-breaks-largest-wave-surfed-record-630505

Talking about Hawaii.

“Bro it ain’t meant to be.” – Surfer to Paul as he tried to get out to a wave.

40 – 591rock.com!

It’s the 10 year anniversary of Mental Illness Happy Hour! Jimmy wonders if Paul is gonna do another poll.

45 – “Your penis has a throat?” – Paul

Garon Cockrell as Pardo 2

Jimmy’s bleeding?!

We’ll be right back!

50 – We’re back! Jimmy’s shin was bleeding. He suspects he scratched off a scab.

One of Jimmy’s longest friends (he doesn’t like oldest) Paul Gilmartin!

Paul feels like his vaccine may be delayed because he’s young at heart.

Talking vaccines, back alley abortions, and twitter not being a place for comedy anymore.

Paul worries about the future of political satire.

55 – We hear the short version of the trivia song! AND the full version!

Trivia!

Category: Fun & Games
Question: Playing cards which originated in china were originally meant to represent days and years, Court cards = months, suits = seasons, what were the 13 cards per suit supposed to represent.

Full results below!

I’m betting 18!

60 – Matt talks about the person who landed the first 1080 on a skate ramp. He was 11!

Talking skateboarding as kids and learning. Eliot’s first experience was a splinter in his forehead.

1h5m – My answer is Lunar New Years animals, Matt’s is Chinese Zodiac (same thing), Paul’s guess is Animals, Jimmy goes Hours.

Jimmy has DQd Paul Gilmartin!

The answer is The lunar months in a year. We’re giving it to Eliot!

1h10m – Paul talks about his show and how people enjoy it.

Jimmy loves a survey!

1h15m – Talking Tattoos!

Did Charles Atlas shrug?

Ayn Rand talk.

The Shoetops!

We’re done!

See you next time!

Trivia Results:

Category: Fun & Games
Question: Playing cards which originated in china were originally meant to represent days and years, Court cards = months, suits = seasons, what were the 13 cards per suit supposed to represent.

Garon: The new year animals (18 pts)
Eliot: Moon Cycle (20 pts)
Matt: Chinese Zodiac (19 pts)
Paul: New Year Animals ( pts)
Jimmy: Hours (18 pts)

Lunar months. Eliot wins!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth