2002 – Breaking Windows with Greg Behrendt
In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
00 – Welcome in! Jimmy talks business but then gets distracted by Matt’s high hair. High and sleek! Johnny Bravo!
PCAT IS MARCH 4!
AST Records won a GRAMMY! Talking for Clapping by Patton Oswalt won Best Comedy Album!
Jimmy coins Eliot as Jazz Balls.
Jimmy can’t believe we lost Al Jarreau.
Jimmy takes offense to Matt’s usage of “Black Fly.”
MC Lyte awards: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MC_Lyte#Honors_and_awards
05 – Can we be Grammy winning Never Not Funny?
Talking about the Grammys and how it’s now basically a concert with like 4 awards when it used to be more concentrated on the awards.
Grammys started sucking once they moved to the Staples?
Why so many sound problems?!
Eliot’s head is bobbing! He has grammy info about getting a certificate.
Matt talks about getting Patton’s album in under the wire.
10 – Jimmy doesn’t need to hear fast love “skyfallified”
Jimmy and Matt talk more about the George Michael tribute that Adele did.
15 – I’ve earned this illness!
Taking CNNs Faith Evans/Faith Hill mistake.
Matt Belknap Emmy award winning producer?! Nope.
Jimmy’s new shirt? It’s a superman themed firefighter shirt. He did a half marathon in 2:14:56. Race to Remember through Paramount Studios.
He talks about the run featuring photos of the 140 police/fireman that we lost last year.
20 – He made it through the race with no IT Band issues until on the way back to the car.
Jimmy’s scheduled to do the LA Marathon. He isn’t sure it will actually happen.
He’s not as into the running as he was in the past apparently.
Jimmy’s got a car of bad luck. Today he got a spidercrack in the windshield. He talks about it.
25 – Greg Behrendt is here!!
Jimmy talks about Greg’s reaction to the Trump presidency.
Jimmy talks about Trump yelling at Hillary at one of the debates.
30 – Matt mentions 9/11. The room is unsure what he is referring to.
Eliot apparently hates the word Cyberly.
Which election is Matt referring to? “The SAG election?” – Greg
Jimmy talks about how awful SAG is with their elections. Just more popularity contests.
Talking Ages of actors displaying on IMDB and more about the issue.
Jimmy and Greg both round-up their ages.
Greg starts to go in on writers not writing parts for older folks. Stops himself.
35 – https://www.theidesoftrump.com/ a creation by Ted Sullivan. Jimmy reads the info about this. We are all on board with this idea.
Greg loves it.
“He’s getting attacked paperly!” – Matt
40 – Jake Tapper on the Truth Spectrum?!
Jimmy sings some James Ingram for us.
Jimmy perfectly threw his earbuds down in rage at Matt bringing up cyberly again.
Eliot just doesn’t like the word! It hits his word wrong.
Jimmy and Greg talk about the Cyberly Brothers concert. They really know their 1s and 0.
Casting the live action Jetsons movie? Ed Helms as George? Greg is in on Ryan Renolds.
45 – We’re back!
Jimmy talks about the window crack and his dime nickel quarter cock test.
The technique is to inject an epoxy or acrylic adhesive or filler into the chip.
(Not that anyone asked, but… I’m sure that with a leased car Jimmy has to have full insurance coverage. If you have “glass coverage” on your insurance policy, insurance will usually pay 100% of the cost to fix a chip. And depending on your coverage level, all or most of the cost of replacing a windshield. How do I know? I had to pay out of pocket for a windshield – $500 – because I didn’t have that coverage. I added the highest level I could, and the next time it cost me $25 to replace the whole thing. -Darryl)
Department of sweeps? Burt from Mary Poppins.
50 – We’re gonna bet on the cost of windshield repair cost!
Talking more about Trump and his cabinet.
55 – Talking about lying about liking someone when asked.
Greg talks about Jim Jeffries on Real Time.
Jimmy was on a plane with Jim Jeffries. He talks about it. Basically, Jims doing ok.
Talking Pierce Morgan. Jimmy thought, “look at this fucking toad” when he saw Pierce at Conan.
60 – Greg loves Rachel Maddow. He just needs the truth!
Jimmy said the same thing to Tom Cruise. He jut can’t handle the truth.
Talking scientology and Tpm Cruise and Travolta.
Windshield cost guesses:
Caswell says prices can go up to $700, while Delaney says costs can range from $185 to $1,000. According to CostHelper, a windshield replacement typically costs between $100 and $400, with the average driver reporting that they paid $214. Your insurance may cover some or all of the costs.
Bryan Cranston/Ty Burell
1h10m – Talking Midnight Run! The guys love it. Greg not a fan of the score.
Matt didn’t hear Jimmy say Tangerine Dream because Greg won’t shut up.
Brick Red is Jimmy’s favorite crayon color?
The panel talks crayon colors.
Spoiled Milk* – Coconut
Stinky Socks – Tutti-Fruitti
Lawn Clippings – Lime
Rotten Egg – Buttered Popcorn
Canned Dog Food – Chocolate Pudding
Dead Fish* – Strawberry Banana Smoothie
Booger – Juicy Pear
Moldy Cheese – Caramel Corn
Barf – Peach
Toothpaste – Berry Blue
Buttonwillow and the critique.?!
Reeses Pieces inside of a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup? Pass.
Matt is defending the reese’s pieces into the cup. Jimmy wonders if Matt’s real last name is Reese.
80 – Today I found out what the M’s stand for in “M&Ms”. In 1941, Forrest Mars Sr., of the Mars candy company, struck a deal with Bruce Murrie, son of famed Hershey president William Murrie, to develop a hard shelled candy with chocolate at the center.
Greg is commenting on Eliot’s hair. Vivian Campbell of Def Leppard?
Greg saw Bruce Kulick.
Jimmy gives us his reaction to seeing Bruce on a Plane. “ Bruce!”
Talking more about Bruce. He never wore the makeup.
Kulick was with the band longer than any member aside from the original foursome and drummer Eric Singer. (Singer has done three discontinuous stints with the band, each much shorter than Kulick’s.) When Ace Frehley again left Kiss (in 2002, after the Kiss Farewell Tour), Kulick was not asked to rejoin, as Simmons and Stanley thought that Tommy Thayer (former Black ‘n Blue guitarist and Kiss tour manager) could capture ( copy ) Frehley’s persona better than Kulick; however, Kulick continued to work with Kiss after his departure, contributing uncredited guitar work to the albums You Wanted the Best, You Got the Best!! and Psycho Circus
1h25m – Would Kiss play for Trump?
Vinne Vincent – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinnie_Vincent
Talking Bruno Mars’ Prince tribute.
Jimmy’s getting an important text message. Or not.
90 – Guitar’s just don’t seem to be that important anymore. Matt suggests that it will come back right. “I don’t know. Did the Clarinet?” – Greg
The guys hate the Mohawk guy from the band.
Greg likens him to the guy who played the trumpet in Bjork’s face when they were the Sugarcubes.
We got a gift for Greg! Jimmy brings out his guitar!
Talking about the guitar situation.
95 – busting out the guitar!
Rushing round the horn.
Jimmy gives to Greg Behrendt: 14 (80s Music)
First round was a FAIL.
David Bowie album was Earthling – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earthling_(album)
Trent Reznor did a remix of I’m Afraid of American’s.
1h45m – Greg talks about losing a hosting gig and being furious about it.
Greg has been our guest! We love having him! PCAT talk!
See you next time!
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