20I – Breaking the Law with Chad Daniels
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Live from Helium in Portland
No on-site note-taker!
All notes and editing by Darryl Asher
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Weird tech issue right outta the box. Lots of bass playing, no voiceover
Jimmy is NOT happy with the tech issue
Jimmy talks to Micheal in the audience, with eggplant-colored hair
Jimmy blames society and Trump
Grabbing pussy is propotional to amount of fame
Michael in the audience last worked on a play called Cymbeline by Shakespeare
Josh meet Michael
A little travel SNAFU
Michael does not color his hair, despite appearances
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This is a matinee
Physical threats against Michael for his haughty attitude
Co-host of 12 years, Matt Belknap (who let’s out a quick “OUCH” as he comes onstage; this will be an issue in a later live episode)
Matt agrees: Michael colors his hair
Matt is still rattled by the show-top tech prob, but blames Eliot for not putting the V.O. on the audio. (V.O. stands for Voice Over, which is when you place a VOICE OVER another thing)
Kimmy Thing is in the audience; she’s a big NNF AND Dave Matthews fan, somehow
10
Tall Joe almost ruined the video of the show
Various methods to murder Joe
Jimmy on Comedy Film Nerds also had tech issues
Back to Kimmy Thing, and her falling for Jimmy, literally
15
Jimmy hates one of each: Dakotas, Koreas, Sklars
Jimmy says the Sklars might switch which one wears glasses, but Matt thinks they switch which one wears glasses
Jimmy chats with a sociology teacher in the audience
Someone ordered a stick of butter with blood, or possibly cheesecake
Flight was delayed due to fuel guage issues
One night in Bangkok
NNF appeals to the conservative Pacific North-westerners
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Airport conservative dressers
Jimmy sat next to smokey cat-lady
Smokey cat-lady left her suitcase by door of the plane
Heads up! Billy Ray Cyrus’s daughter is purported to be somewhat popular
Matt’s “Old man!” exclamation raises Jimmy’s ire
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Matt saw Miley Cyrus in Sherman Oaks
Matt brings up the band Black Box and has a great, yet obvious, joke about it
Jimmy thinks Matt will get 19 likes for his joke on Twitter
Smokey cat-lady was very nice
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Jimmy talks about being Lloyd for Lloyd’s Center
Jimmy wants to try the butter blood cheese cake
Talking to another Kim about Dave Matthews
Tweet update: 7 likes, 2 retweets, and 2 disparaging comments
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Waiting for the Hardcastle of Tweets
Audience member Jeremy recommends gambling on how many likes the Tweet will get
Jeremy = cockring wearer, and Jimmy has questions
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Jimmy’s million dollar idea: Swatch-cockring
Talking about planking workouts
“Woman at Gym Puts Treadmill ay Ninety-Degree Angle” – The Onion
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Matt is no longer a doughy mess of an eyesore
Jimmy ding-dong-ditched cookies at Matt’s door
Jimmy doesn’t like chocolate chips
Jimmy now eats bananas like he’s a champion cock-sucker
Matt: “Everyone wins in a dick-suck”
Fan Jennifer brought them chocolate-chipless cookies
RObert Plant vs. a Bee Gee in a street fight
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Robert Plant bands including The Honeydrippers
Please Welcome Chad Daniels, who has an new CD Footprints on the Moon
Chad doesn’t like bicep country music, and knows no artist names
Chad’s mom would break his rap CDs
Chad broke 13 vending machines with saline solution: a felony
(Sounds fishy, but it worked!)
“Come on Mom, have a Coke and a smile”
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Being raised by a single mom
How Chad raises his kids
What security questions do you use?
1:00
Chad just special-ordered chocolate chip pancakes
Mixed in AND on top
Chad’s pancake hack: cut a square in the middle for he syrup
Jimmy needs more detail about Chad’s breakfast habits
Helium: one of the top five clubs in the country
1:05
Chad is working with Sean Jordan, local favorite
Jimmy hates one of the Dakotas
Also: think of your I TV shows
An audience member insits Jimmy roll the Rs in his name
Chad can’t think of an I Tv show, so an audience member picks Inspector Gadget for him
1:10
Matt: In the Heat of the Night
Matt and Chad plays Sevens: 90s Music – Score 14
Michael in the audience chooses Inuyasha as his TV show. What.
Josh: I Spy starring the great rapist Bill Cosby, whose writer’s room wrote his thesis
1:15
Jimmy’s Cosby impresson sounded great (to him)
Audience member Jerry / Jere / Jer-EE’s friend says: I Dream of Jeannie
Kimmy Thing says Intervention
Dan says In Living Color
Weird Hat: Invader Zim
Jeremy: Ironside and Iron Chef
Jimmy’s show gets boos: Inside Edition. What.
Nichole with Gorgeous hair comes up to play Sevens
1:20
Deborah brought his 21 year old son, who doesn’t know what’s going on
Nichole has number tattooed on her foot: her mom’s lottery numbers
Jerry dragged Nichole to the show, but she acclimated by listening to the “sick episode” on the way
Jimmy and Nichole play Sevens; Category: Celebrities
Jimmy starts over because “Best African American Actress” is not an Oscar category
1:25
Score 9 due to horrible clues by Jimmy
Jimmy explains N-n-n-n-nineteen
Matt’s tweet has 30 likes
Jeremy plays Sevens with Matt, category Movies – Score 14 – TIE
Jimmy and Jeremy try Movies – Score – 13
1:30
Thanks to Helium and staff, one of the best clubs in the country!
Thanks to the fans!
AK-47 gone not forgotten.