20G – Getting the Milk for Free with Ron Lynch

In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

Ron Lynch


00 – Jimmy is starting if only to shut Eliot up.


Should I mail?

I need vacuum?

Mailing hats?

Hiring characters? What do I do?

What kind of intern does NNF need?

People love a Brad Gage!

Charisma! Personality! Jimmy loves him!

Is Hamilton the straightest musical ever? Grease maybe? Les Mis?

05 – Talking new versions of F*ggot. F-et?

Shirts and bandages.

Jimmy has a bike shirt Just a shirt with bikes on it? Note: I can’t see it

Jimmy’s got some medical testing to do. Dook Sitch!

Little Rascals episode? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Smart_Boys

Matt drops some info about his horror movie idea.

10 – Palm fronds!

Are Jason and Freddy the Sklar brothers?

Jimmy does this off putting stare to Matt and gets called on it.

15 – Talking moms!

Jimmy talks about Trump and giving him a pass on a name screw up.
President’s talk.

Matt (and I and Eliot) are wearing the VIP hats!

20 – Eliot gave Jimmy some ASMR with his selling of the hat.

Talking about hats and bang holes!

25 – Milked off!


Upgrade to the hat at nevernotfunny.com!

Dane Coffey mail!

It’s a game.

Ron Lynch is here!

30 – Jimmy loves Ron’s voice.

More Brad Gage talk!

Matt talks about a Ron Lynch bit that he and Elyse quote monthly or even weekly. “How many, how many?”

Jimmy and Ron debate the show. Ron has don’t no research.

Bye Ron!

We’ll be right back!


Breaking news from Brad Gage!

Gage might be Matt’s word.

Matt talks about the secret of Brad Gage.

He was on the plane when Carrie Fisher had a heart attack. He sat in the row in front of her.

Mike Pence has taken away health care for women.

CBS New mobile weather lab.

35 – “constantly comes in and out.” – Jimmy on weather.

Matt talks about the mobile weather lab.

Weatherman fun?

Jimmy talks about it being difficult to do green screen as a weather man. He’s tried it.

Everyone loves News bloopers!


40 – Golden girls deaths


Grindr talk!

45 – ron expects fridge talk

50 – Twitter allowing edits soon?

Jimmy settles on the dripping icebags.

Eliot and his lady went out to where the poppies are.

Eliot talks about the poppies.

Is It Really Illegal To Pick A California Poppy?



Talking Dark Side of the Moon and Wizard of Oz.

55 – Jimmy talks about watching half of Oz on his tv sicne it was black and white and then going across the street to a friends an watching the color parts on their new Color TV because they had a collie and couldn’t stay there long.

Eliot has a story about Poppies and the Wizard of Oz. He wanted his lady friend to dress like Dorothy, Jimmy talks about how dickish that is.

Let’s find out what happened!

60 – Matt wants to dig into Eliot’s relationship and asks if they do Cosplay.

He purchased a costume for her.

The poppies were near Lancaster.

Eliot also wore a costume. They had matching outfits basically.

Poppy laws.

65 – Jimmy talks about doing a show with a 3-piece band. Ron thinks he’d be great in that set up. Jimmy wishes he could afford to bring a 3piece with him on tour.

Can Jimmy get local fans to be in his on stage band?

Eliot’s g word was Greatest American Hero. (He wrote down that I would say Golden Girls).

Michael Hutchence died milking himself off.

Matt loves that anthracite hat!

Ron wonders what gingham is.

1h10m – The guys look at the photos. Matt wonders if Eliot wanted to fuck her in the dress. Or if they did in the poppies.

Matt’s thinking Cimilac!

Ron thinks Denzel is “pretty good.”

Ron talks Denzel and Meryl. Sometimes Denzel is just collecting a pay check. He also says John C Reily is the best part of Kong.

1h15m – Jimmy wants to get Oliver to go see Jaws.

Matt’s G word (and he feels pretty good about it) Get Smart!

Ron’s G word is (golden girls, great American hero, get smart) locks in on Golden Girls.

The word is Gilmore Girls! No winner.

Trump game!

We’ll be back!

1h20m – We’re back!

Who won?

Jimmy walks us through it.

Jimmy wins with 6!

1h30m – Soupy Sales – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soupy_Sales

Soupy’s real name is Milton Supman.

Chuck McCann – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_McCann

Ron has never done a CD. He’s in to do one with Matt!

1h35m – Adventure Time was canceled so he has free time. He is Mr. Pig.

Oliver loves Adventure Time.

Ron talks about missing comic-con.

The tomorrow show is coming to an end now that the theater is being destroyed for Condos.

1h40m – Center for Inquiry West – http://www.centerforinquiry.net/la

The mission of the Center for Inquiry is to foster a secular society based on science, reason, freedom of inquiry, and humanist values.

Off the air breaking news?! Matt can’t share it yet.

OJ talk!

We’ll be back!

1h45m – We’re back! Ron went to school for theater! He has an MA in Theater.

Ron managed a record store in the mid-80s, just like Jimmy!

Aimee Mann was Ron’s cashier!


1hr50m – Talking labels, records, and Spyro Gyra.

Spyro Gyra is touring – http://spyrogyra.com/tour-dates/

Ron is going on a tour! He gives some details. Facebook.com/ronlynch

He has RonLynch.com but never did anything with it .

SPyro Gyra!

See you next time guys!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth