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22B – Sipping Tea with Myq Kaplan

Myq Kaplan

In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

@MyqKaplan
www.myqkaplan.com

00 – Hello indeed! 22B!

Opening the tea on the mic! Sounded great.

ASMR talk.

Jimmy’s got a throat infection and mouth ulcers and he has to talk all day.

He also saw two horrible accidents today. One of them had a woman sideswiped by a semi and the side of her car was basically peeled away.

Matt talks about a car chase that happened here recently. The guy took to the rails and went into a train tunnel.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/xw54nj/watch-this-guy-take-cops-on-an-insane-car-chase-into-a-subway-tunnel-vgtrn

http://time.com/5169771/ventura-cyanide-101-california/

05 – Poison talk.

Rice Pilaf – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilaf

Jimmy’s sick guys and conflicting medications.

10 – Facebook talk!

Turning Japanese is not about masturbation http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=689

Jimmy talks about watching card sharks and them saying oriental with no offense.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orient

http://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-oe-tsuchiyama-oriental-insult-20160601-snap-story.html

Is black back?

15 – Jimmy talks Card Sharks.
Jim Perry talk he passed in 2015 – https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/jim-perry-dead-game-show-842603

20 – Talking Game Show Nerds and how there is always someone who knows more than you.

Talking Matt’s Tenacious D fandom.

Talking AST.

Chicago 2 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_(album)

30 – Vinyl talk!

Myq Kaplan is here! Talking his sets around town and John Schabel.

Matt’s gonna read through the PCAT auctions.

35 – Jimmy talks his odd spelling named friends jokes.

Great guests this year over 30 guests!

Andy Daly leaked! He’ll be at PCAT.

Matt lists the auctions. Sit in on NNF, Contestant on Playing Games, Fantasy Baseball League, star wars minute, signed Eliot games, and notes; Play RPG with Eliot, Karaoke with Eliot,

LOTR Vinyl – 

Myq’s mom plays Trombone!

45 – Jimmy wanted to play flute but got bullied out of it.

I get reparations!

50 – Jimmy should learn the flute and the guitar.

More auctions: Trivia with the gang you and a guest, Vinyl collection from AST! (Myq has 4 albums out there!),

55 – Talking Frank Zappa. Jimmy thinks Myq will love it. Matt says Myq is the Frank Zappa of comedy.
Myq talks about his musical likes. He’s enjoying a lot of hip hop lately.

In Search Of Reboot –

‘In Search Of’: Zachary Quinto To Topline History Reboot Inspired By 1970s Franchise

60 – The gauntlet is going down on this Tenacious D trivia.

More auctions: get us on your podcast! It’s a contest for second!

There is too much good TV out there.

1h5m – More Auctions: Virtual (or in person) lunch with Jimmy, Original Pardcastathon caricature posters (possible local pick up only), signed caricature posters AND 8×10 versions of each character!

Jimmy has no idea what Myq’s love life is about.

1h10m – Myq’s mom was super anti-gun. She even threw away the Nintendo zapper.

Talking guns as kids.

Talking whether home schooling is a possibility.

More auctions: Portroids!

Myq lives in Brooklyn.

1h15m – Talking being a regular at restaurants.

1h20m – Johnny No Guns.

“It’s a different ombisher.” – Eliot

More auctions: Lunch with Oscar Nunez!

Office reboot? https://www.elitedaily.com/p/is-a-the-office-reboot-happening-john-krasinski-says-hes-definitely-on-board-8197986

1h25m – Talking potential TV reboots. Mad About You? Seinfeld?

More Auctions: Todd Levin Sketch uses your name on Conan! 2 VIP tickets and a tour of the studio!

Guest on Doug Benson’s shows!

Talking Myq’s Temple. He enjoys Ayahuasca – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayahuasca

1h30m – Myq gives us details about Ayahuasca and how he’s experienced it.

Vomit talk.

Myq Kaplan is our guest!

1h35m – More auctions: Pilot script Crazy Ex Girlfriend signed by Rachel Bloom, Signed stuff from Janet Varney from Stan Against Evil and Legend of Korra; Taping of Andy Daly’s podcast AND a phone call from one of his characters; Caricature drawn by Kevin Nealon; Dinner and a movie with Paul Gilmartin; Voicemail message from Rory O’Malley AS the king!; Sit in on the Jackie and Laurie show and a signed copy of Laurie’s book!; Dodger/Angel game with Mike and Jimmy!

1h40m – We’ll be back! Jimmy likes Myq! (It’s his fifth time).

Round the horn!

Annihilation talk.

Iggy Pop – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iggy_Pop

1h45m – Robin Williams nick name code: Chief vs Boss.

Talking when you aren’t a “working actor.”

1h50m – Dane Coffey Pot?! The money rolls over!

My B is Brenda Blethyn!

1h55m – Eliot’s here! Doctor Semantic!

Talking about covering holes in the ground.

Eliot’s B is Bernadette Peters. Whom Jimmy is in love with. He’s a Bernie Bro!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merrily_We_Roll_Along_(musical)

Company is Jimmy’s favorite.

2h – Matt had a school thing for Charlie today.

Charlie was Student of the Trimester!

Shazam is magical!

James Blunt is oft shazamed by Jimmy.

Matt’s B word is Bonnie Bedelia.

Matt accepts a kick in the ass.

Talking about when Myq and Jimmy met.

Jimmy does a horrible Dennis Miller.

2h5m – Myq’s B word is Bea Arthur!

That’s my Back up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beatrice_Arthur_Special

“I pity the fool that doesn’t watch the golden girls!”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vin_Diesel – Mark!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ving_Rhames – Irving

2h10m – would we all be better off without social media?

Steve Harvey is great on Feud!

2h15m – Yippe Kayee mister falcon!

You can say N word on TV?!

Limited edition UNO!?

2h20m – Fan vote: Bea Arthur, Barbra Streisand, Bonnie Bedilia, Bette Midler, Betty White, Bo Derek, Bernadette Peters

Bette Opener?! Eliot ice time.

Jimmy’s Back-up Beatrice Arthur. No winner! Brie Larson!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brie_Larson_filmography

No! – Matt

Tenacious D trivia. 1/5? I lost track.

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth