2603 – Holding On with Matt Braunger
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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
00 – 2603! We’re quarantined!
Jimmy wonders about Day v Dawn of the Dead.
“I didn’t get the memo” is not funny.
Talking the new recording procedures!
Did Jimmy cause corona?!
The guys talk about what stores they’ve visited.
10 – Eliot’s got the longest story.
ZZ Top has it terrible!
Jimmy talks about going to target.
People helping people!
Eliot gets Iced!
Steven Webber Wings album?!
15 – Jimmy goes through wings greatest hits.
Eliot is in rare form today! Speed bumping!
20 – Polio talk.
Polio is spread when the stool of an infected person is introduced into the mouth of another person through contaminated water or food (fecal-oral transmission). Oral-oral transmission by way of an infected person’s saliva may account for some cases.
Matt talks about jogging with his daughter and some old woman walking in the center of the track.
Still a lot of traffic.
25 – Jimmy wants to ensure he is six feet away from everyone at all times. Has a tape measure to confirm!
Brief polio interruption.
Oliver has written today’s trivia question!
We’ll be back!
35 – We’re back!
I’m far awayyyyy!
Matt Braunger is here!
Braunger talks about touring and opening for Dave Chappelle.
The gang talks comedians and opening for bigger comics.
Dane Cook, Sebastian, etc.
The guys talk about Robin Williams.
Braunger talks about his album and new special.
Category is Brands!
Idris Elba has corona!
Braunger’s wife is named Kara. She manages comedians!
Braunger talks about flying yesterday. It was a ghost town.
Braunger talks about his hand washing songs.
Talking beatles! And other great music even if it isn’t your tastes.
Heavy rock goes just as well with cocaine as disco.
Braunger has tried cocaine a handful of times. No heroin though. He lost two cousins to that drug.
Matt Braunger is not a doctor!
Advice From A Dip Shit now hosted by Donald Trump.
Jimmy says Jr is dropping memes like an uncle from Debuke.
Matt got a response from is mom re polio. Her cousin got polio!
Braunger talks about what he’s gonna be up to.
Back to Trivia!
Question: What is the most common pencil brand?
My answer is 3M.
Matt comfie in orange! You’re going to prison for embezzling!
Eliot’s answer is Ty Condoroga.
Braunger’s answer is Husky!
Matt also went with Ty Condoroga.
Jimmy’ answer is yellow.
Ticonderoga! Matt wins!
Thanks Matt Braunger!
We’ll be back!
Episode 93…minutes long!
Be smart and be safe!
Some Amazing Race talk. Jimmy hates one of the contestants in the season he’s watching.
Don’t judge a book by its cover – Jimmy Pardo
Be safe! We love you!
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth