No in studio notes; all notes and editing by Darryl Asher
0- Jimmy has the wrong season right outta the box
Tony Thaxton sitting in for sicko Garon, which is why I (Darryl) am doing these notes, because Tony is an excellent drummer, not a note-taker
Tony’s podcast: Feliz Navipod
Tony went to Conan an saw Brian Wilson
Earthquake talk! (Not the comedian)
Eliot can’t tell the difference between an earthquake and a small child on the stairs
Earthquake epicenter near Jimmy’s house, maybe at the Target
5- Jimmy’s mom’s cat felt the earthquake before people
Wham Rap (AGAIN!)
Jimmy ran the Hollywood half-marathon
Jimmy finished in pain
DO NOT STOP THE CELEBRITIES DURING THE HOLLYWOOD MARATHON!!!! (Even though there weren’t any)
10- POP CULTURE GUESSING GAME
For 50 bucks – who did the album Into the Gap
Jimmy loses $50 to Tony Thaxton
15- Jimmy finds a way to make his $50 loss a business expense
Fantasy Baseball update with Jimmy Mad Dog Russo
Jimmy likes the old-timey feel of the Fantasy Baseball update music
The Lumbermen – Cody Perrin’s team consists of mostly Cardinals
20- Real talk about fantasy sports
Too much info might be detrimental to the fantasy games
25- Jimmy seems to think that his rooting for a player actually has an outcome on their performance, Tiger Town style
Modern Marvels disasters – Eliot’s first improv show? (Matt)
Fresh Off the Boat – lotta funny!
Eliot’s close personal friend is on that show, but he can’t remember her name
Pizza is here! Which is great because I’m starving.
30- 16 Jackal or Jaguar or Journey
Todd didn’t write down a J word
Radio stations that give money away (like NNF)
WMAQ is gonna make me rich!
Shockingly, Jimmy got kicked out of the Boy Scouts for obnixious behavior
35- Todd Glass’s mom had a bird that said “I’m thirsty,” which fooled his aunt into giving the bird water
Checking in with fill-in Tony Thaxton – his word Jamiroquai
Todd wants to know: how much is a mall kiosk?
40- A throw-down over who is good at math
Todd wants the airport/mall massage places to have a curtain
Public massage talk
Jimmy had a great mall massage and a horrible airport massage
45- Tony is trying to find kiosk rent amounts – $3500/mo for one place he found
Todd loves the Farmer’s Market by The Grove
Ice cream / soft serve / custard / truck custard
Todd needs very explicit over-explained explanations
50- The lady who scolded Todd for yelling last time was not very nice
Eliot has a pinky ring and thumb ring
Seeing someone get tazered who deserves it is fulfilling
LA KISS talk
Jimmy and Oliver have great seats, ruined by some assholes nearby
55- Todd has some very specific situations where he would love to see a tazer used
LA KISS has gotten ride of the cage-girls and a more professional announcer
Drunken frat tazing
Jimmy’s show pitch “You’ve Been Tazed!”
60- Todd thinks people will worry about him based on this show
Before his sleeve tattoo, Todd had a fake sleeve tattoo he got from a party
Suits are uncomfortable, especially on a plane
Tattoo … party … eighties
Todd rants about people who act like they were listening by repeating a few words they heard
65- Todd goes back to tell something that he can’t remember at all
Todd doesn’t need any more tats
Todd has a Mr. Rogers reference in his tattoo
ALso a Getting Doug with High reference
Eliot’s J-word – Jellybean
70- Todd wants to know – favorite jellybean?
Sneakers / sneaks / tennis shoes / gym shoes / running shoes
Tony insists that in Michigan they just called them “shoes”
75- Plastic bags under snow boots
Civilized adults don’t need snow boots
Jimmy Dore’s Jon Benet joke gets shut down by a heckler
A marathon team was wearing “Isis” shirts
To “Jimmy Dore” is now to shut down a rant with logic
DEATH STARE (at Eliot’s L. Qaeda joke)
More Fresh Off the Boat talk
Matt “Jimmy Dores” Jimmy’s Fresh Off the Boat rant
80- Mail call!
Todd wants to know about Dogpile.com
Ryan Hamilton Walsh sent mail
Ryan sends a Halleluia the Hills album to Jimmy, but he can’t pronounce halleluia
Note from Darryl: Although I refuse to be shamed into correcting my spelling, I will put the correct spelling here along with a link to the band’s website so it can be found in a search: Hallelujah the Hills.
Jimmy wants everyone to feel the vinyl. FEEL IT!!!!
85- Jimmy’s turntable purchase info
Jimmy’s got 2 turntables, and a microphone
Drew Hastings is Jimmy’s earbud inspiration
The current generation of comedians is getting better the older they get
90- “Not everything was better in the old days!” is Todd’s new “hang a curtain”
Important apartment complex update
95- Jimmy’s heading to Ann Arbor, one of his top five clubs
Matt’s J-word – Jalepeno!
Todd has more to say (quietly) about Nature Box
Jimmy keeps trying to say halleluia. Fails.
100- Todd’s J-word was Jonathan
Todd wants to irritate people by saying Hillary Clinton will win
Todd wants to know when the plugs happen
Dice and his lady show up
Who else will run for the dems?
105- Todd thinks the republicans don’t have a chance, Jimmy disagrees, due to disenchantment with Obama
Everyone has an opinion about the next presidential election
Eliot thinks third party candidates should be able to throw thier votes to another candidate
Pebble watch will change the world!
Matt bought on and used it for an hour
Jimmy thinks the Apple Watch is beautiful
110- Jimmy confronts Todd head-on about him talking on the phone while on the treadmill
115- Todd thinks Jimmy is wrong, so wrong, about him being out of breath on the phone on the treadmill
Jimmy is under high pressure to make Todd laugh at the gym
Jimmy calls Todd’s manager’s office to check on whether Todd calls from the treadmill, and whether it bugs them
120- Jimmy waves at Blackhorse Motors whenever he drives by, just in case Todd is there
Todd ramps up into another Nature Box promo, but a quiet one this time.
AK-47 gone, not fotgotten.
-Never Not Notes founder and curator, Darryl Asher