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25G – Doing a Kickflip with Chris Fairbanks

Chris Fairbanks

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

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00 – Welcome in! 25 Good to see you! Good to be alive!

What does Chuck Norris sound like?!

Jimmy had a kitchen incident. He was startled by the toaster.

Something strange going on in here today. Phantom toasters, moved tables.

Talking Columbo! Oliver loves it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek:_The_Original_Series

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079945/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

It’s the turn of the decade!

10 – Could William Shatner be one of the Masked Singers?

Tony, Orlando, and Dawn?!

It’s Three Dog Night, the band that Jimmy is trying to get us to guess.

20 – Jimmy talks doing Joe Kwazala’s podcast and doing a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Fantasy Draft.

Jimmy talks about who he chose. Judas Priest, Duran Duran, Cher, Weezer, Tina Turner, and Peter Frampton.

25 – Talking vocals. Janet V Madonna V Britney

30 – Inkmaster Finale talk!

Jimmy not a fan of Cam.

40 – Chris Fairbanks is here!!

He’s wearing a hat of some sort.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xennials

Chris has three tattoos. He got a band-aid coverup.

45 – The band-aid took not as long as he had hoped but now it looks like a penis peaking over his socks.

Chris wears socks everywhere, even Hawaii, where he was insulted.

Laird Hamilton talk.

Celebrity Sightings!

We have a new song! Chris loves it!

Tisha Cambell! Her license is basically Damn Gina!

55 – Jimmy opened for Martin once.

Talking Martin.

Wearing a singlet wrong?

We’ll be back!

We’re back!

Enjoy a granola anytime of day!

Chris Fairbanks is here. He got his hat from Ross.

Chris is a man of many hats? He isn’t happy with his hair currently so he got a hat.

60 – “Don’t stick (Slam) your dick in the cash register.” – Chris’ dad.

Another celeb sighting!

I saw one at Starbucks.

https://www.nasa.gov/audience/foreducators/stem-on-station/ditl_exercising

Jerry Springer!

1h5m – Chris talks about a comic who knew Jerry.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Springer

1h10m – Two questions Trivia!

Cartoons!

Chris: 15
Jimmy: 7
Matt: 25
Eliot: 25

In 1929’s “The Carnival Kid,” Mickey Mouse spoke his first words on screen. What did he say?

Jimmy – All aboard!
Matt – Oh boy!
Chris – Step right up!
Eliot – Five cents

Hot dog! No winner.

Chris 10
Jimmy – 18
Matt – 0
Eliot – 0

Eliot’s betting 10

The word “myriad” refers to what specific number?

Matt 1000
Jimmy – 100
Chris – 100
Eliot – 12

10,000!

Jimmy wins trivia!

1h15m – My G is Gordon Lightfoot!

Jimmy talks about his Edmond Fitzgerald painting.


Pizza talk!

Jimmy does his Chicken Pot Pie bit

1h20m – Talking Emmy Parties

1h25m – Talking Ross trips.

Jimmy thought of Eliot on his walk today. He talks about it.

Someone ruined the recently tarred street.

Eliot’s G is George Michael!

1h30m – Stevie Wonder was the first tape Chris ever bought.

Andrew Ridgely bio talk!

1h35m – In The Heights film coming 2020 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Heights_(film)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_have_won_Academy,_Emmy,_Grammy,_and_Tony_Awards#John_Legend

1h45m – Matt’s G is Greg Kihn

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Kihn

Skate talk!

Chris can’t do everything he could before.

Chris’ G is Gary Neuman

1h55m – Matt talks about his TV win at the LA Kiss.

Chris moved over to Echo Park.

More fans guesses

2h – Jimmy’s five: 5) Gregory Abbot 4) Greg Almond 3)Gino Vinelli 2) Gene Simmons 1) Glenn Campbell

Breaking news? Not trump related.

We talk impeachment

2h10m – JLO and Shakira are the Halftime performers at the Superbowl.

2h15m – Talking scooters

We’re done!

My pleasure,

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