21M – Taking Care with Mike Schmidt


Mike Schmidt

In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher


00 – 21M! Live to tape! Talking my addressing of Eliot’s voice!

Jimmy came from the gym with some broken showers. He did a whore’s bath. Talks about.

Desperately Seeking Susan – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089017/
Who’s That Girl – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094321/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_72

Sex – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_(book)

05 – Windbag and Suckjob! Eliot rambles while I blow someone in the corner.

Thanks for downloading Playing Games! Feedback is great!
Zack Galifianakis is on the next episode!

Thanks Phoenix!

Brody: Follow me on Instagram! Jimmy: I’m good!

World Series talk!

10 – Matt and Jimmy went to Kesha! They talk about being the oldest and straightest guys in there. There were older guys but they were gay!

They talk about the Palladium and the show.

Kesha’s dancers:

Great fun at the show!


Jimmy and Matt wanted Rainbow and a stripped down version of Spaceships.


15 – Jimmy got bumped a few times and some girl tried to get between Jimmy and Danielle to get up to the balcony and when refused she stood behind them and stared at them, probably on ecstasy.

Another girl nearly flipped over a railing. Danielle suggests she go under and Jimmy goes. “OR THE STAIRS.” She then threw her arms around Jimmy and Danielle and grabbed her breast. “Don’t be afraid!”

Jesse Tyler Ferguson was there!

20 – Chiba Chiba.

Talking cover songs!

Jimmy was on his phone a lot at the show and talks about why his ocd got the best of him with his actor auditioning for a blind guy pictures.

25 – Talking videoing the concert. Be present!



Talking what song was ruined by phone use.

30 – “If anyone wants to get you down you tell ‘em Kesha said Fuck You!”

“Be who you are!” – Kesha “Yeah! I’m 43!” – Matt


Talking the VIP area.

Pee Cast Blast ’17 does NOT appear to be sold out.

They ate at the Fabulous Café before the show.

35 – Clean shaven Michael Glenn Schmidt!! In his Astros shoes!

Jimmy tells the new shoes story from Minneapolis. “Nice shoes!” “These are my stage shoes sir.”

Talking about Mike’s shoes. No tongue?

Eliot’s got two bananas. He talks about why.

Eliot goes 2 banans.

Mike looks 12 clean shaven. Scrub no goat at podfest?

40 – Jimmy flips on Mike if the police come?!

Long time friend of the program! The Forty (50 now) Year Old Boy!

Jimmy talks about being out of town during podfest so he can’t do the hang.

Mike talks about walking around the festival like a king until Jimmy shows up, then Jimmy does it until Maron shows up, and now it’s Karen Kilgariff taking over.

Jimmy correctly guesses Scottie Pippen’s jersey! Mike owes him $40.

Scottie Pippen is 6’8’’

We’ll be right back!

We’re back!

Welcome back!


What mucisian?!

45 – Movie pass talk! We have to stop talking about it!

Iimmy went to see Suburbicon! He auditioned for that movie. Script was great, script was not on the screen.

Five dudes sat in front of him of which two of them on the ends were texting each other and the others were on their phones the entire time. After the movie he had to follow them to get back to the parking garage.

Rough trade!

50 – Talking movie pass and uber and people taking advantage of the services.

Talking the LA Pass for Uber.

55 – Mike talks about Uber Pool.

Talking shuttling to the airport. Stop asking about rides to the airport now that Uber exists.
Talking super shuttles.
“No one likes a waft.”

60 – Back to Kesha!


1h5m – Kesha’s been “Compromised.”

Hymn! Hymn!

Jimmy mucked it up!


Velvet Goldmine – https://www.amazon.com/Velvet-Goldmine-Blu-ray-Mcteer/dp/B005Q4CKJY/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1509658206&sr=8-2&keywords=velvet+goldmine&dpID=51s4gEoO6SL&preST=_SY300_QL70_&dpSrc=srch

Talking Wonderstruck.

My M is Michael McDonald.


1h15m – Talking Aging rockers reaching 70.

Talking music, best albums, Taylor Swift, U2 and more!

1h20m – Mike lifts all boats!

Horn continues to Eliot!

Down to one banana.

Lots going on with Eliot. He talks about some events going on with his father.

Eliot thanks the listeners that helped him out. They want him to stop thanking him.


Thank you for Batman!

1h25m – Talking You’re Welcome and periods in texts.

Cock vs Dick

Jack Nicholson saying cock. Eliot steals Jimmy’s joke he just did.

Talking Brad Gage!

Eliot’s M is Lou Monte!

1h30m – Matt’s here! The K is silent!

Talking books in Iowa!

1h35m – Matt’s M is George Michael.


Jimmy watched Hired Gun.

Mike wants piggy back rides from The Rock for life. He’s jump the fence for him.

Mike goes with Reba McEntire. Jimmy describes her as “spritely”

Goes to the listener poll!

Jimmy talks oliver not laughing at his sometimes you feel like a nut.

Mike has a John Singleton story. He tells it for us. Mike “You know John I heard that Shaft was a bad mother…” John: Take care fellas.

1h45m – We’ve all been the Eliot.

Poll result is: Georgio Morerder, CW MCall, Michael McDonald, Eddie Money, ES Gay!
#1 is George Michael.

No winner!

John Cougar Mellenkamp! #2 was George Michael. Mike talks about seeing a clip of Mellenkamp letting some random guy sing the last verse of Pink Houses at a show.

1h50m – Bathroom fixed? No smells now?

Talking shitting in a public bathroom. You’re a monster.

1h55m – Talking Oliver’s variety show performance. He’s gonna do a stand-up comedy routine. It’s in his blood!

We’re done!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth