25G – Doing a Kickflip with Chris Fairbanks

Chris Fairbanks
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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
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00 – Welcome in! 25 Good to see you! Good to be alive!
What does Chuck Norris sound like?!
Jimmy had a kitchen incident. He was startled by the toaster.
Something strange going on in here today. Phantom toasters, moved tables.
Talking Columbo! Oliver loves it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek:_The_Original_Series
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079945/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
It’s the turn of the decade!
10 – Could William Shatner be one of the Masked Singers?
Tony, Orlando, and Dawn?!
It’s Three Dog Night, the band that Jimmy is trying to get us to guess.
20 – Jimmy talks doing Joe Kwazala’s podcast and doing a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Fantasy Draft.
Jimmy talks about who he chose. Judas Priest, Duran Duran, Cher, Weezer, Tina Turner, and Peter Frampton.
25 – Talking vocals. Janet V Madonna V Britney
30 – Inkmaster Finale talk!
Jimmy not a fan of Cam.
40 – Chris Fairbanks is here!!
He’s wearing a hat of some sort.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xennials
Chris has three tattoos. He got a band-aid coverup.
45 – The band-aid took not as long as he had hoped but now it looks like a penis peaking over his socks.
Chris wears socks everywhere, even Hawaii, where he was insulted.
Laird Hamilton talk.
Celebrity Sightings!
We have a new song! Chris loves it!
Tisha Cambell! Her license is basically Damn Gina!
55 – Jimmy opened for Martin once.
Talking Martin.
Wearing a singlet wrong?
We’ll be back!
We’re back!
Enjoy a granola anytime of day!
Chris Fairbanks is here. He got his hat from Ross.
Chris is a man of many hats? He isn’t happy with his hair currently so he got a hat.
60 – “Don’t stick (Slam) your dick in the cash register.” – Chris’ dad.
Another celeb sighting!
I saw one at Starbucks.
https://www.nasa.gov/audience/foreducators/stem-on-station/ditl_exercising
Jerry Springer!
1h5m – Chris talks about a comic who knew Jerry.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Springer
1h10m – Two questions Trivia!
Cartoons!
Chris: 15
Jimmy: 7
Matt: 25
Eliot: 25
In 1929’s “The Carnival Kid,” Mickey Mouse spoke his first words on screen. What did he say?
Jimmy – All aboard!
Matt – Oh boy!
Chris – Step right up!
Eliot – Five cents
Hot dog! No winner.
Chris 10
Jimmy – 18
Matt – 0
Eliot – 0
Eliot’s betting 10
The word “myriad” refers to what specific number?
Matt 1000
Jimmy – 100
Chris – 100
Eliot – 12
10,000!
Jimmy wins trivia!
1h15m – My G is Gordon Lightfoot!
Jimmy talks about his Edmond Fitzgerald painting.
Pizza talk!
Jimmy does his Chicken Pot Pie bit
1h20m – Talking Emmy Parties
1h25m – Talking Ross trips.
Jimmy thought of Eliot on his walk today. He talks about it.
Someone ruined the recently tarred street.
Eliot’s G is George Michael!
1h30m – Stevie Wonder was the first tape Chris ever bought.
Andrew Ridgely bio talk!
1h35m – In The Heights film coming 2020 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Heights_(film)
1h45m – Matt’s G is Greg Kihn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Kihn
Skate talk!
Chris can’t do everything he could before.
Chris’ G is Gary Neuman
1h55m – Matt talks about his TV win at the LA Kiss.
Chris moved over to Echo Park.
More fans guesses
2h – Jimmy’s five: 5) Gregory Abbot 4) Greg Almond 3)Gino Vinelli 2) Gene Simmons 1) Glenn Campbell
Breaking news? Not trump related.
We talk impeachment
2h10m – JLO and Shakira are the Halftime performers at the Superbowl.
2h15m – Talking scooters
We’re done!
My pleasure,
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