2711 – Welcome to the Dollhouse with Chris Fairbanks

Chris Fairbanks

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher



00 – Jimmy unhappy with his mic!

We’re back with standard time! 

The world’s changing tomorrow! 

Talking elections. 

Jim Carrey Biden impression

The guys enjoyed most of the John Mulaney SNL episode. 

Talking The Strokes performances. Jimmy’s not a fan of their mic. 

Jimmy talks about seeing Nightmare Before Christmas at the drive-in. 

Jimmy compliments Chris Malanfy’s Jim Steinman episode. 

10 – Talking about Jim Steinman music. 

Stop being mad at Jim Steinman Matt! 

Jimmy loves Jim Steinman. 

Steinman/Lloyd Webber 

Jimmy learns about 2 girls 1 cup (briefly). 

Jimmy talks about the phone calls he did yesterday and how flattering it was when people were quoting episodes to him. 

15 – LOTS of Jim Steinman/Meatloaf talk


20 – Matt gives us a Halloween update. 

Halloween candy through a tube?

Jimmy ate an entire bag of caramel M&Ms. 

Lots of candy talk. Matt talks a Haribo variety pack!

25 – Who wants a wood cup? 

Why does the bat have a cupped area? 

By cupping out the end, that will remove any unnecessary weight that is toward the end of the barrel and allow a player to have more control and give them quicker swing speeds. Quicker swing speed translates into increased exit velocity and further ball flight.

Jimmy talks about using his golf training thing to clean slush off his car. 

Chris Fairbanks is joining us! Jimmy praises his special again. 

30 – Matt gives us some Mario history including the origin of Mario’s name. 

We’ll be right back!

Welcome back! 

27/11! Tarp time!

Jimmy fills Chris in on Oliver’s love of his comedy. 

Rescue Cactus! 

35 – Chris talks about his hair! 

 Jimmy likens it to Marty Allen

Marty Allen

Talking about growing up loving comedy. 

40 – Chris and Jimmy talk about making kids laugh and seeing when kids enjoy comedy. 

Jimmy talks with Chris about his pandemic stand up activities. 

Talking about the need to hear laughs doing comedy. 

Eliot turned blue! 

45 – Jimmy talks about having never been on Chris and Karen’s podcast. Chris’s dad has been on a few times. 

Chris is coming to us from Echo Park! He was in Montana for a month or so. 


Category: Product History

Question: What product that we now advise against were originally called Baby Gays, because they make cranky babies happy. 

Garon: Pacifier (6pts)

Eliot: Ben-gay ( pts)

Matt: Sugarbabies ( pts)

Chris: Cotton Swabs/Q-tip ( pts) 

Jimmy: Pacifier ( pts) 

50 – Round the horn! 

Jimmy saw a neighbor today and feels like he needs to apologize for talking to him so much. 

Chris has 2 tattoos. One of his mom’s signature on his chest and one on his ankle of a band-aid. 

Spike Jonez talk – https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005069/?ref_=tt_ov_dr#director

What’d I do on Halloween!

JK Rowling talk. 

Halloween movie talk.

Jimmy talks about a door dash incident he had. 

Chris also has a food delivery story. 

SO do I! 

1h5m – Chris talks about what his dad would have done in a stolen food situation. 

Garon’s Lot T-shirt going on preorder at any moment! 

Matt talks about his Tie fighter t-shirt that Jimmy gave him. It had bike tire wings. A lady at Trader Jo’s had no idea what it meant. 

1h10m – T-shirt and Trader Jo’s!

Chris talks about his grandma using a gluestick instead of chapstick. 

Matt reminds us about Owen Wilson punching Chris Fairbanks. 

1h15m – My answer is Pacifier! 

We’ll be right back!

We’re back! 

Jimmy talks about Chris and Karen’s podcast Murder Car!

Eliot talks Halloween and his haircut. 

Chris talks about his hair. 

1h20m – Eliot has a new tenant! 

Eliot’s guess is: Ben Gay

Matt’s guess is Sugar Babies

Chris learns about the origin of 7-11. 

1h25m – Chris answers Q-Tip 

Jimmy guesses Pacifier! 

Matt jokes about Q-tip the rapper being named Baby Gay. 

Chris’s new hobby is basically dollhouse miniatures now. 

Chris is attacked by his tripod. 

1h30m – Oliver pops in to meet Chris! 

Trivia answer is: QTIPS! 

Chris wins!! 

1h35m – Chris talks about his sister. She’s doing well. Apparently, a nurse in charge of many schools in his sister’s district, is a virus denier covid hoaxer.

See you next time!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth