2006 – Cooling Down with Jen Kirkman

In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

Jen Kirkman

@JenKirkman
jenkirkman.com/tour-dates

00 – Hello!

Welcome in! 2006!

Jimmy learned this 30 seconds ago but almost forgot due to thinking about Eliot’s mustache.

Talking about Jim Croce and whether he may or may not have screwed around.

Matt quotes some “It Takes Two.”

Jimmy is going to a World Baseball Classic with friend of the show Muneesh.

Grow that mustache back Eliot.

Eliot asks about Israel being in world baseball classic.

Talking about playing for Israel.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/12/politics/tom-price-health-care/index.html

http://www.breitbart.com/video/2017/03/12/price-obamacare-replacement-nobody-will-worse-off-financially/

What’s the most racist sport? Probably golf?

05 – Matt and Jimmy talk about the live shows in Portland and Salt Lake City. Two of their most fun shows.

NNF to Michigan soon? They’re gonna try!

The Gilda Laugh Fest is indeed happening – https://www.laughfestgr.org/

Hike! – future asshole frat buddies (on the Frat track).

Nasty Woman pins.

Talking Salt Lake and Zoe’s talent show. Matt says she did great.

3 months of rehearsals for this strangely professional show for a school variety show.

10 – A parent rented an AC truck to cool down the auditorium.

Betting on AC Truck

Garon $500
Jen $50k
Matt: $3k
Jimmy: $6k
Eliot: $12k

15 – Talking Dancing with the Stars and redundant shows. Jimmy and Oliver went to a taping of American Ninja Warrior! Oliver got to meet Matt Iseman!

He talks about it.

Jimmy finally reveals the word in the envelope at Pardcastathon. It did not come up once and he forgot to reveal it at the end of the show.

Fake news!

I got our guest!

Stock talk!

White Water Summer

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094318/soundtrack

It is journey!

“I imagine you are like Tom Thumb: You know Pie your asshole.”

30 – Mail! Two cans of Jingle Jangle! Thanks Matthew Burress!

Jingle jangle!

40 – Wagers:

Garon $500
Jen $50k/7500
Matt: $3k
Jimmy: $6k
Eliot: $12k

Jen Kirkman’s here!!

Talking cold air!

OJ is a murderer! Bill Cosby is a serial rapist!

Break!

We’re back!

2006 – 700th Episode!

Talking about who unfollowed Jen after she mentioned him on this show.

50 – Jen has a callback for an acting job!

She talks about Henry Winkler and the Fonz.

Eliot is making a lot of noise.

55 – Jen did not have any crushes on Duran Duran but she did on Boy George. Her mom was angry about it until she saw him in concert and it changed her mind on him.

Jimmy recounts his first experience with Culture Club.

We’re doing a comedy show! Don’t react.

Jen had John Cryer on her show! “Jimmy Spader”

60 – Jen did a scene in a movie and kept screwing up. It was with Reese Witherspoon!

Home Again – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5719700/

Jimmy sings some Off Broadway.

Stay In Time – Off Broadway reached #51

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Off_Broadway_(band)

65 – Everyone’s playing games!

Look around the room.

Jen reads the signs.

70 – Round the horn!

Fences, Fun Home, Kong talk

DBox talk.

75 – Jen and Jimmy were supposed to golf and it hasn’t happened.

Jimmy talks about the Sklars.

Eliot is also sick.

Jimmy doesn’t want a Netflix Special? He doesn’t want his “magic” out there.

1h20m – Matt makes a Departed reference that Jen gets! No one else did apparently.

SNL talk.

Trump Twitter talk.

1h25m – You’re supposed to be broke at 20! Jen talks about it.

Jen was the fastest cashier!

Jen talks about her favorite thing she has said: “now I know how horses fall asleep standing up.”

Talking comedy!

Has Jen ruined the show? Noooo.

We’ll be back!

1h30m – We’re back!

Continuing the horn. Eliot may have some info for us.

Eliot has a BALLBARK pricing. He got the info from Joseph who got it from Ash his fiancé.

Did I win?!?! 4-900 dollars? + Gas.

1h35m – Bells Palsy talk. Did it make Jimmy’s face sensitive?

Hard to Handle – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_to_Handle_(song)

Kate Hudson’s biological father: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Hudson_(singer)

Hootie and the Blowfish talk.

Columbia House talk. Apparently went bankrupt in the last year.

1h40m – NNF in NYC so Jimmy can see Saturday in the Park with George?

http://www.thehudsonbroadway.com/whatson/sunday-in-the-park-with-george/

We’re gonna drink some Tabasco?

Horrible idea for me.

1h45m – Jen might take this job in NYC for 8 weeks.

Bette Midler v Sandra Bernhard

1h50m – ISIS talk.

Love hurts guys.

Talking about the Three’s Company reunion talk. Joyce Dewitt looks better than Pricilla Barnes and Jenny Lee Harris.

1h55m – A Little Bit of Heaven – 

Jen wants to tell us about showbiz meeting that she was too honest at.

2h – Jen saw a doctor named Andrea Zuckerman when she went to therapy once. (Character from 90210)

We’re done! Jen hopes we’re still a podcast when she goes into menopause because she’ll have fun stories.

Please watch Jen’s new Netflix special! Just Keep Living?

Right to couch on Colbert for Jen Kirkman! She shows off her Tattoo.

2h5m – Talking Matthew McConaughey.

Talking about rallying behind the president and how this president is different and should not be rallied around.

Hi Matt!

See you next time!

See you next time!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth