16D – Walking the Line with Todd Levin
Todd Levin. (Picture is the same when turned upside down.)
In studio notes by Garon Cockerell.
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
@ToddLevin
My guess is 16 Dumb
00 – Hello everyone! Players Club door is open and closed! Members only!
Jimmy played poker last night. He’s exhausted.
Working 9 – 4 getting off an hour early! Jimmy sings his 9-5 parody song at Poker.
He went to $200 up, to $140 down, ended up +$5.
Poker night has people bringing tacos, pizza, chips, and sweets.
Matt tries to plan to get Taco Surpremes.
Darryl asks: Or are they more properly called “Tacos Supreme”?
Uh-oh Matt and I are in trouble?
05 – Matt explains his 7/11 sign tweet thought process.
The guys talk about tweet activity.
Jimmy’s gonna Schmidt this episode. Shoot all of us out of here.
Jimmy talks about seeing a girl smack her kid on the ass at a play area at the mall. 5 maybe 6 and she was telling her mom to shut up. To be fair, she was being a brat.
10 – Jimmy unsure how to handle that kind of situation. Made him uncomfortable. It was an in public spank, not too hard but it was a spank. Jimmy’s not on board with spanking. Jimmy tells more about what happened. The mother then started saying she was going to take her friend’s kid home instead of her own daughter because she was much more well behaved.
15 – Matt calls Jimmy a Pioneer in coming up with racist comments. Apparently, they were “gang people.” Lots going on in this story guys.
Jimmy wanted to say something but he couldn’t until other seats opened up.
Matt doesn’t know how he would handle that kind of situation. Jimmy said he would have intervened had the spank been more severe.
20 – Here is the story Matt is talking about. Parents charged with child neglect
Jimmy tells another story about being at the record store and seeing someone buy a Shatner album and the clerk saying, “I hope Shatner is the next to go so we can unload all of our shatner shit.” Jimmy was worried theyd start wishing death on all the ST cast it would get to Walter and he’d have to say something.
Jimmy is worried about Madonna’s teeth.
25 – my tumblr is garoncockrell.tumblr.com
30 – Here is Gene Simmons Firestarter Video
Our guest is here! Todd Levin!
Breaking news! It’s Jimmy’s pick in the NNF Fantasy Baseball League!
He is making his pick as we speak on the air!
Todd talks about his woodworking/burning.
35 – Jimmy is picking Evan Gattis! Catcher for the Astros.
Break
We’re back with 16 Demon!
My word was Dumb.
Jimmy tries out Todd’s recycled pen.
40 – Todd gives the pen to Jimmy. He’s got a back up.
The guys call him every pen themed name they can think of.
Penn Jilette comes up so Jimmy says Penn started talking about how there is no god.
More Penn Jillete joke.
There is no Godfrey.
45 – LA Kiss Talk
50 – YOU GET TO KEEP IT!!!
Jimmy doesn’t like to use words like jerk or dumb around Oliver. Yesterday, someone driving a monster truck drives by them and he revved the engine. “Ah look at this jerk.” – Jimmy. Oliver laughed and laughed.
Zoe doesn’t let Matt and Elise say stupid.
Todd talks about his cat who ate a muffin on the counter. He said to the cat, “Effie you are a scumbag.” And his daughter went bananas.
Todd is expecting a son on July 3! Might name is gun or freedom or flag. Jimmy says that’s too close to a word that will get him teased. Todd says it’s gonna be Flaggot.
Coyote talk! Matt recounts his coyote story.
Matt’s a fucking idiot news: Trying to open his car and nothing working. Not his car, not even anywhere near where his car is parked.
60 – Jimmy talks about being drunk once and trying to open the apartment door with the car fob.
The guys talk about a lock that you can use with your phone to open the house.
Crock Pot with the app support
Todd wonders if there was ever a studio head or Hollywood type that was buried under his parking spot.
Unfrozen Walt Disney Sketch talk. Walt pitching ideas like The Pickininneys, and the Chinkaroos who solve mysteries in a flying wok.
The Hong Kong Suits came up on 1012 with Duane Perkins
65 – More chat about The Chinkaroos. Todd sees it as a film trilogy. He thinks TV is too small of a medium for it. Chow Not Fun – Someone’s poisoning all of the Chow Fun.
70 – Eliot’s here! His D-word was Dio.
Oliver on slayer, “This is that heavy metal we don’t like right, dad?” on Motley Crue: “ Now this we like!” half way through song: “Do we like this?”
Todd talks about being on a ride in Coney Island that went on forever. It was like the carnie went to lunch.
Todd would today go on a Ferris Wheel. Todd is afraid of lions. He saw a video where a lion walked over to a car and opened the door with it’s mouth. He’s also scared of quicksand and drowning.
Todd: “it’s so interesting that we knew all the rules of quicksand.”
75 – Todd talks about his parents going on a cruise and at one point floating on a raft in the ocean and both of them panicking that they’re trapped in the current and going out to sea.
Snake talk!
Todd saw a huge tarantula crossing the road near Yellowstone.
Jimmy talks about hitting a dog with his car and it being totally awful.
80 – Matt’s sister was hit by a deer on the way to her driving test.
The guys talk musicals. Todd enjoyed Hedwig. He saw it with John Cameron Mitchell.
Todd saw Big The Musical on Broadway. He was forced to go see it by his boss to take his teenage daughter to see it. He says it was awful.
Jimmy says the movie Big doesn’t hold up.
Todd spills his water everywhere.
85 – He talks about getting a new passport photo. It doesn’t look like him at all.
Matt’s word was also Dio.
Danielle went to an E! holiday party and Dokken was the band playing the party.
Todd’s D word was Dia mongolas or something.
Jimmy talks about the show Child Genius
90 – Jimmy and family enjoy King of the Nerds.
What is Fonzie’s favorite number? Eeeeiiighhttt.
Jimmy’s got a doctor appointment in minutes.
Everyone is funny on Brooklyn 99.
Congrats on the new baby Todd!
There is no gad!
See ya next time!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth
