2712 – Putting the Cart before the Horse with Kulap Vilaysack
Kulap Vilaysack
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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
@Kulap
00 – Welcome in! 2712!
Happy sunny California los angeles morning!
Good news this weekend! Bad news this weekend! Unimportant news this weekend! We’ll talk all about it!
Jimmy’s drinking the correct Bryan bottle.
It’s a new day! Joe Biden era! Jimmy reviews the Hierarchy of the show.
Jimmy, big drop Matt, big drop Eliot, then somewhere else me.
Jimmy talks celebrating on Saturday!
Eliot has things shut off in ways we don’t want to know about.
Talking Trump and his family.
Michael Rapaport: https://twitter.com/MichaelRapaport/status/1324144728472842242?s=20
Trump is officially irrelevant to us.
10 – Matt thinks we need to converse with trump supporters. TO understand them.
Jimmy talks about the final episode of Seduced the NXIVM doc on Starz.
15 – Trump’s admin and followers ARE a cult.
Jimmy has a joke and wants to know if he should write it down.
20 – What’s Trump doing?!
25 – RIP Alex Trebek. Jimmy has a story about a joke he used to tell about Alex that turned out to be very close to the closing joke of the comic before him. He never heard it because he was running down from the green room.
RIP Norm Crosby. Jimmy has a story about doing a roast where Norm was in the audience. After the show Norm came up and complimented Jimmy and wondered why Dom and Vinnie were so pissed off at Jimmy.
Talking Norm Crosby Malapropism and Yogi Berra phrases.
35 – Lawler’s Law – https://lawlerslawtracker.com/
We’ll be right back!
40 – We’re back!
No stress! Whatever Jimmy had to check on went great.
Kulap has a new podcast! It’s called Add To Cart!
Kulap talks about it. Her co-host is SuChin Pak of MTV News fame.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SuChin_Pak
You can find it on the Lemonada Network.
https://www.lemonadamedia.com/
People die! Especially if they’re 90.
Kulap has slept very well the past couple nights.
45 – Jimmy talks about the last music text from Scott Aukerman it was about the new Deep Purple album to Jimmy’s surprise.
Jimmy ranks all deaths.
Jimmy added to cart just today!
No hammering in a pandemic!
Kulap took to the streets and danced when they announced Biden.
50 – Talking Saved By The Bell and California Dreams and the new version of SBTB.
Fraklin and Bash https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1600199/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
55 – Round the horn!
Trivia!
Category: Snack Break!
Question: The Creator of What Snack Remains Is Kept In The Product’s Container?
Garon: Pringles (10pts)
Eliot: Planters Peanuts ( pts)
Matt: Pringles (25 pts)
Kulap: Cracker Jacks (10 pts)
Jimmy: Sara Lee ( pts)
Ask for the stemssss! – Kulap
60 – Where can our remains go?!
Kulap is going to stuff Scott if he dies first.
https://www.funeraldirect.co/eating-human-ashes/
Oliver has terrible handwriting, so do his parents.
1h5m – Talking Christmas!
You Can Vote However You Like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHclV0TEIW8
FDT!
Deep Rising talk!
1h10m – My guess is Pringles!
Anyone watch SNL this weekend? Jimmy calls it the best episode of the season.
Jimmy wants a longer Weekend Update.
1h15m – Charlie loves SNL! This week’s didn’t have much for him to connect with though.
Eliot’s here!
We’re all happy it’s Biden and I’m a great candidate for President.
1h20m – Eliot has a drone and he watched Shazam.
Talking Comic TV shows.
1h25m – Jimmy’s cart is full of anger!
Eliot’s answer is Planter’s Peanuts.
Kulap shows off her candles: Prince and George Michael.
Jimmy explains his glasses.
1h30m – Matt’s guess is Pringles!
We’ll be right back!
We’re back!
Kulap’s new podcast is out 11/17! Add to Cart on Lemonada!
Kulap talks about her podcast equipment.
New NNF logo T-shirt available!! Check it out at Podswag.com/NeverNotFunny
Kulap guesses Cracker Jack.
Matt enjoys Cracker Jacks! Jimmy does not.
Jimmy’s guess is Sara Lee!
Gary Cherone single: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Without_You_(Van_Halen_song)
1h35m – Trivia answer is: Pringles!
Matt and Garon Correct!
Matt Wins with the wager!
1h40m – Can Trump be president from Prison?
1h45m – Talking how to get back to normal, when it eventually happens.
Fucking on the tarmac!
We’re done!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth
