Episode 15 – America’s Hair Dad, Shirt Technology, and Dental Floss Tumbleweeds
Long before he was America’s Escape Room Dad, he was America’s Hair Dad
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Show notes by Darryl Asher
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Welcome to Never Not Funny, The Pardcast. I am Jimmy Pardo, your friend from the World Wide Web
Schmidt is in a Harlem Globetrotter’s Shirt, although he disagrees
Welcome Matt, we call him The Producer
Matt is wearing a Dri-Fit, which works but only psychologically
It’s all about wicking!
Let’s talk about Matt’s haircut, and Jimmy thinks Mike should get one
Jimmy says he is America’s Hair Dad
Hair = Neopolitan Ice Cream
Mike defends his hair, possibly too much
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Matt wrote down “America’s Hair Dad” at Jimmy’s request
It’s HOT is Los Angeles
The guys live in the Never Not Funny clubhouse, with a fire pole
Jimmy’s house gets no breeze
Jimmy: “I accept your flaws, why don’t you accept mine?”
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Jimmy suggests they cut Mike’s hair on-air, and Matt says he can do it
Matt defends his bike-helmet hair
Matt cut friends’ hair in high school, including carving designs
He’s the DJ, I’m the Rapper
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Jimmy says you can hear him talk about self-hair-cutting on his album Uno
Jimmy knows Mike is anti-histamine
Shaving in the shower, yes ot no?
Jimmy gets beard shadow quickly
Matt and wife were upset that he created the image of himself nude in a previous episode
Mike bought the 5 blade Fusion razor
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OTHER uses of the vibrating razor and toothbrush
Anal bananas
Jimmy takes a bold stand: Enough with the barbershops already!
Matt suggests inviting people to the show to get a haircut
Jimmy’s wife sheds like a kitty cat; Mike’s wife sheds used dental floss
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The dental floss issue has been ongoing for seven years
Jimmy scolds Matt for not yes-anding
Jimmy: “I’m not a complete nut bar!”
The arrogance and awkwardness of getting your shoes shined
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Jimmy’s awkward Boston haircut
Mike found a nice local place for a shave
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Details of Mike’s straight razor shave
Cologne talk
Jimmy’s shave routine: shave… Brut aftershave… walk around house… shower… more Brut aftershave
Brut is the only aftershave Jimmy is not allergic to
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Mike’s mom will not use round ice!
This is a show for MEN! And women.
Jimmy loves getting the fan emails from around the world
Nathan Smart sent an email with an acapella version of the NNF theme song, which closes the show
